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If zombies attacked tomorrow

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Rob~
Posts: 143 - Karma: 16

Choose A. Long range weapon(ie rifle etc)

             B.  Short range weapon(ie Bats etc)

             C. Vehicle of choice

             D. Song to play on repeat

Here's mine, A. barett .50, B. Frying pan for comical effect, C. Armoured up tour bus, D. Killing in the name - Rise Against

Now you go :}

Sep 24 2010 4:35PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
i would use a troll cannon
Sep 24 2010 4:37PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
why a 50 cal you would go deaf so fast, and you would be shooting at zombies, overkill is stupid.
Sep 24 2010 4:43PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Anybody who would use a weapon instead of hiding out is an idiot.

gtfo
Sep 24 2010 4:43PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
A. harpoon gun
B. harpoon
C. submarine
D. tiny tim
Sep 24 2010 4:43PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
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Sep 24 2010 4:44PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
Long range: Phalanx on automatic with a large mountain of ammunition

Short range: a katana

Vehicle: Batman's tumbler

Song on repeat: A-Team Theme Song (Al-P MSTRKRFT Remix):

Sep 24 2010 4:44PM
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Rob~
Posts: 143 - Karma: 16

I don't think you understand the GAME

Sep 24 2010 4:45PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i chose a submarine so i have weapons and i hide
do i win?
Sep 24 2010 4:45PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
long range : AK47

short range: molotov cocktails, dua mini uzi's

vehicle: motorcycle, ive always wanted to splat a zombie with one

i forget the last question
Sep 24 2010 4:46PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
A. sawed off double barrel 12 gauge.
B. 30.06 cuz its lightweight, and with a good scope its decent long range.
C. Swat team van, or a i'd just take a regular flat panelled van.
D. if there was a zombie apocalypse. i dont think i'd be caring about listening to a song.
Sep 24 2010 4:46PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
A - .44 Revolver

B - Butcher Knife

C - A Snowplow

D - Notorious - Biggie Smalls
Sep 24 2010 4:51PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
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i would put doors on it first
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Sep 24 2010 4:55PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,560
You mean Rage against the machine??????


Sep 24 2010 5:00PM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21

A: m1 garand , old but a sick gun

B: 2x4 with a 6" nail out one end

C: a DeLoarean so if shit goes down im out of there

D: that calssical song that goes dah dah dah dah, dah dah, dah dah, i cant remember what its called

Sep 24 2010 5:56PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
from jaws?
Sep 24 2010 5:59PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
a: ronnie's guns (biceps)
b: situations abs
c: a cab to get to the club
d: Beat that beat up by pauly d
Sep 24 2010 6:00PM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
nah i cant remember what its called but im sure you would know it if you heard it, its that clasical music at the beginig of ice age when that little squirel thing is falling trying to get his acorns, thats about as descriptive as i can get, + karma if you can find it though
Sep 24 2010 6:04PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
yeah all of New Jersy would be fucked,

The NJ zombies would follow the wisdom of GTB (Gym, Tan, Brains)
Sep 24 2010 6:19PM
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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
just go kill yourself
Sep 24 2010 6:21PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
Posts: 132 - Karma: 20
a: potato cannon with nail s and flak
b. european broadsword
c.older subaru outback with a luggage/ ammo trailer
d. pirates of the carribean theme song
Sep 24 2010 6:22PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
A. Cross-Bow
B. The sword of a thousand truths
C. Unicorn
D. Take a look at my enormous penis-Da Vinci's Notebook
Sep 24 2010 6:28PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
A) a GAU 8 gatling gun firing 30mm rounds of depleted uranium at a rate of 4200 rounds / minute or something similar....
illustration:
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preferably stationed somewhere on a mountain top where i have 360° view and can mow down zombies coming from all sides....

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C)
^^drop the stinger and give me more ammo for the GAU-8 gatling gun or get me twin mounted GAU-8 guns ....

