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Vending Machine (forum game)

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Ok, this is the VENDING MACHINE!

How to play!

You are in front of a soda machine.

Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"

You need to say what the person above you gets from the coke machine, then you insert an object of your choice.

Ok, I'll start.
*inserts Wooden Buddha
Sep 25 2010 1:32PM
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afterbang_me
Posts: 385 - Karma: 152
out comes a great excuse for all the white stains on the kids clothing.

insert one skateboard and 12 golf balls
Sep 25 2010 7:01PM
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WomensRights
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
Out comes Ryan Sheckler being manhandled by Tiger Woods

Insert an iron.
Sep 25 2010 7:03PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
outcomes a your legs

insert Kim Jong Il
Sep 25 2010 7:10PM
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WomensRights
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
Outcomes roneryness

Insert a whole redwood tree.
Sep 25 2010 7:12PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
out comes 2198303219 cardboard boxes

insert flying monkeys
Sep 25 2010 7:19PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
out comes dora the explorer

insert army budget
Sep 25 2010 7:33PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Out comes an entire civilization



insert a fleshlight
Sep 25 2010 7:45PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
out comes the fleshlight with a piece of your flesh on it

insert you cock
Sep 25 2010 8:15PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
out comes a brown bear

insert sock full of nickels .
Sep 25 2010 8:35PM
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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
out comes a sock full of poo and instructions for use.... insert newschoolers sticker
Sep 25 2010 8:39PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
out comes a burton sticker

insert tj shiller
Sep 25 2010 8:41PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
out comes ian cosco

insert a 68 year old retired claims adjuster from boise.
Sep 25 2010 8:51PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
out comes a 21 year old porn star

insert 25 cents
Sep 25 2010 8:58PM
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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
out comes a jew you cheap bastard. insert world peace
Sep 25 2010 9:00PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes miss teen north carolina

insert us americans and the iraq..such as
Sep 25 2010 9:04PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
out comes another woman that knows how to cook

insert a baby
Sep 25 2010 9:10PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
outcomes a REPOST!!11!!


insert the UNIVERSE
Sep 25 2010 9:15PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Out comes...... God


Insert every minority.
Sep 25 2010 9:28PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
out comes one regular white person
Sep 25 2010 9:29PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
out comes Click for larger image


insert and almond
Sep 25 2010 10:00PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
outcomes mildly offensive drawing of penis

insert borat
Sep 25 2010 10:01PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
out comes a 4gb ram chip

insert THE NORTH FACE
Sep 25 2010 10:25PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes hopeful steeze
insert: tom
Sep 25 2010 10:56PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
out comes pretzel

insert iPhone
Sep 25 2010 11:00PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
out comes Droid

insert acoustic guitar
Sep 25 2010 11:06PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
outcomes problems

insert dog feet
Sep 25 2010 11:06PM
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Evan.M
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,241
outcomes cat

insert fishing rod
Sep 25 2010 11:10PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes fucking PAWS

insert an octopus
Sep 25 2010 11:11PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
outcomes a fish

insert xbox
Sep 25 2010 11:11PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Out comes Mw2

Insert weedidlez
Sep 25 2010 11:12PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
out comes dildos.
insert
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Sep 25 2010 11:17PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31

more dildos???

Sep 25 2010 11:29PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
out comes my bitch
.
insert newschoolers
Sep 25 2010 11:39PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
out comes todd wallnuts wearing the tallest jiberish and saga ever seen on this earth

insert level 3 sex offender
Sep 25 2010 11:46PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Out comes

insert A moustache
Sep 26 2010 2:13PM
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_tilly
Posts: 133 - Karma: 15

out comes a confused chuck norris

insert a dairy cow

Sep 26 2010 2:16PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
out comes an ice-cream and steak sandwich

insert a machete
Sep 26 2010 2:25PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
out comes babies


insert : allah
Sep 26 2010 2:26PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
outcomes an xbox

inserts jessica alba
Sep 26 2010 2:26PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
outcomes boner

insert tom wallisch.
Sep 26 2010 2:29PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
get gargle gargle
Sep 26 2010 9:23PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
insert myself
Sep 26 2010 9:44PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
out comes my dick

inserts a chair
Sep 26 2010 9:49PM
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UrbanElephant
Posts: 140 - Karma: 6
out comes the sun


insert the love of the lord
Sep 26 2010 9:49PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
get: crapped on the head by a pigeon

inserts: pauly's blowout hairstyle
Sep 26 2010 9:52PM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Out comes Richard Dawkins.

Insert Science
Sep 27 2010 5:01AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes bill nye

insert rocko
Sep 27 2010 5:06AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

out comes a weird kid who searches tinychat at 4am for friends

insert babbies

Sep 27 2010 5:13AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
out comes baby joke

insert snuggie
Sep 27 2010 5:15AM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Out comes a thuggie?

Insert Lance Shamwow guy
Sep 27 2010 5:19AM
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