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what is the funniest crash you have ever seen??

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hoodratz47
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just say the funniest crash you have ever seen.
my freind tryed a rail and got hooked up when he tryed to go off fakie and slammed his head hard and then all this green goo came pouring out liek a river a good 3 cups of green ooze..



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
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May 6 2004 10:45PM
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thehellmuth
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when a redneck trys anyrail anytime its just funny as shit. skoal flyingever where, wet camo pants or jeans, orange deer hunting jacket , no gloves, rentals and falling straight back on the rail



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May 6 2004 10:47PM
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Switchin_Dirty
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try to land switch in powder, I laugh at myself!
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May 6 2004 10:48PM
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drewishish
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wen somebody ( or soemjack most likly) is just goin doen the trail liek a straight trail and he just lwips out and rolls like 10 feet and then trys to stand up but cant its funny
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May 6 2004 10:50PM
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lj5
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green ooze from his head?! umm are you sure hes still alive? did he see a doctor?
May 6 2004 10:54PM
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drewishish
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wat
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 6 2004 10:55PM
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Matty.
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when my friend was skiing switch and just ran into some guy and took him out, the guy must of been like in his late 70s

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May 6 2004 11:07PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah ut was from his sinuses




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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
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May 6 2004 11:12PM
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drewishish
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ya ilve takin sooomebad crashes my self like last sesson i was goin off this clif and went over adn out of no were this bush is right there and i hit it and flipped over adn fell right on my face from like 7 feet gion pretty fast to it hutrt
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 6 2004 11:25PM
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drewishish
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and i have been tryin a easy 180 adn i pulled it around to far adn i was on my snowboard so i land in like a 270 off a table top and im goin fast cetch an edge and jsut flip and land on my head again its not funn anf hte helment flew off not a pretty site
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 6 2004 11:27PM
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TAK
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Me, going backwards, by accident, first day on tele-gear.

And any double-eject is always good, especially when some mom comes up short on a big table.
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May 6 2004 11:41PM
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Switchin_Dirty
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^ha ha tele crashes are funny!
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May 6 2004 11:45PM
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hoodratz47
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no.. when a snowboarder catches a toe side edge.. makes me laugh



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
must be drug dealers
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May 6 2004 11:51PM
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dirty_dreb
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this guy who overshot a table and he was like 30.. must have been his first day in the pari
DOUBLE EJECTION!!
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May 6 2004 11:55PM
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Mahre
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these snowboarders saw this guy lose his goggles and beanie...they flung into the air...he stood up...and caught them...long before they could hit the ground...the boarders cheered from the chair...

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
May 7 2004 12:00AM
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albatross.
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my friends 40 foot table to some chinese guys head at grouse. And i had another friend do the same thing on the same table, but the guy was too far forawrd and he went right into his back. I also landed on a few peoples heads. Grouse really needs a park pass, in the fog its too easy for people to hang out on the landings and get crushed.
May 7 2004 12:39AM
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J.D.
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Yeah the guy who said snowboarders' toe side edges, those are pretty dramatic cause they can be so damn sudden. My bro caught his toe edge on a landing from a hip jump and just canned it. Mine was catching the tip of one of my skis on a table jib, slamming dace first onto the thing and sliding flat out on my stomach all the way across it until I fell off the other side in a heap. I wish we'd been filming, but I was alone that day. My other one was the infamous (among people I know) orange fence incident, but that's another story.
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May 7 2004 12:47AM
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hoodratz47
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at medows last year they bult a park hgue. some boarder starts mobbin hardcore down the hill fromthe lift.. strail line.... hits the first jump over shoots it by 156 feet lands on teh takeoff of teh next jump and breaks his. back.. dont belive me ill post the vid as soon as i get back from my hombraes.. peach out fooss. spellin is for bitchs



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
must be drug dealers
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May 7 2004 12:52AM
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ScratchCobra66
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when that guy from FP32 hit the dog in there trailer.



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May 7 2004 6:01AM
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www.frankable.com and watch zach smack. it's not the worst or funniest, but it's vicious whiplash


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May 7 2004 7:08AM
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McGoo
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Saw a few snowboarders jumping over a 3 foot divider fence at a trail junction. 3rd guy didnt make it, caught his board on the net, instant faceplant. Fucking hilarious.