D)

^^this + some LSD to keep me going , fighting off zombies 24/7
Sep 24 2010 6:29PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850

A: p-90

B: viking axe

C: AH64-A Apache

D: Halo main theme

Sep 24 2010 6:44PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
1. Barret 50. cal

2. Dell computer (Because thats all they're good for, whackin zombies)

3. Lamborgini (Drive super fast away)

4. Requiem for a tower (Super epic song)
Sep 24 2010 6:52PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Seems fitting:

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Sep 24 2010 7:03PM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2

A. Rifle of some sort, I don't know my guns

B. Samurai Sword

C. Armored Escalade- Ima run them over with style

D. Fortunate Son

Sep 24 2010 7:56PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
I would use a needler for A.
Sep 24 2010 7:57PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
some sort of rapid firing weapon (don't know my guns)

i think i can handle an axe pretty damn well



the motherfucking killdozer

hurdy gurdy man by donovan.
Sep 24 2010 7:58PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
A. Long range weapon(ie rifle etc)

B. Short range weapon(ie Bats etc)

C. Vehicle of choice

D. Song to play on repeat

A) .223 Mini 14

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B) Telescoping Stun Baton

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C) Toyota Hilux from the TopGear special with added armor.

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D) 1.Natural Born Killaz - N.W.A.
2.Why Can't We Be Friends - War.
Can't make the decision on the last one.... cynical or raging is a tough choice.
Sep 24 2010 8:09PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Long Range: Ray Gun from COD 5
Short Range: Light Saber
Vehicle: The sweet flying thing from Watchmen
Song: Mad World

Jea
Sep 24 2010 8:11PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
bow and arrow bullets wont last you long and baseball bat, some christmas song and a amored bike
Sep 24 2010 8:12PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76


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HALO THEME SONG TO PUMP ME UP
Sep 24 2010 8:20PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
let's keep this realistic.


Tank Catapult
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Minigun
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Katy Perry - Teenage Dream


game, set, match.
Sep 24 2010 8:32PM
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BWM
Posts: 107 - Karma: 28
A. a nuke
B. Ray Gun
C. Hot Air Balloon
D. E 40
Sep 24 2010 8:44PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Most of these posts have included guns from COD...

I would use anything that would keep me alive.

Sep 24 2010 8:49PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
needler with bottomless clip

light saber

suburban with dual sun roofs so you can shoot outa the roof with a turret needler on it. as well as a good quality cattle pusher on the front so i could run some over.

Cinderella Man
Sep 24 2010 8:49PM
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BWM
Posts: 107 - Karma: 28
light saber is a good call
Sep 24 2010 8:53PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
long range: RPG7

Short range" Butter Knife

Vehicle: Death Star

Song: killing in the name - Rage



Sep 24 2010 9:15PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Long Range: Halo Sniper Rifle

Short Range: Lightsaber

Vehicle: Pave Low

Song: Big Booty Bitches for teh lulz
Sep 24 2010 9:17PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
long range: long range weapons are for amatures, I get a slingshot just to get zombies attention and anoy them

short range weapon: undecided between a sword or a chainsaw.. probably a sword... dont need to worry about gas.

vehicle: walking around in a medival armor is the funest way to have zombie slaying. and its bite proof. full armor and chain mail, no teeth can get in.

song to play on shuffle: rob zombie: dragula
Sep 24 2010 9:25PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
1 Ak 47
2. a hatchet
3. Tank lol
4. starry eyed
Sep 24 2010 9:29PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
4:42



I change my song choice.... and I do everything the same as in this.

Sep 24 2010 9:42PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
If you people knew anything about zombies, you would know that sniper rifles are relatively ineffective against them because their high velocity rounds penetrate the rotting flesh and go straight through, exiting on the other side. This inflicts little damage, making weapons such as shotguns, and low caliber pistols and automatic rifles much preferred in the event of a zombie apocalypse (to be referred to as a zombpocalypse from here on).

Get learned.
Sep 24 2010 9:49PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
Mother fucking nuke.
Sep 24 2010 10:03PM
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MicroMix
Posts: 297 - Karma: 48
A. Click for larger image (Won't need to reload as often)
B. Click for larger image
C. Click for larger image
D.
Sep 25 2010 12:04AM
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Rob~
Posts: 143 - Karma: 16

You sir win the zombpocalypse, also i would change my primary to the AA12 Terry Crews style!

:}

Sep 25 2010 6:19AM
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