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Guilty or not guilty?

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
The way it works is you answer the question above you with guilty or not guilty and then leave a new question for the next person. Lets get some interesting questions cause I know there are some interesting stories floatin around NS. Ill start

Have you ever drunk dialed a government building (Post office etc.)?
Sep 25 2010 12:55PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
not guilty

every been put out with chloroform? (no fucking fun)
Jan 1 2013 12:18PM
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
not guilty

have you ever dropped a fat deuce at a party and blamed the smell on someone else?
Jan 1 2013 12:38PM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1515 - Karma: 228
Not guilty, Claim your shit.

Have you ever had sex in a hospital?
Jan 1 2013 3:03PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Not guilty

Have you ever jerked it on the chair lift?
Jan 1 2013 5:18PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Not guilty.

Have you ever taken a shit on the floor?
Jan 1 2013 5:27PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
guilty.

have you ever peed on someones car?
Jan 1 2013 5:32PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
not guilty

ever driven around the city throwing eggs at pedestrians?
Jan 1 2013 5:36PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Guilty
Have you ever fucked and chucked a girl the next day
Jan 1 2013 5:41PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Not guilty

Have you ever realized that accualyisdolan is one of the worst NS members?
Jan 1 2013 8:09PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Guilty

Have you ever shit in a lake?
Jan 1 2013 9:05PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Guilty

Have you ever pissed on someone?
Jan 1 2013 9:21PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
not guilty.

have you ever done anal?
Jan 1 2013 9:22PM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
not guilty.

have you ever fucked a teacher?
Jan 1 2013 9:24PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Not guilty.

Have you ever fantasised about fucking a teacher?
Jan 1 2013 9:25PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
guilty.


have you ever tasted your own juice?
Jan 1 2013 9:27PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Am prowd of dis
Jan 1 2013 9:28PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
not guilty
ever had a really long relaxing smoke sesh and gotten too high to do anything? (very guilty)
Jan 1 2013 9:59PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Guilty about once a week.
Do you fancy your stepsister?
Jan 1 2013 11:15PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
dont have one, so not guilty.

have you ever gotten in a fight on the mountain?
Jan 1 2013 11:18PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
not guilty

have you fapped with your dog/cat/aminal in the room?
Jan 1 2013 11:19PM
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werndog
Posts: 253 - Karma: 176
Not guilty (I shut the damn door)

Have you ever thought you could never progress at anything and would be stuck at the same level for the rest of your life?
Jan 2 2013 6:14PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

guilty.

tasted your own cum?

Jan 2 2013 6:17PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
guilty kinda (broke a tail light while skateboarding with a skate rail in my hands)

ever hit a girl in the face?
Jan 2 2013 7:03PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
not guilty.


(i'm just gonna say, i've been reading many of these posts, and i'm curious as to why.
WHY are there SO many people asking if you're guilty of tasting your own cum.

Like, WTF?

That's when you know; they need justification.

Would it make you feel better to know you're not the only person to have licked their own dick-spit?

fuck. people these days)









-----have you ever 360ed a spine?
Jan 3 2013 1:34AM
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Splice.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: -192
Guilty

Have you ever had sex with sex, and then impregnated sex?
Jan 3 2013 1:53AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Guilty

Have you ever dreamt about having sex while having sex with sex?
Jan 3 2013 1:58AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
Only every day!

Have you ever said rude/weird/funny shit to a grandparent knowing full well they can't hear you?
Jan 3 2013 3:20AM
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skitheWest.
Posts: 2304 - Karma: 1,276
quite guilty..

Have you ever made an alias account?
Jan 3 2013 3:23AM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
not guilty

eaten enough fruit today....
Jan 3 2013 3:28AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
guilty

have you ever had an argument with another skier/boarder on the mountain that may have or may not have ended up in a fight? (stranger)
Jan 3 2013 4:39AM
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Ghini
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 3,002
guilty

[there was a kid who skied into me at mach a billion while I stood still on the side of of a steep groomer, the kids helmet shaked over his eyes and couldnt see shit, but he didnt stop, told him to stay safe but I was pretty pissed on his mother who tought it was no problem while I almost broke my legs..]

