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has anyone ever landed on you?

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hoodratz47
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have you ever crashed and then you look up to only see a snowboard or skier comming down on you?
i fell once and i was pushing to get up when a boarder landed on my head which shoved my face into the snow. but the gid bounced of me and broke his armm.. has this happend to any one else.??



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May 5 2004 6:43PM
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a.beezy
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hahahahh that would suck, and...no, but i've had some close calls






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 5 2004 6:43PM
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AttitashSkier
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i almost impaled a guy with my ski once, he was standing below a knoll, i landed on his tails. it was scary
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May 5 2004 6:47PM
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Johnny
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I got hit on the way back from hiking up a rail
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May 5 2004 6:50PM
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skiierman
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i did a three and almost sliced sumones face sittin on the ground, missed by an inch if i can remember, and i almost landed on 2 snowboarders, very young, on jump couldnt see them. these 2 snowboarders happend on 2 differnt occasions.


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May 5 2004 6:53PM
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meb9486
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i was goin fast and trying to claer this little table with a bit too much speed when a kid went in front of me and stopped just over the lip and i had to jump over him thought i was going to kill him
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May 5 2004 7:05PM
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Insomniac
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I've been landed on by a boarder after i crashed, And i was almost landed on while filming.
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May 5 2004 7:06PM
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Phat_Jigga
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I've crushed a couple kids.
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May 5 2004 7:07PM
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Matty.
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i landed on a lady in fernie b4, she didnt see anoyone coming down the inrun so she decided to take her kids skiing down the landing of a jump, wut a dumbass

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May 5 2004 7:16PM
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hoodratz47
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i hate how people think jumps are there picnic tables. the problem has been fixed now taht the park is fenced off so youhave to go throgh a small opening. yeah.. one time i saw a kid and his mom and teh lip laying down. looking a the mountain.. i jumped between them.



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May 5 2004 7:36PM
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a.beezy
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why'd you jump between them, those are the times when it's necessary to land on someone, park rats are the best, tim know that






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 5 2004 7:38PM
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SwitchPollard
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I almost executed my little bro when he fell on the backside of a table. Another kid just like him skied over to the side, so i fugred it was clear and dropped. He wiped out and was picking up his skis, and I almost slashed him. Thank God I didn't.
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May 5 2004 7:47PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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haha the best, i was doing the pond skimming at my hill. i did it and was just throuwing insanley hucked threes and fives, the first five i did i got all swirly and landed on the fence and took out some ppl. it ruled

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May 5 2004 8:53PM
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wazzucrewskier
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i have almost landed on a bunch of dumbass snowboarders, they were sitting right on the knuckle trying to strap in, and i barely cleared um
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May 5 2004 9:10PM
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KillerMonkey
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At killington there was this snowboarded who was just gettin up and there was this other snowboarded who just came off the lip and he came crashing down on the guys neck and slammed him off the table. I thought the guy died but he just got up and kept goin. it was pretty crazy


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May 5 2004 9:16PM
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KillerMonkey
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i barely cleard my brother. i actually clipped his helmet. It was pretty scary cause i thought my parents would kill me if i killed him


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May 5 2004 9:22PM
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3ski6guy0
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at vail i wrecked on a table and some snowboarder came over the table and ran over both my skis when i was about to put them on off to the side. he crashed too. but he fucked my skis
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May 5 2004 9:25PM
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P-JO
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I've landed on numerous little girls and hoodratz.




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May 5 2004 9:29PM
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apestead
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hood ratz???

Hell yahh. im up in the motha fucka
May 5 2004 10:33PM
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hoodratz47
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Some people question 'why' and wonder 'how'. They just can't seem to grasp 'how' or 'why' we do what we do. Others don't understand, they just continue to wonder. The truth of the mater is that we can't explain it either. All we can say is 'snow so deep you sink up to your hips', 'hits so big you can't see the landing', 'rails with all kinds of bends and kinks', 'natural cliffs and tree runs that you can't explain with any other word than sick' and still they don't understand what we do. On a board or skiis, it is the same. A feeling of freedom and expression in a way so uncommon. But still, they don't understand....

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May 5 2004 10:36PM
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Jasmine
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i had some pretty close calls, especially with people who don't even wait for me to land my trick beofre they go. its scary, though, just looking up and seeing someone about to land on you




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May 5 2004 10:38PM
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forfun
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i hit a pro skier that looked just like dash. i fell over and messed up my arm and he just stood there it was funny
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May 5 2004 10:39PM
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freeskiing04
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dumb snowboarders always sit on the landing at my hill
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May 5 2004 10:40PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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a couple years ago I was with my bud seth, who is a snowboarder and he was messing around on this knoll on the side of the park and was getting air so he wanted to try to clear me. I went along with it and woke up from an unconscious state with my new oakleys smashed in and a cut on my face. For I had not been wearing my goggle though...he would have gouged my eyes out and broken my nose.





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May 5 2004 10:48PM
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k2yeags
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the best it when they are just sitting on the underside of a ledge on a powder day. i have been inches away from hitting one guy doing that and i cliped anothers board. it was scary cause i thought that i would either hurt him or that he would just get up and kick my ass



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May 5 2004 10:49PM
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enick
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i wa on a box, and when i landed, i skidded out, and as i was gtting up, some snowboader crashed into my arm, and almost hit my head...that bastard, i had a deadarm for like a week





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May 5 2004 11:48PM
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......just your mom and her friends.


