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manwiththemetalleg
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Yeah so im in debt £300 to my dad, and he has taken all my money so i can't go out and get pissed until i pay back the debt. I don't have a job, and wont be getting one for about a month, so i need money as soon as possible. Any ideas? and don't say sell drugs, as although it is tempting, too many people do that round here and supply outstrips demand. Sensibleish answers please, althoguh breaking the law slightly won't hurt. (not robbing banks)
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kkskishv
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..mow lawns..
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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... know where i go the money for it? manwhoring... see this, mini yo-yo. know where i got the money for that?
man whoring?
no, stock market. but you know where i got the money for the stock market? from manwhoring.
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21 years ago
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
naaaah trick some slut into taking off her clothes and then take pics and sell em. you can get a few 100



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21 years ago
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Meh42
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ahh dude, sell yourself, i was readin some article about how a perfect human body if its perfectly harvested for all its shit is work over 50 mil... but youd have to be dead...
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reezyfbaby
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i have one word for you: prostitution.
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
you have to steal little things and sell them, thats how it works





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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
guarantee you can make more money off of prostitution
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IrishDrink87
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I say sell your body, and i get made fun of. a guy says sell your body, they are a pimp.


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reezyfbaby
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indeed, strange and wonderful times we live in....
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skiierman
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yeah well irish drink, you do take it in the ass. soo....


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.scott.
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some dude came to my door with a window washing service and my mom paid him $90 to wash all the windows on the first story of our house. it took him like two hours and he did the inside and the outside. that's $45/hour. freakin ridiculous. all you would need is a business license, some flyers, a bucket, some towels, some ammonia, and a squeegee, and you can pocket some bank. i'm gonna do it this summer to pay for my car next year when I go off to school.
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skiierman
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^ not that bad of an idea. my friend washes refridgeradors, 20 bucks a fridge. insane.


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21 years ago
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
if you are 18, sperm bank, way to go, i heard that most of them free pron, and $50 for tring, if you cant get anything, and if you do get some out, then they charge by how much.

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21 years ago
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mikee
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can you do it as much as you want? because technically that could be 50 dollars every day no problem, im sure you could get stuff out every day.

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Bangor
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yeah, for a little while. eventually you're just going to start shooting blanks, and then what are you going to tell the chick at the counter? 'i ran out'?
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Durtschi
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sell your computer



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21 years ago
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
go everyday for a week, then stop for 1 week then go again for a week, etc. That will make you 7,500 a year... if you get 50 everytime.

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mckeeman
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just sell drugs



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21 years ago
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Nico
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become a hobo and go on the streets and ask people for money
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hoodratz47
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sperm bank.. only in america can u get payed to wack off.. damn...... yeah.. you cant do it at the same bank but in london there are a gripload.


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that is y america is sweet
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21 years ago
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twix_182
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god bless the usa

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skiierman
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and its beautiful sperm banks.



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