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Dumbest thing you saw her heard today.

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pinkcadillac
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while playing skate 2 with my friends friend he looks at us and says "can you change the game in options so X is ollie?"

go

Sep 25 2010 10:40PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
where do babies come from?
Sep 25 2010 10:41PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/564837/
Sep 25 2010 10:42PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
are all oceans salt water?
Sep 25 2010 10:42PM
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spirals
Posts: 63 - Karma: 8

Doing stage crew at my school, were tighetening this railing on to a platform:

Me: Uh, you need to tighten this a little more.

Him: (completely randomly) Yah, I like my railings tight, just like my women.

Me. Stare back blankly.

Sep 25 2010 10:44PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
not today, but ill still through it out there.

watching the world cup final:

the girl next to mean leans over and says, "what team are those guys playing for??"

i respond: "those are the referees"

her: "ooooh, thanks." totally oblivious to her foolishness
Sep 25 2010 10:44PM
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Abc567def
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kid sounds like a boss
Sep 25 2010 10:46PM
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spirals
Posts: 63 - Karma: 8
lol, he is a prity cool kid, just kinda random at times... lol
Sep 25 2010 10:48PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
i love these threads.









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Sep 25 2010 10:49PM
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Deezy
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EC doesn't know how to fucking read.
Sep 25 2010 10:56PM
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8088
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girl im my global class asked who we fought in Vietnam
Sep 25 2010 10:57PM
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Sheets-mmm
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while playing a football game, up by two touchdowns, i was told by a kid i put on the ground "to stop being dumb"
Sep 25 2010 11:00PM
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dispatchQ_main
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i make similar jokes, but only when talking to girls ive never met..
Sep 25 2010 11:22PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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i was skyping with a very atttractive bitty. she dropped her ring into a cup of tea. so she decides to show me by tipping the cup and spilling the tea straight onto her keyboard. it was hilarious
Sep 25 2010 11:42PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
haha
Sep 25 2010 11:43PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
So do guns, like, hurt?
Sep 25 2010 11:43PM
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Abangin
Posts: 59 - Karma: 15
i heard someone say halo reach was dumb, I almost cried
Sep 25 2010 11:44PM
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broto
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title of this thread anyone?
Sep 25 2010 11:52PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
not today but lady points to a slated pretzel and says "whats that on the pretzel, sugar?"...
Sep 26 2010 12:06AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225

my friend held his cup under an fountain drink ice dispenser and said "why the fuck isnt it working?" i had to push the lever for him.

Sep 26 2010 12:07AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
can you get me a yellow gatorade
Sep 26 2010 12:08AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
i dont get it :( explain please? gatorades can be yellow.
Sep 26 2010 12:09AM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
does your tongue grow
Sep 26 2010 12:29AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
why do fans only spin one direction
Sep 26 2010 12:39AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
haha and you think i dont make sense?? i didnt mean for that to hurt you more i kissed you becuase i thought it was a good idea at the time. but honestly it didnt make me feel better after. i thought well hugging him and talking to him makes me feel so good and right, so kissing will be amazing. but i just felt worse and like there was imbalance in the universe and so it was a bad idea and so im really sorry. i shouldnt have done it... please please dont be mad at me.

i feel liek your the one person i can always go to and hug and when i mess up you ll be there for me i dont know if you have a person like that but your that person for me. i just wanted to talk to you..

FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT LICKING CUNT WHORE! IM FUCKING ANGRY AT YOU! YOU FUCKING LEAD ME ON THEN FUCKING USED ME! SUCK ME OFF!

/ANGER!
Sep 26 2010 1:37AM
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John_T
Posts: 138 - Karma: 59
be strong baby XOXOXOXO
Sep 26 2010 1:38AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
oh yea... thats the dumbest shit ive heard today.
Sep 26 2010 1:38AM
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Deezy
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lamest shit ive read all day

Your thread Spice up NSG its kinda lame has been moved from Non-Ski Gabber to Donator's Forum
Sep 26 2010 1:52AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
Gnarwhals dislikes this. i dont wanna have to pay 5 bucks to view just one thread.

although i have considered donating, now that i have 1000 posts...
Sep 26 2010 1:55AM
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Hamer
Posts: 139 - Karma: 11
this chick in my school didnt know you could buy food in africa, and also another chick didnt know oranges and lemons came off trees hahaha
Sep 26 2010 3:36AM
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theabortionator
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faildemic
Sep 26 2010 3:38AM
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afterbang_me
Posts: 385 - Karma: 152
i read that a kid almost cried over a halo game
Sep 26 2010 3:55AM
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hoodratz47
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do you, like, have a sink??
Sep 26 2010 6:11AM
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Tsands
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happened a while ago on a school trip with my year to middle of australia
girl: "is the sand red yet"
my mate "........."
Sep 26 2010 6:41AM
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freestyler540
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Do captains of ships still have the right to marry people?
Sep 26 2010 7:03AM
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Stickity
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my sister called me to get her a gatorade while i was getting smores stuff even though we have a ton of propel, powerade, and lipton someflavor green tea in the fridge
then she nagged me about it the rest of the night when i got back
should've pissed in a bottle
Sep 26 2010 9:23AM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
Exactly what i was thinking when i read the title
Sep 26 2010 9:30AM
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gpitcher
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i farted
Sep 26 2010 9:44AM
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spkillah.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 13
if i were to listen to you i'd say every post you've made in the last week
Sep 26 2010 11:29AM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
why do women have to stay in the kitchen?
Sep 26 2010 11:32AM
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iSmokeweed
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"whats graph paper?"
Sep 26 2010 11:32AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/564850/
Sep 26 2010 11:34AM
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maximiliaan
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max can you do something for me?
FFFFFUUUUUU!!!!
Sep 26 2010 11:36AM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
fix
Sep 26 2010 11:48AM
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treebeard
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i think you misheard.
captains of ships used to (possibly still can) be able to "marry" a couple. as in play the role of the priest/minister/judge etc, and have the couple legally married
Sep 26 2010 11:54AM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
"EC doesn't know how to fucking read" -  Deezy
Sep 26 2010 12:01PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
who dun sayd this
Sep 26 2010 12:03PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
"the tianenmen square crisis happened in 1982, plunging china into world war 2"

no lie. this girl is fucking dumb as a brick.
Sep 26 2010 12:26PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
"why does cum taste so salty"
this girl in my health class asked the teacher that
Sep 26 2010 1:31PM
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E.C.
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im not feeling this
Sep 26 2010 1:32PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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him: did u get a haircut?
me: no my hair just grew shorter (with a smile on my face obviously joking)
him:o i thought u got a haircut (completely serious and walks away)
Sep 26 2010 1:35PM
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