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May 6 2004 1:03AM
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ibjibba
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ive landed on a snowboarders nose and is sprung him like 5 feet into the air i laughed but if people cut you off its there fault for not looking up the hill for up hill skiers(park only) i just give them a huge spray from all of my speed. it gives them a reality check.
cant expect everyone to see shit the way i see it cant expect anyone to be dope the way i be it.

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May 6 2004 1:30AM
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rossipowderhound
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i landed on a kid once, i was doing a table over jumped it, and a kid cut across the landing when i was in the air. Shit it would have hurt

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May 6 2004 2:38AM
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Breheny
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couple years back i had a bad fall and my shit was all over the landing, my friend on the noll didnt cross the jump off while i was getting collecting my stuff, snowboarded cam of the jump and landed straight on my back, hurt like a mother fucker. Had to go to hospital and shit cos i could hardly walk for a few days
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May 6 2004 5:56AM
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LC.
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Yeah. Christmas of 2002 in Tignes, France. A group of about 15 of us (mostly snowboarders) built a kicker in a pretty nice spot. I was only going to hit it twice then get some photos. I straight aired it first time no problem, then went for a 360 on my second hit and slid out on my ass and one ski came off. I hiked back up and put my ski back on, thinking that the guys beside the kicker would tell no-one else to hit it until I was clear of the landing. But the next thing I knew a snowboarder was in the air heading straight towards me. I managed to dive out of the way just in time but he landed on the back of my binding and snapped off the plastic part you push down on the heel. It could have been really bad - I went nuts at the guys who were all standing beside the kicker taking photos and video for not wanring anyone I was still there.
May 6 2004 6:29AM
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pales
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i landed on someone. i've also been hit in the head with a golf ball, eaten paint chips, run into walls, and landed on my head. just the usual stuff.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 6 2004 6:50AM
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Adrenaline
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did you eat paint chips as a kid?


..ha ha huh?


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May 6 2004 6:57AM
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hoodratz47
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damn...



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May 6 2004 9:15AM
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huckmynuts
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i landed on someone who was sitting down on the landing
May 6 2004 9:23AM
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winterparksuks
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i have landed on people coming off rails too early





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May 6 2004 9:29AM
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pales
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dude, i seriously ate paint chips when i was little. i remember having to get my blood tested because my mom didn't know if there was lead in the paint and if i had lead poisoning or what. she also thinks i broke my nose when i was little because i ran into walls.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 6 2004 9:55AM
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locus
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at coppers 1/4 pipe this year i took a big hit and when i looked to spot my landing there was 2 gapers skiing into the pipe, anyways i made it over the one guy but landed right on his friend taking us both out of our skis, the guy knew that he had fucked up, and everyone stopped to make sure we were cool, the poor bastard thought i was going to kick his ass because i jumped to my feet so damn quick, but i was just happy both of use were alright, lol he never seen me coming





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May 6 2004 10:00AM
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genericname
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i've ran into people riding switch

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May 6 2004 10:22AM
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RyanFratua
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the other day i was going up for a five and out of the corner of my eye i saw a snow boarder coming up. of coarse i fell and he landed right on my arm...
May 6 2004 11:58AM
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rightcoastskier
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ive ran into a few people riding switch also but i went off the little roller thingy and this lady comes out of nowhere and i hit the back of her skis and she freaked out on me.. i felt like jerk



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May 6 2004 2:59PM
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mntelebumper
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i landed on this snowboarder. he was laying in the middle of the landing. and i cam right down on top of him. stupid snowboarders.
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May 6 2004 3:02PM
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lineskier10
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when we were sliding an urban rail you couldnt see the landing from the jump onto the rail and i yelled i was coming and i guess my friends were down there and they couldnt hear me, so anyways i hit the rail then ran into my friend who was standing really close to the landing, and we both got concussions, but it looks really funny on tape
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May 6 2004 3:25PM
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Scharff2003
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i got hit once by a little shit that wasnt supposed to be in the park i was pissed
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May 6 2004 3:52PM
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Vtsnowski
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i landed then i look over to see this like 12 year old going up the jump cutting right in frount of me going, i ran the kid over cuase i had no time to move, then his mom came down to yell at me i was like hey i couldnt move, and skied off



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May 6 2004 4:11PM
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pales
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lineskier10, do you have a video of that? if so where?


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 6 2004 5:16PM
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h3ofilms
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last year i watched some snowboarder land on some young kid in the park, kid didnt belong there...long story short, guess the kid had his neck broken and partial paralysis. any more of that and there wont be parks anymore
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May 6 2004 5:18PM
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pales
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a girl ran off the trail and died this year at okemo. supposedly, she crushed her skull on impact with the tree, and her foot was still in her boot when they found it. (the boot was nowhere near her leg)


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 6 2004 5:56PM
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a.beezy
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o that's gross, a little kid died at bachelor about a month ago, soooo sad






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 6 2004 6:04PM
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LINESUCKS
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I landed on mick nick and broke his skis in half, and then burned them




armada, what cool people ridizle.
May 6 2004 6:06PM
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ecski73
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ok you prob. wont believe me but i landed on a snowblader. it was cool because he fell at the end of the table i did a 3 and landed on his boots. He was screaming because he was like 10 even though i didnt hurt him at all
May 6 2004 6:08PM
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