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Vending Machine (forum game)

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Ok, this is the VENDING MACHINE!

How to play!

You are in front of a soda machine.

Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"

You need to say what the person above you gets from the coke machine, then you insert an object of your choice.

Ok, I'll start.
*inserts Wooden Buddha
Sep 25 2010 1:32PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes paper towels


insert HI BILLY MAYS HERE.
Sep 27 2010 5:20AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

out comes a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories

insert a lamp shade with dinosaurs painted on it

Sep 27 2010 5:35AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
outcomes new hat

insert change
Sep 27 2010 8:44AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
out comes a Dr pepper

insert dr dre
Sep 27 2010 8:46AM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
out comes eazy e

insert a whole stawpenny
Sep 27 2010 8:51AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
out comes dre beats

insert school
Sep 27 2010 8:51AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,863
out comes the brave little toaster

insert insert
Sep 27 2010 9:11AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
out comes a wave of babies

insert jack bauer.
Sep 27 2010 9:14AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,572
This is fucking retarded. This is like something they would play at a nursing home
Sep 27 2010 9:21AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,863
out comes a crusty vagina

insert my life
Sep 27 2010 9:23AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
out comes nothing

insert a westjet for a chance to win a hawaii vacation
Sep 27 2010 9:25AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,572
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Sep 27 2010 9:39AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
can i change the hawaii vacation to an bottle of water?
Sep 27 2010 9:42AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
b is not a vowel so its a bottle.
but yes i guess it can be an exchange if youre okay with that
Sep 27 2010 9:44AM
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rot4te
Posts: 148 - Karma: 13
out comes condolences for wasting an entry

inserts eighteen opened red bull cans, and a pair of shoelaces
Sep 27 2010 9:59AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14490 - Karma: 10,630
Outcomes and IOU for an item.

Inserts 2 rotten pumpkins and a dirty diaper.
Sep 27 2010 10:05AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
a bottle of water comes out

i put in an bottle of water
Sep 27 2010 10:31AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
outcomes $1.25

insert llama
Sep 27 2010 12:20PM
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BizLiz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 18
outcomes a wool poncho

insert banjo
Sep 27 2010 12:25PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
outcomes NS

insert??????????
Sep 27 2010 12:31PM
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
outcome a Pepsi Max

insert the roll in the middle of toiletpaper
Sep 27 2010 12:49PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes sploof

insert thread bump
Sep 27 2010 8:26PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
what you did there....i see it.








funny shit last night
Sep 27 2010 8:38PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
out comes forum game

insert Antoine Dodson
Sep 27 2010 8:40PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
comes out antoine dodson. because i don't know who that is.

insert a package of beef jerky. because i just realized that i have another bag of jerky
Sep 27 2010 8:47PM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Out comes a song that makes it to the Billboard Top100

Insert Greenland
Sep 27 2010 8:48PM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
He's the "Hide yo kids hide you wife and even hide yo husband cuz they rapin e'rybody out here." guy
Sep 27 2010 8:51PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
outcomes Vikings

who insert dildos
Sep 27 2010 8:51PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
hoomeboiiii
Sep 27 2010 8:52PM
0 0
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
ill restart this

Insert my g suit
Sep 27 2010 8:54PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes a child

Insert Audi
Sep 27 2010 9:03PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
out comes a piece of blackberry pie


insert a giraffe cock
Sep 27 2010 9:04PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Out comes a harmonica



Insert skiierman
Sep 27 2010 9:06PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
out comes a small, dense black ball full of hate, anger, and evil spirits. with red hair


insert all 426 online members
Sep 27 2010 9:09PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes amazingness, with a lil troll thrown in


Insert gatorade
Sep 27 2010 9:53PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
receive powerade

insert lithium ion battery
Sep 27 2010 10:06PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes a rapist bunny



Insert severus snape
Sep 27 2010 10:15PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
out: lolwut
insert: situation's abs
Sep 27 2010 11:00PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

out: hot girls

inserts fist

Sep 27 2010 11:02PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
grabs condom
??????????????
insert profit
Sep 28 2010 8:54AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
out comes income statement

insert chocolate covered almonds
Sep 28 2010 10:15AM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Out comes an allergic reaction

Insert epinephrine.
Sep 28 2010 4:28PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
Out comes brick of heroin. Insert expensive new projector and projector screen.
Sep 28 2010 4:40PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes eventual situation



Insert Cheesy cheese
Sep 28 2010 4:43PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
out comes a velociraptor

insert chewed gum
Sep 28 2010 4:43PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
get: a new pack of gum

insert: J-Woww's tits

Sep 28 2010 7:22PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Out comes mushy pancakes



Insert Gucci baby!
Sep 28 2010 7:33PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes another reference im too bored to type

insert 8รท0
Sep 29 2010 5:39PM
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diseased_steeze
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
Insert thread.


Get dildos.
Sep 29 2010 5:41PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
outcome 0/0

insert another vending machine
Sep 29 2010 5:41PM
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