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50 chicken nuggets in 20 minutes=pain

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Balzberg
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It hurts...
Sep 25 2010 3:20PM
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Gnams
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Just imagine how bad its gonna hurt coming out.
Sep 25 2010 3:21PM
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E.C.
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yup the worst has yet to come
Sep 25 2010 3:22PM
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Balzberg
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noooo
Sep 25 2010 3:22PM
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Nurgle
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lawl.

btw

why the hell you would you eat that many in the first place
Sep 25 2010 3:27PM
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freestyler540
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dont worry it takes a day or 2 to get it through you. Then, get you bathroom comfortable cause, its gonna rip
Sep 25 2010 3:27PM
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alex.bgk.
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i think the only way you can make it better would be another 50 nuggets
Sep 25 2010 3:27PM
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3-6-steeze
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Your gonna need an assbortion
Sep 25 2010 3:28PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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bahahahahha. i'd give it 24 hours or less before thats gonna happen.
Sep 25 2010 3:37PM
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3-6-steeze
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you're *
Sep 25 2010 3:40PM
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Spinoza
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i think you may die 50 days sooner
Sep 25 2010 3:44PM
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Joshua.
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actually i think it multiplies by 2 so it'll be 100 days earlier
Sep 25 2010 4:36PM
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Sam.Carson
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someone was hungry for some meat
Sep 25 2010 4:36PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Enjoy your new asshole !
Sep 25 2010 4:56PM
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messplay
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it all depends what kind of chicken nuggets were they...there is a difference  on fast food (wendy's, mcdonalds, etc..) or from the market (Tyson, Foster Farms, etc..)

the amount of GMO or growth hormones can be ideal in the amount of suffering your butt and nose will encounter innnnnnn approximately 4 hours from now in that bathroom, or soon to be home for at least 5 times throughout the next day.

best of luck.
Sep 25 2010 4:59PM
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Sklar
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haha, sounds rough, what up brian its matt from boulder
Sep 25 2010 5:00PM
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Malcolm
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youll need to buy some chipotlaway

Sep 25 2010 5:07PM
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messplay
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billy mays....


RIP!
Sep 26 2010 3:33AM
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theabortionator
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I could totally rock that deal. Easy. Maybe even 15 minutes
Sep 26 2010 4:38AM
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Abc567def
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i would do 51 in 02 min
Sep 26 2010 4:59AM
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Kangbang
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on the bright side, if you ever get raped by a male pedo, it wont hurt as much
Sep 26 2010 5:17AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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2 qdoba burritos. 10 minutes. lick my ballz.
Sep 26 2010 5:19AM
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steezemeister
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hahahaha that sucks, enjoy your assblood
Sep 26 2010 8:00AM
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Most-D
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Ergh.
Sep 26 2010 8:46AM
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