Did you ever dream about coming to Amsterdam?

Jan 3 2013 11:41AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
not guilty.

i've already been to Amsterdam





have you ever ridden alpha 1s? (armada)
Jan 3 2013 12:53PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
not guilty


have you ever dreamt of having buttsecks with Tom Wallisch?
Jan 3 2013 5:14PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Not guilty.

Ever not be able to get it it due to her tightness?
Jan 3 2013 5:19PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Nope, In the Netherlands we have this expression: "Rekt het niet dan scheurt het wel." for sake of profanity I'm not going to bother with translating it.

Have you every sexually fantasized about a teacher?
Jan 3 2013 5:24PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

not guilty

fapped while browsing NS?

Jan 3 2013 7:03PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
If it doesn't stretch, then tear it? Wow


not guilty


have you ever payed more than $600 for a piece of clothing? if so, what was it? (outerwear counts)
Jan 3 2013 7:04PM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
not guilty
ever get drunk in class?
Jan 3 2013 7:06PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
guilty.

gone to class already drunk because I had to give a presentation and I was nervous so 6 shots helped me out


have you ever been drunk at a bar and felt like a boss and ask a girl if she's DTF in the first 2 sentences?
Jan 3 2013 7:20PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
zuesguilty.

gone to class already drunk because I had to give a presentation and I was nervous so 6 shots helped me out


have you ever been drunk at a bar and felt like a boss and ask a girl if she's DTF in the first 2 sentences?


Sounds like you have a drinking problem, buddy. Not guilty for the latter, but I have definitely gone to class buzzed.

Have you ever shamelessly self-bumped an old thread?
Oct 1 2014 2:11AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
Bart.ManSounds like you have a drinking problem, buddy. Not guilty for the latter, but I have definitely gone to class buzzed.

Have you ever shamelessly self-bumped an old thread?


Guilty.

Have you ever pee'd in the shower?
Oct 1 2014 2:19AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
guilty

Come on, who hasn't?

Have you ever had sex on mountain at a ski resort? Overnight accommodations do not count, I'll accept indoor day use areas. If so, you must say where.
Oct 1 2014 2:30AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
caucasian_chadguilty

Come on, who hasn't?

Have you ever had sex on mountain at a ski resort? Overnight accommodations do not count, I'll accept indoor day use areas. If so, you must say where.


not guilty.

Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?
Oct 1 2014 2:47AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
ChubbyBoynot guilty.

Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?


not guilty


taken a bath with your friend? (with or without bathing suit)
Oct 1 2014 10:46AM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
butterslut.not guilty


taken a bath with your friend? (with or without bathing suit)


Not guilty

Ever met anybody from NS's mother?
Oct 1 2014 11:12AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
Gn4rwh4lerNot guilty

Ever met anybody from NS's mother?


Despite my copious railings of OPs' moms, not guilty...

Actually, wait, no! I totally have. My crew in like, middle school was all on NS. So yeah, I guess I have. I don't know their accounts or if they're even still active though.

Have you ever picked up a hitch hiker (or encountered any stranger for that matter) and made intentionally awkward conversation?
Oct 1 2014 1:09PM
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Harrisonbergeron
Posts: 20 - Karma: 7
Guilty. Have you ever been in a protest?
Oct 1 2014 4:56PM
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Harrisonbergeron
Posts: 20 - Karma: 7
Guilty. Have you ever been in a protest?
Oct 1 2014 4:57PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
HarrisonbergeronGuilty. Have you ever been in a protest?


Guilty.

Have you ever downvoted someones content just to get yours higher?
Oct 4 2014 9:05AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
ChubbyBoyGuilty.

Have you ever downvoted someones content just to get yours higher?


not guilty i dont give a fuck about newschoolers lol


have you ever ran from cops?
Oct 4 2014 2:05PM
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