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GOD said go forth and FIST

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skipimp_
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http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html


Ya, I think jesus cried when he read this.


Sep 23 2010 12:34PM
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Joshua.
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LOL INB4 ANGRY CHRISTIANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sep 23 2010 12:34PM
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SeanTom
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hahaha, inb4 religion fight
Sep 23 2010 12:37PM
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Ski_the_east01
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inb4 someone clicks on that link at work and gets fired aka me
Sep 23 2010 12:38PM
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skipimp_
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Its a christian guide to sexuality - frankly its creepy as Fuk.

you wouldnt get fired - its from the church!
Sep 23 2010 12:41PM
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H8CH
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+K for the warning - you're sacrifice was not in vain trooper.... you saved my ass.... 

Sep 23 2010 1:25PM
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proZach
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where have you been?
Sep 23 2010 2:12PM
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Blurst
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First three posts are inb4. What is this website coming to?
Sep 23 2010 2:20PM
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ThaLetterM.
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dude i know
Sep 23 2010 2:26PM
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fsscott
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inb5 something controversial...
Sep 23 2010 2:38PM
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wasatch_rat
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the very little scripture that they actually used was stretched ludicrously far
Sep 23 2010 2:48PM
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skipimp_
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very stretched.

what is inb4? b5? am I getting old?


Sep 23 2010 2:53PM
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pmw
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in before
Sep 23 2010 3:08PM
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DLAM
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in before... idk why he said b5
Sep 23 2010 3:13PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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"Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand."
Sep 23 2010 3:17PM
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H8CH
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Epic....

Sep 23 2010 3:19PM
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Ski_the_east01
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"In another spiritual interpretation of fisting, as he inserts his hand into his wife's vagina, a man is symbolically re-enacting the moment of truth following Christ's resurrection from the tomb, when Doubting Thomas touches the wounds in the Savior's flesh"

yeah I went back to the website while still at work..oh well its just too rediculous
Sep 23 2010 3:30PM
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nkmo.
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Damn skipimp_ I havent seen you logged in for a year or so. Oh how I miss your epic tales...
Sep 23 2010 3:34PM
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Schlop
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are you hearing voices or what




it's blocked at school here fuck
Sep 24 2010 5:04PM
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