Craziesty night you've had?

i remember when i was in preschool

Would not remeber it

day before i headed to college we raged super hard, had a huge party. Shotgun'd 10 beers with 2 of my buddies and ended up hooking up with 3 girls that night

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ahh yes, back when it only took me 3 beers to puke. Those were my glory days.

Don't remember the night but the morning was full of fun. Covered in puke on my living room floor, woke up at 5am and threw up, and when I got out of the bathroom I was greeted by my parents demanding an explanation

Sonic bloom 2010.

Except it was 3 nights... but it all kinda blends together...

ive got 2 to choose from

1: its was someones bday party smoked from 4pm till 2 am dutch stylo. after that i had to go home by bike without lights trough the fields (dont know if thats the correct word for it)
it was misty and dark and everywhere i looked i saw people, never thought that it was possible to actually trip on weed...

2: someones bday party smoked allot drunk allot and then we went to play a game with shots of wodka, but they were fuckin with me so i had to do the shots the whole time. went to an club drunk there even more, next day my bike was broken lost like 3/4 of my clothes and puked in my bed and bathroom

Night started off watching the game, somehow went to the frat, got laid by some redhead, and then came back to the dorm.

After about 4 shotguns later I threw my boots, chaps, and spurs on and took my cattle rope and went up to the girls floors in our dorm and were roping women. After that my roommate and I found a ladder and walked around saying we were fixing lightbulbs. After that we through the ladder out our 4th floor dorm room window and watched it snap in half when it hit the ground.

Then we left and got some burritos and jewed the cashier down cus i only had $10.

Then I woke up on the couch in the den with cowboy boots and boxers on.


That was all last night. I love college.

what is #1 please and thank you kebert zela.

It's a 7-way tie between all my nights out at Burning Man this year, although friday or monday might have been the better ones. That place is unreal if you like to party!

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i have had a crazy weeked:

It is so pleasing to see other Newschoolers members take up my cause!

Grammar: it's no joke.

hahaha

smoked an oz of bud caked in half a vile of oil to myself all in blunts, i dont remember anything else

WHO CARES! no green names online!

dude you're so hardcore

Ok. I went to my friends house to go to a party. We went to the party smoked 2 blunts and did like 3 shots. im feeling good. then this girl was like come with us to this other party so i was like okie dokie. so then i went to this other party and i remember hideing my shoes so i could go in the hot tub. watching this kid get kicked in the face.(he stole weed from a G) and finding a towel. then i guess we went and slept in my friends neighbors house where no one was living but people were moving in and fell asleep. I remember at like 6 ish seeing one of my friend leave and i didnt know where i was so i went back to sleep. Then i remember the owner of the house waking us up with his 13 year old son next to him. somehow i maade it out and he didnt call the cops. TOP THAT ONE!

Spark note
went to friends
went to party
went to another party
got hella smashed
woke up in a random persons house.

last night i ate someones ticket for 15 bucks, bought a beer, nearly passed out in some chair, was asked if i wanted a cab and told i had to go by the staff their. went downstairs, threw up in a urinal, hilarious reaction of the dude in the one next to me, haha. then walked the 40+ blocks back home

don't know if it's the craziest, but it was good...

I have a hard time believing that.

One time I got drunk and then more drunk and then probably something else cool happened but I am not sure.

Labor day weekend, big association party where my grandparents have a summer cottage, lots of family friends have summer places in the surrounding location. Anyway, they always have kegs and booze and stuff, but I got absolutely trashed, which was unfortunate because I didn't get to eat all the good food and such, but the last thing I remember was double fisting with a beer in one hand a jungle juice in the other. I woke up, went golfing, came back and found out that I straight up pulled my pants down and pissed on our good family friends couch. I felt like such an asshole.

Definitely not the craziest, I'll keep this one pretty mellow pg-13, just kinda a funny story.

Went to my first college party with my 2 roommates. When I was a freshman I got super lucky and got paired up with 2 sophomores that were friends from the year before, and they were really cool kids. My one roommate, Chris, had a girlfriend off campus just down the street and she was throwing a party my first weekend at college.

I was eager to finally see what these alleged "college parties" were all about. We got there early because we didn't have shit going on and it was time for me to meet Chris' girlfriend, Liz and her roommate Hillary. They were both mad chill and pretty sexy. We shot the shit for a while over a mango hookah. I started really feeling the girlfriend's roommate, Hillary, after we talked for a while.

