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hoodratz47
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one of the best movies of all time.....

mien porches!!!



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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??
Lateralis...
May 5 2004 7:59PM
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Rossi00
Posts: 405 - Karma: 10
So what you're saying is you're gonna light my country music award on fire?


'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
May 5 2004 8:14PM
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unnatural
Posts: 531 - Karma: 9
i'd like a liter a cola......
May 5 2004 8:25PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
whered ya learn that one cheech...drrrruuuuggg schoool......shut up farva


too many quotes to list one of the funniest movies ever
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 5 2004 8:29PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
Stop talkin about me.... lets kick some tail

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May 5 2004 9:13PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
hey Farva! what's that restaraunt you like so much, the one where they wear all those googy pins and sign alot..........


Shenanigans!



Ohhhhhhhhh!
May 5 2004 9:17PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
hey Farva! what's that restaraunt you like so much, the one where they wear all those googy pins and sign alot..........


Shenanigans!



Ohhhhhhhhh!
May 5 2004 9:18PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
hey Farva! what's that restaraunt you like so much, the one where they wear all those googy pins and sign alot..........


Shenanigans!



Ohhhhhhhhh!
May 5 2004 9:18PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
haha, i got you good you FUCKER!

Liter is french, for give me some fucking cola!
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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
May 5 2004 9:19PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
littering andd..... littering andd..... litteringg annnnddddd

smoking the reefer.

you smell that? yep. Fear.
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May 5 2004 9:21PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
and that was the second time i got crabs.... hey charilies angels..!!



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
must be drug dealers
ski-hobo
May 5 2004 9:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sconnyfc u fuckin butchered that famous quote its

'i swear to god im going to pistol whip the next person to say shenanigins'......'hey farva..what that restaurent you like you..you know the one with goofy shit on the walls and the mozzerella sticks?'....'oh you mean shenanigins'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 6 2004 4:06PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
'stop laughing right meow!'

'the snozerries taste like snozberries.'
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 6 2004 5:12PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Umm. Yo. I can recite the entire movie from memory. Don't even test my shit.


Teddy
WWTJSD?
May 6 2004 5:34PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
oh its. onn..... if you recite the wholle movie.. i will recite ...... south park bigger longer and uncut.. WITH THE SONGS>>>>>.. i realy think your bluffing.. put down the cards.. wahday got..?????



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
must be drug dealers
ski-hobo
May 6 2004 8:39PM
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RidgeSkier
Posts: 354 - Karma: 23
'YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!?!'

i have an american dream but it involves black masks and gasoline
May 6 2004 9:38PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude there are about 30 movies that i can recite from memory including super troopers and the first two lotr(ive only seen the third one 5 times)
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 7 2004 5:09PM
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LittleDevil720
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ha id like to see taht, that woudl be pretty funny if someone recited the whole movie on here
May 7 2004 5:18PM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
what the crap, how come you never called me!
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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'
-Lateralis


bomb hills not cities
May 7 2004 6:36PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
...meow





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 7 2004 7:11PM
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unnatural
Posts: 531 - Karma: 9
do i look like a drink milk from a saucer?
May 7 2004 7:49PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
'am i jumping around all,,, nimbly bimbly like????



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
must be drug dealers
ski-hobo
May 7 2004 8:47PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
its not so funny meow is it





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 8 2004 10:39AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
license and registration......CHICKENFUCKER!!!!
B-GAAAWK!



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 8 2004 3:37PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
we should take viagra and give tickets with rageing boners
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me gusta cabeza
May 8 2004 9:09PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
yippy ciaye mother fucker
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me gusta cabeza
May 8 2004 9:09PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
its raging mega huge boners.. godd get it right or shut up!!


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Last but not least,
The sixth reason you're a Fag; you're also a God-Damned Idiot, and I will prove this mathematically.

I think we would all agree that you weren't just pretty stupid ten years ago, you were a God-Damned idiot. You are still a God-Damned idiot today, just, it'll take you 10 years to figure it out.


So now that I've proven with mutiple reasons that you are nothing more than a pathetic jackass, why don't you just crawl back into the pussy you came from, and keep on fuckin your dad. PERVERT.
Outerspacepeople..^^wow talk about a sandy vagina!!
May 8 2004 10:01PM
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probert10
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
'who wants a moustache ride' God bless 'Team RamRod'


What's next for you?

Have sex with hot chicks.
-Tanner Hall Interview
May 9 2004 2:56AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
i won't get this right but
'if you were my son i would've smothered you by now' .. 'smothered me in gravy you big dirty man!'


Here Comes A Special Boy!

''oh my god inniak and steel both do sex changes and inniaks is fucken insane'' - ballstothewall
May 9 2004 8:08AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
^^ i frogot that one.. ^^ u got it rite.. good job.. ill be sending you your 1 euro award......


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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
May 9 2004 11:04AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
they think im mexican......your not mexican?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 9 2004 11:19AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
'so much of my power is derived from my lips... '

'could you move that huge cotton candy please!!'

'i was about to pull out my nine and cap that cop'!


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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
May 9 2004 11:31AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'move that gigantic cotton candy!!!!'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 9 2004 11:32AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
ho'ws the view from sugar heaven bitch!

Jeff
Poniverus
May 9 2004 12:17PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude hoodratz got all those quotes wrong, what a dumbass
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 9 2004 1:40PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
What is the movie about? Who's starring in it?
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
May 9 2004 1:48PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
krongos.. the only problem with sarcasim is you cant smell it over the net...


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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
May 9 2004 2:16PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
elgato..... do me a favor and shut the little hole under your nose.... ok... go eat some tacos or somthing.... realy who gives a shit.. and as i said before i know shoutpark the movie... not super troopers.. so have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!!


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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
May 9 2004 5:34PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
doesnt el gato mean cat in mexican you fag.






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
May 10 2004 12:53AM
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uuhno
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
'yeah waiter i'll have the taco platter'
'yeah, cheif i'll have a chinchilla'



Dad:'I dated a girl that went to that school, Suzy Friedmen'

Mom:'You went out with a jew?'
May 11 2004 8:43PM
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wrenegade
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'what are these cells? 8 by 8? ours are 9 by 9... no big deal'





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
May 11 2004 10:38PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i wont get this right but....
'dude u just at 2 bags of weed and a bag of shrooms. thats like 110 dollars. you owe me 110 dollars
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me gusta cabeza
May 13 2004 5:52PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
dude, you just ate like 100 dollars worth and weed and like 30 bucks worth of shrooms. so what im gonna need from you is 130 bucks. whenever you can get it to me.

Thats not... cool
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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
May 13 2004 7:04PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'dude you just ate like 100$ worth of pot and like 30$ worth of shrooms...so im gonna need that 130 buck..ya know whenever you get the chance...fuck man....thats not..cool...'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 13 2004 7:14PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha^ that part is great
hes like all sweaty and shit,,its great
May 13 2004 7:19PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i'm freeeaking out maaaaaan

Jeff
Poniverus
May 13 2004 7:54PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
'theres a cop back here.....'

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar
May 14 2004 1:36PM
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uuhno
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
'Im Nekid'



Dad:'I dated a girl that went to that school, Suzy Friedmen'

Mom:'You went out with a jew?'
May 15 2004 9:26PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 1,231
cream? no cream



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
May 15 2004 9:50PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
'ill have a pie,,,,, Apple!'



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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
May 15 2004 9:55PM
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