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WTF should i do

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JIBpsy^^
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I am leaving to homecoming in like 45 minutes and i am too effing lazy to go to a florist but i forgot to get a corsage should i worry about? The chica i am goin with's best friend is super anal .

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Parrish
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Make one out of your neighbors flower garden.
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Anathema
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pull your penis out of your fly and put it in a hotdog bun
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JIBpsy^^
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I would but i live in breck and it snowed like 2 days ago so all the flowers are fucked up and wiltednow the penis idea thats a good one.
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first: work on your english.
second: make a corsage if it's that important.
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bluedevil493
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put your dick in a box?

it work for these guys

but the florist near my house can usually prepare something on short notice if you pay them a little bit more
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Parrish
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This

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Rachy
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high school girls suck. If you don't go to a florist, she is going to be irritated all night.

Just open the phone book, start calling, and the first place that has one, go get it. Shouldn't take you more than 25 minutes provided there are flower shops there.

If there aren't. Go to the grocery store and pick up a rose or something for her and say that the flower died cause you left it out and didnt know to put it in the fridge
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eljusto.
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Definatley  this..
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GayWolf420
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Fuck flowers. Get some roofies or some shit.
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JacheOReally
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sounds gross....
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Funkadelic
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Yeah dude, unless you're going with the chillest girl in the world I'd work on a way to get a corsage.
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WomensRights
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You're fucked. Enjoy the worst night of your life just because you forgot the corsage.
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Negro_Jesus
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[~_~]
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There's your answer.
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SeanTom
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ha. you said anal
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thesheik
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pee in her butt, i think
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michelle
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Just go pick one up you lazy fuck
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-Mugatu
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easier said than done MICHELLEEEEE.... (when you leave things to the last minute, or 45 mins)

I almost got fucked out of finding one for my prom, thank god the little Chinese lady at the florists knew what was up and hooked a brotha up the day of
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Krizzle
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do this
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JIBpsy^^
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Its all good my mom rolled home with a bouqet and a corsage and i didnt even ask her. It all turned out super epic. While my date was in the bathroom i danced with a chica and ended up feeling her up but my friend told me it was a totaly different girl than i thought it was so i felt up a girl and grinded the fuck out of her and i dont know who it was hahahaha /claim
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skankybitch
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I love you
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jblaski
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Glad it turned out well for you.

Judging on your mastery of the English language, you should probably spend your next high school dance sitting at home, practicing saying "Do you want fries with that?"
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TOUCHE
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$500 says this kid isn't black, who wants it?
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Mixy
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but that would be a stupid bet because we all know no black people can talk, let alone type. they arnet real, there all mirages.
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E.C.
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THEY'RE
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Mixy
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*aren't
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E.C.
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grammer is very serious
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JIBpsy^^
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I am a Straight A student i have a 94 percent in honors englishi  am just not gonna write my newschoolers posts like i would write an essay. whyh does everybody love pointing out spelling errors and shit?
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CrispyZombyWoof
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wow. what the fuck?? first you have your mommy solve your girl issues for you (whats next, her showing you what hole to stick it in?). then you proceed to feel up and grind on a different girl than the one you brought? sounds like you're a real casanova here...
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Mixy
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+k because that's exactly what my English teacher said to me today
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