The ladies were all proud that they had made several large trays of jello shots during the day. Obviously we were thrilled as well. I had never had jello shots before, this must be what college is about? Anyway, I slam back a full-ROYGBIV worth of jello shots with my roommates as we wanted to get the night started right.

So we are chilling, waiting for people to show and blazin a bit. I am confused as to how I am sober after consuming so many jello shots. Anyway, Hillary takes me out to her balcony and we start to get to know each other a bit better. It was fun, she was a great kisser and damn she was looking good, this was going places. We walk back inside and people are starting to arrive.

[enter black zone]

All those jello shots kicked in at once and bam, straight memory eraser. It was like that hour and a half did not exist. Interestingly it was a very short black zone and I came out of it as the party slowly starting to wind down; It wasn't that type of fall-down blackout, more the, fun party guy blackout I found out from my friends later. I see Hillary and try to give her a kiss goodnight to see where this is going, she steps back, says no way, and walks away.

Puzzled as to how this girl went from, completely me into me, to basically "fuck you". I wandered back to where my roommates were hanging out and told them--although I wasn't sure why--that it was probably a good time for us to leave.

The next morning I am going to get brunch in the cafeteria and I run into Liz, my roommates girlfriend and Hillary's roommate.

"Niiiice work!!", she says, with a huge shit-eating grin on her face. At the time I thought she was giving me shit about how I somehow fucked up with Hillary, well, she kind of was.

Uh oh, I think to myself.

"So what exactly happened because I seem to be missing a few key things about last night?", I said.

"Well, you hooked up with my two best friends! Impressive." She remarked.

Apparently, I had met Liz and Hillary's other very good friend, Lauren. Allegedly I was quite enamored with her as well (read: college). I still know very very few details about what actually happened but I definitely hooked up with both of them. I feel pretty bad about it in retrospect because Hillary was such a nice chick and I totally blew it but at the same time, it was a remarkably entertaining way to start off my college career.

I lol'd

i stopped my friend from stabbing me and my other friends
they were drunk/high/idk and i wasn't
i also made shadow puppets and they shit all over

went to this one gay dudes valentine's dance party in bellingham,

haha i like this one!

probably one of the ones i don't remember, so i couldn't tell you

It ended with me and my best friends smoking an L on top of a 150 water watching the sun come up over the thousand island bridge...pretty fuckin high class

i was partying alot that night and one thing lead to another. i woke up in a feild behind the gas station by my house

last year at my old school we always raged really hard when the Meatheads came for premieres. So, my friend and I started out the night with a few trays of jello shots, and filled up some water bottles full of tequila and headed to the premiere. By that time, I was pretty tipsy and it was only like 8pm.
The afterparty was like blackout zone. From what I remember and have been told, we went to this girls house, and there were a ton of people there. I drank half a 5th of vodka, and then a few beers from random people. My boyfriend at the time dared a girl to slap him, and she did really hard...it was hilarious. A bunch of random shit happened, and one of my friends was tripping on mali so hard that she got stuck in a treehouse and couldn't get down for a solid half hour. In the end I ended up eating shit really hard when I was walking back to the van that we all went to the party in. Cried the whole car ride home for some reason, and then when we got back to my friends house I made my bf stay there for a solid hour because I was convinced my best friend was going to show up but she was still back at the party. We finally walked back to his place and I passed out sitting upright on the couch...wtf?!

Probably not the best, but memorable for me:

after a day of dh biking my friends and I were walking around in the dark at the campground at the base of the hill we were biking at earlier that day. we heard music and it led us to a restaurant at the base of the hill, there was a wedding reception going on, and it's in rave mode... two bride's maids come out DAF and start talking to us. They somehow convince themselves that we're a breakdancing basketball team from Philadelphia (we are none of these things and live in NB Canada lol). Anyway, they wanted us to come into the party to dance for them so we obliged. they escort us in arm in arm and we danced with everybody including the bride haha. just the mental image of all us 17 year olds in there wearing XL hoodies and jeans tearing up a strangers wedding makes me lol every time.

