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Guilty or not guilty?

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
The way it works is you answer the question above you with guilty or not guilty and then leave a new question for the next person. Lets get some interesting questions cause I know there are some interesting stories floatin around NS. Ill start

Have you ever drunk dialed a government building (Post office etc.)?
Sep 25 2010 12:55PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
guilty.

have you poo'ed in a urinal?
Feb 14 2011 12:59PM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
The urinal duce .. not guilty.


Ever peed on a girl or visa versa?
Feb 14 2011 1:02PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37818 - Karma: 125,776
Guilty. I do it all the time. In fact, my shower happens to be relatively located close to the toliet so I just open the shower door and go as opposed to aiming at the drain.



Have you ever got caught looking at a good looking girls ass?
Feb 14 2011 1:04PM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
haha hell yeasssss

have you ever been caught looking at a teachers ^^?
Feb 14 2011 1:49PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14

substitutes yes. and damn it was nice.

have you ever had your skis in your car in the middle of summer.

Feb 14 2011 2:10PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
guilty.

have you ever waved back at someone? only to find out they were waving at the person behind you..
Feb 14 2011 2:12PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
guilty.

ever been caught tokin up by your parents?
Feb 14 2011 2:15PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
not guilty

have you ever hotboxed a gondola
Feb 14 2011 2:26PM
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jh15111
Posts: 31 - Karma: 24
Not guilty

ever fapped to a program on disney channel?
Feb 14 2011 2:29PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550

not guilty

have you ever touched an animals penis intentionally?

Feb 14 2011 2:32PM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
not guilty.

have u ever wacked it to an ugly bitch cuz u were horny?
Feb 14 2011 3:11PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,336

not guilty

ever taken an upper decker?

Feb 14 2011 4:02PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
guilty

bump

have you ever made a gaper crash on purpose?
Feb 19 2011 12:35PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
not guilty

have you ever gotten so high that your body feels like it's going numb?
Feb 19 2011 3:31PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
guilty, generally starts with the legs lol

have you ever put on sexy music whilst with a woman, with successful results?
Feb 19 2011 3:34PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
IT DEPENDS IF YOU CONSIDER METTALICA TO BE SEXY MUSIC'

HAVE YOU EVER SHIT IN A GOLF HOLE?
Feb 19 2011 3:38PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
IT DEPENDS IF YOU CONSIDER METTALICA TO BE SEXY MUSIC'

HAVE YOU EVER SHIT IN A GOLF HOLE?
Feb 19 2011 3:38PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
not guilty.

Have you ever done a backflip?
Feb 19 2011 4:32PM
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1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
not guilty, but i want to try one.

sex in a public place:
Feb 19 2011 4:33PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
not guilty


ever shat on a roundabout?
Feb 19 2011 4:48PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Not guilty...? Whatever a roundabout is.

Have you ever blacked out a party?
Feb 19 2011 4:56PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
At a party*
Feb 19 2011 4:57PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
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ever peed on someone elses feet?
Feb 19 2011 4:59PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
not guilty

ever passed out with your head in a toilet?
Feb 19 2011 5:11PM
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wameron
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 1,282
guilty

ever fapped to someone on omegle/chat roulette
Feb 19 2011 5:11PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
Not guilty.

Have you ever fapped to facebook photo?
Feb 19 2011 5:12PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
guilty have you everspanked a girl with a ping pong paddle?
Feb 19 2011 5:13PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
guilty

have you ever had a subconscious gay fantasy
Feb 19 2011 5:14PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
not guilty

have you ever shaved a dog's hair so it looked like a lion?
Feb 19 2011 5:15PM
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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
not guilty

Have you ever shat with your skis on?
Feb 19 2011 5:17PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

guilty. i peed on the lift so i had to ski down really fast. yeah i know cool story bro but it was painful

   have you ever watched porn?

Feb 19 2011 5:42PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12026 - Karma: 9,554

yeah like right now.. dvda is going down on the next tab over.

have you ever been talking and spit flew out on to some food or drank.. and you just say nothing

Feb 19 2011 5:45PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

hahahahaha. hell no not guilty. did  you ever pee outside?

Feb 19 2011 5:51PM
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EastCoastPowBird
Posts: 100 - Karma: 20

every day

have you ever farted in a crowded room just to piss everyone off?

Feb 19 2011 6:02PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
guilty... and i like the smell so it doesnt bother me

have you ever slaughtered puppies in your bath tub?.... i have ;)

Feb 19 2011 6:12PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
^ not guilty. have you ever cut your junks hair
Feb 19 2011 6:14PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
not guilty ;)
im 40

have you ever slept with a 16 year old... when she was 4?

Feb 19 2011 6:15PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

guillty (sorta) a few years ago me and my friends had a sleep over. we ran out of places to sleep so everyone gave the guy i slept with and me one dollar.

Feb 19 2011 6:17PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

oops forgot the ending.

have you ever worn your undies backward?

Feb 19 2011 6:19PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
hells ya im guilty. ever used an unconventional method to get high? i.e. lick a frog
Feb 19 2011 6:19PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Guilty.



Have you ever snorted mechanical pencil lead?
Feb 19 2011 6:39PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Not guilty.

Have you ever slept with a girl, found out she was preggers, killed her, and ran to Mexico?
Feb 19 2011 6:42PM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
not guilty

Have you ever had sex when your parents are in the same room?
Feb 19 2011 6:42PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

not guilty.   have you ever peed out of the toiolet? guilty

Feb 19 2011 6:48PM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
guilty

have you ever taken the cheese off of your pizza and eaten it?
Feb 19 2011 7:09PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
guilty
have you ever taken a shit in a public pool
Feb 19 2011 7:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Not guilty


Have you fapped to people you actually know?
Feb 19 2011 7:22PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

not guilty

Feb 19 2011 8:05PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
not guilty




have you ever ran around naked with friends at 3 in the morning?
Feb 19 2011 8:30PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
not guilty.

ever slept in the street/gutter/sidewalk?
Feb 19 2011 8:39PM
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