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Vending Machine (forum game)

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Ok, this is the VENDING MACHINE!

How to play!

You are in front of a soda machine.

Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"

You need to say what the person above you gets from the coke machine, then you insert an object of your choice.

Ok, I'll start.
*inserts Wooden Buddha
15 years ago
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
out comes pedofile

insert my homework
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
out comes confetti


insert pipe cleaners
15 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
out comes pipe...wired

insert catfish
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
out comes missingno


insert my camera gear :O
15 years ago
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Out comes a rattlesnake



Insert E-dollo
15 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
out comes non-hipster jamie

insert my big toe
15 years ago
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,231
out comes a kid with a cool story about losing his toe to a vending machine



insert my ginger hair
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
you get sucked in and out comes $10, your net worth


insert bitches
15 years ago
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,658
out comes perez hilton sucking on your big toe

insert a used condom
15 years ago
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
out comes the child it prevented

insert pirate bay server
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
out comes all the programs I could ever want


insert pokemon blue
15 years ago
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

Out comes a brandnew gameboy

too bad you don't have pokemon blue any longer

Insert calculator

15 years ago
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
out comes snorlax

insert block of wood
15 years ago
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
out comes a Ligar

Insert Waldo
15 years ago
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
out comes a beautifully made log cabin on your favorite ski hill

insert a laptop
15 years ago
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
out comes porn star

insert plastic bag
15 years ago
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
out comes Carmen San Diego

insert youtube
15 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
out comes a giant stop sign

insert key lime pie
15 years ago
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Funnel
Posts: 7818 - Karma: 1,590
Out comes nothing because it's broken

Insert a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Because this game is shit.
15 years ago
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Newman513
Posts: 172 - Karma: 9
Inserts $1.50

Out comes Selection E9: Swedish Fish.
15 years ago
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
inserts swedish fish into mouth then puts a can of soup into the machine.


15 years ago
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Bob.Saget
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
fuck you youre a woman
15 years ago
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
Inserts: Penis

Outcomes: Child
15 years ago
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
orly?
15 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
congratulations, you just killed the thread. we must now let it die..
15 years ago
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Click for larger image

Inserts image into supposedly dead thread
15 years ago
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
out comes and empty can of whip cream

insert Lil Bow Wow
15 years ago
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes poop.


insert electric toothbrush
15 years ago
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP


insert straw
15 years ago
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
outcomes 2 girls

insert crocodile
15 years ago
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

get cheverlet

insert movie

15 years ago
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes a chevrolet movie theatre


insert mike jones
15 years ago
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12028 - Karma: 9,579

get .... GOD!

insert.  one raw oyster

15 years ago
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
out comes.... a clam!



insert favourite skiing dvd
15 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

out comes forward and happy dayz

insert a toy truck

15 years ago
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
out comes a waterski

insert a copy of mein kampf
15 years ago
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
out comes a korean family of eight.


insert a gallon of feces






ps im reading mein kampf right now
15 years ago
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678
out comes hitler and his krew

insert declaration of independence
15 years ago
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
out comes sonic the hedgehog

insert Rowen
15 years ago
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
Out comes Jenifa

Inserts Chads gap
15 years ago
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
out comes ban hammer.

insert banhammer
15 years ago
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Gets a banhammer

Inserts old shoe
15 years ago
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
HIVE MIND
15 years ago
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
out comes Rowen

Insert 500 Dollhairs
15 years ago
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

Out comes half a ford fiesta that chillin under my house

insert your neighbors front left tire

15 years ago
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
out comes a large tree



insert Kid Cudi
15 years ago
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678
out cums kanye



insert fishsticks
15 years ago
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Out comes link
insert triforce
15 years ago
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pkityyy
Posts: 380 - Karma: 60
Out comes a gay fish Inserts an elephant
15 years ago
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
out come broken ankles

insert 2 pigeons having sex on top of a catholic pre school
15 years ago
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