Sparknotes:
walking through woods
found a wedding
crashed it
left without a word
unforgivable.

well craziest night for me was dance party. making out with 2 girls, another dance party. sleeping in my car in a parking lot because I couldn't go home and had swim practice the next morning. Not that crazy, but sleeping in my car sucked...

haha thats sick

thursday night. harvest moon crazy stars in the sky

ok so pretty much smoke the most sylvia i have ever seen let alone smoked i was trippin for hours and hours and hours and drank a 30 rack of pbr to my self (though i was with alot of other people) woke up in the morinig in the middle of the woods like half a mile from my friends house who had the party

i have a bunch of little storage closets in my room and one time i woke up naked in one of those wearing hulk hands with puke on the floor. the only part of that i remember was buying hulk hands earlier that day

IF3 ns after party/thread

Last december some troll-faced girl had a house party. 300+ people came, and the hallway was lit on fire.

I spent most of the night sitting on a mattress in a closet drunk as hell, and girls would come in, do what needs to be done and leave. near the end of the night I was thrown through the closet door, smashing a lot of the horizontal pieces. I felt bad.

had sex with an azn chick 4 feet away from my best friend who was having sex with the azn chicks best friend, all while our other best friend, jake, was hooking up with the azn chicks roommate across campus.

I dont know why, but i lol'd so fucking hard from this. +k

few weekends ago I was hanging out with my buddy, we went to his friends house for some pre drinking, had a few beers maybe seven or eight but couldn't bring myself to get drunk, so I pull out some zoomers and have maybe 7g dry. I keep drinking, we call a cab. Right when the cab pulls up I start to trip, hard. Most of the other guys were drunk or high so we have a long hilarious convo with the driver on his stance on drugs and god knows what else. As soon as we get to the bar one dude (the guy whos house we were just at actually) says fuck i forgot my ID at the shark club, another bar up the road the night before.
Being in the state I was I volunteer to walk with him on what I thought was a short walk, turns out its much longer then I remember. I was just taking in all the lights and signs and all the cars driving by (it was cruise weekend so there was alot of nice cars) blah blah blah we make it back go in the bar and I just couldnt handle the crowd, go outside for a smoke on the corner and my friends sister drive up an is stopped at the corner, I think for a while im just tripping then I decide that it was her and open the door and hop in. I bet you thought I got in the wrong vehicle, no it was actually her. She was probably too intoxicated to be driving and her car has a few too many people in it. There was a retarded amount of cops that night, somehow we made it to the next bar.
Here I tried hopping in the ice bin cause I was too hot, didnt go over well, so i went outside to cool off. Once outside I decide I must climb on top of the bar, so I did and was chilling on the roof and four huge bouncers came up and ripped me down from there. Imagine how frighted I must have been. I somehow talked my way out of it or they could see I was tripping or who knows what but they let me go. I met up with the original buddys from the first bar. I believe I had more mushrooms sometime around here cause I lost all connection with reality. dont remember getting back to my buddys friends place, without my buddy. I couldn't fall asleep so I decided id walk to my buddys house where my truck was, but fuck, my keys are in his van at this party. Oh well... I start walking, not knowing where im going or where im coming from. An hour or so later Im completely fucking lost in a strange city, phone is about to die, everyone im calling is still passed out.
Just by chance I see someone I went to high-school with from my city and flag a ride. I make it to my truck and buddys house, get his keys from him, get my longboard out of the back and start heading to where i THINK i left from, I was wrong, complete opposite side of town, I call people who were at the pre drinking house and find out where it was, skate all the way to another part of town. I finally get his van, drive back to my truck by the time all this was done it was 2 or 3 in the after noon. I crashed hard after that.
Not the greatest story sorry. I cant describe all the events that happened that night and day.
sparknotes:
-drinking
-mushrooms
-escorted down from bar roof by bouncers
-being lost in a strange city, phone about to die
-skating across town twice

no hate man but if one of your craziest nights involves 3 shots and 2 blunts....id have to say its not worthy of this thread

Went to a party broke a girls countertop before a open house, pushed a fridge down a set of stairs, shanked about 50 holes in the wall, smashed out all the windows of a purolator truck and then spent 6 hours in emergency.

Not everybody has the tolerance of a mountain gorilla

Just because he didnt get shit faced doesnt mean his night wasn't crazy

My freshman year of college some chick I had been talking to asked me if I wanted to go to a party. It was the beginning of freshman year so I barely knew this chick, and had no idea how to navigate around here off campus. But obviously I agreed to go anyway. The party was apparently at some frat where sober drivers for the frat are more than happy to cart around a bunch of girls to bring to their parties, not so much guys, but she got me in the car with her nontheless.

my threads for when i get to my comp and type out my story

i once played 14 games of MVP baseball 2004 and won them all. in one night.

not the craziest but pretty wild https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/557392/ my embend link is broken

thats 68% cool