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May 7 2004 9:31AM
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skitheslopes
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i was at pc during spring break, some old schoolers thought they were so cool cause they had fake affros and bunny hats, i pulled a smooth 180 off a natural hip, one of the guys was like whoa that was cool, than an old schooler said o thats nothing ill teach this little punk how to do things, i he got about a foot off the ground and did a spread eagle, he landed doing it, ripped his pants, hurt his nuts and got made fun of cause he crashed and i went bigger than him.



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May 7 2004 10:23AM
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J.D.
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ElGato, I fucked to toe clip in one of my bindings in the natural half pipe at Baker this season, it's at the top of a run that was all fresh powder.... had to ski down it on one ski while holding the other. REALLY hard through powder. I was gettin good at it by the end though.
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May 7 2004 11:32AM
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that one of the racer dying on kazaa
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May 7 2004 2:17PM
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skiing is so hot right now
May 7 2004 2:35PM
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skiing is so hot right now
May 7 2004 2:35PM
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joker
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^i think that guy might be doing that on purpose

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May 7 2004 2:44PM
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404404
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anytime Erik olsen (fetus540) falls on urban





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May 7 2004 2:53PM
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he's still retarded
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May 7 2004 3:20PM
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enick
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this doesnt have to do anything with skiing, but today at lunch my principal fell down while she was walking...she tripped in this little rut in the grass, and fell face forward...haha everyone laughed cause she is such a bitch





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May 7 2004 3:22PM
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davidh
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i saw two rednecks on a slow lift at steamboat in their jeans, jean jackets, and cowboy hats. The guy on the inside tries to get off, catches an edge, and the lift comes by and knocks him unconcious. the shitty part was that I was stuck one chair behind them while the carted him off.




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May 7 2004 3:32PM
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WIllW
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any time Andy (misty7) falls. anywhere.


or like 3 years ago. dynarider(ahmet) went to backflip my backyard jump. My dad made him where a helmet(i think it was a bike helmet) and he didnt buckle it. he stalled halfway, helmet falling off in the air. landed on his head and layed there swearing and hitting the ground out of frustration not pain.
May 7 2004 4:44PM
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Fala
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this guy in Forward who felt right into the kicker. funniest thing ever.
May 7 2004 5:58PM
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404404
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^^ yea, and i do it a hell of alot.





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May 7 2004 6:03PM
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Astomp
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i watched this old guy carrying like 4 sets of poles and was riding the side of the pipe then thinks he can drop straight in. and just fell 17 feet to flat bottom. quite funny.


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May 8 2004 2:42AM
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k2_kodi
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yeah iwas filming in the park, and this little kid on snowblades comes up to a rollercoaster box rail...tries to jump on, and man he's flying, splits it...nuts it the whole way and flies off the end and lands on his head


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May 8 2004 3:10AM
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bcboy
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THe best has to be the crash from foucused i forget the skier but he did like 40 Tomahawks down the hill


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May 8 2004 8:44AM
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skodeo7
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I was with some friends and we were goin down this closed trail at Bromley. There was a rope accross it but it was too high to ollie on skis. So I skied up to it to lift it up and little did I know that my friend was bombing it on a board trying to ollie it, I lifted it up as he was jumping and he jumped into the rope and his body curled around. Then the rope shot him backwards like a slingshot and he laid on the ground for a long time. HAHA it was hilarious.
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May 8 2004 9:04AM
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GrippinGs
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mine was watchin smoothbourquein try and cork 3 a 50 foot BC kicker at steamboat. he hit it and just floated thru the air slowly spinning lazy boy style and just slams into the pow with POOFY results.
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May 8 2004 10:05AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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one time i saw this little kid pole plant right in front of his ski and the pole snapped in half and he somersaulted down the hill.


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May 8 2004 11:00AM
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dilla_says_go
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hibberts fakie 180 to rackjob in L1P's forward.

one time i saw some kid ski really fast into a dirt patch and he pulled a sick double eject to face plant. he just sat in the mud and cried and cried while his mom tried to drag his dirty ass out.
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May 8 2004 1:56PM
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in whistler there was a hip and some retarted guy liek 20( fat asss) took teh hip with way to much speed and landed flat like 20 feet adn in the air he started to sit down which looked so funny
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May 8 2004 2:02PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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crightons fall in RFA when he's attempting to 50-50 that rail and he ends up sliding on his stomach.





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