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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Yeah so im in debt £300 to my dad, and he has taken all my money so i can't go out and get pissed until i pay back the debt. I don't have a job, and wont be getting one for about a month, so i need money as soon as possible. Any ideas? and don't say sell drugs, as although it is tempting, too many people do that round here and supply outstrips demand. Sensibleish answers please, althoguh breaking the law slightly won't hurt. (not robbing banks)
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May 5 2004 3:52PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
your going to get a lot of replies saying 'just sell drugs' but if you cant get a job then i dont know what to do.
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May 5 2004 3:54PM
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R.Fahey
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hmm, sell sum shit. and i necessary take things that you think would be of zero value to people and sell them. not ski shit though... but maybe a bicycle. j/k thats mean. get in sum sorta Pyramid Scandal. well, all i can say is sell sum of yer old shit. ski stuff, bikes, any other sporting good.
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May 5 2004 3:56PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
sell crack rocks.


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May 5 2004 3:57PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
play the lottery

May 5 2004 3:58PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
yea people are all about buying used sports stuff, cuz they dont wanna pay full price for something there kid well prob grow outta
May 5 2004 3:59PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
good idea guys. we should all create one of those things where u have ppl send u a dollar and they also send the letter out the letter to make money too. if u start it, theres no way u can lose. just put a random address on therer thast u see sumwhere

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May 5 2004 4:01PM
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linemaverick540
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make a 'company' and sell stuff to your friends and stuff.me and my friend made like 15 shirts and were going to seel for 10$ a peice but never distributed all of them. haha it was good though.
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May 5 2004 4:05PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Cheers guys, these are some good ideas and they've come nearly as fast as i need the money. I'm putting my BMX for sale at £100, as a skatepark has beenbuilt near my house, so it would probably sell. Also i have put a couple of shitty cds on ebay, and might get a loan off a friend if possible. Keep thinknig though...i need more ideas!
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May 5 2004 4:09PM
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IrishDrink87
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Sell your body.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 5 2004 4:20PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
It would be you who suggested that wouldn't it?
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May 5 2004 4:21PM
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twix_182
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haha, zingggggg

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May 5 2004 4:31PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Go around every trash can and pick out pop cans and take them to the recycle bin and cash it in...

Create flyers with your name and phone and what kind of services you can offer(Rake shit, clean shit, eath shit and etc.), and walk door to door in nice neighborhoods and tell people what you offer and what cause you are doing it for and just spread your name out man, sooner or later they will call

Motherfuckers...
May 5 2004 4:32PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,503
become a catimite... that makes alot of skrill



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May 5 2004 4:33PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
ant4life, thats a really good idea about the flyers..think im gonna do that tommorow. Will let ya'l know how it goes.
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May 5 2004 4:36PM
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KingShit
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Good Luck.

Motherfuckers...
May 5 2004 4:39PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
rob a bank... you could get a job unless yur to young
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May 5 2004 4:41PM
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davidh
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you can sell your soul on ebay.




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May 5 2004 4:49PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
My soul ain't worth shit
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May 6 2004 1:54AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
find some cheap trinket and sell it on ebay for 300 pounds and say it's a rare collectible. make sure you say all sales are final and all items are as is. and hope somebody buys it.



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May 6 2004 1:58AM
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MadTrix4185
Posts: 620 - Karma: 10
make fake ids for kids, it amazing how much someone will pay at least around where i live
May 6 2004 2:24AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
take nude photo's of yourself, and sell them on the internet.



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May 6 2004 6:00AM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412
Sell shit on ebay. (not literally)
I sold a pair of big foot ski boards (from when i was like 8, before i get slated) for 30 quid to some sucker!

Also, try get work with charities like oxfam or save the children or greenpeace or whatever. If you don't mind being one of those annoying fuckers who come up to you in town centres with clipboards asking for money! They earn really good moeny I've heard. And its not real work, just talking to people.

Failing that, hit the sperm bank dude!
May 6 2004 6:44AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
pawn stuff.
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May 6 2004 7:12AM
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PrivateEnemy
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yeah i would agree with everyone else... just sell some of your old stuff, thats your best bet im thinkin.
May 6 2004 8:11AM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
donate blood or plasma


Cats. the other white meat.
May 6 2004 9:00AM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
blood doesnt pay its donated. Plasma pays like $50 american depending on where u go.
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May 6 2004 9:07AM
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nut
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maybe it depends on supply, but i've had plenty of friends get paid for blood


Cats. the other white meat.
May 6 2004 9:15AM
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hoodratz47
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donate sperm... you win both ways...



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how the fuck did mexicans get money?
must be drug dealers
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May 6 2004 9:20AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Personally wouldnt donate my sperm unless it was just going to be used for Scientific Experiences, but if it was going to used to make some jenny from the block pregnant and have my kid... NO WAY.

Motherfuckers...
May 6 2004 10:04AM
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stixonmtholly
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charge 20 bucks for a hummer and stay out all night until you reach your goal. If anyone calls you a fag tell them your just doing it for the money, got twenty bucks I'm sure they will either pony up or piss off.


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May 6 2004 10:10AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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UPDATE: Job interview at Tesco Tonight...if i get it my problems could be solved. I'm also gonna flog a load of cigarettes (duty free) to my mate which should earn me a bit.

Oh and you can't sell blood, plasma or sperm in Britain unfortunatley.



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May 6 2004 10:24AM
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charge your dad 5 euros for a bj. after 60 bj's, your debt will paid and you will be a master cocksucker.

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May 6 2004 10:27AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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^Dude that is just sick.
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May 6 2004 10:39AM
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MagSeven
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Dude, had no idea they didn't have sperm banks here! There goes my masterplan for paying off my student load.


May 6 2004 12:54PM
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PrivateEnemy
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i wanna sell my sperm... i hear you make some pretty good money...
May 6 2004 12:55PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Dude, had no idea they didn't have sperm banks here! There goes my masterplan for paying off my student load


hahahahahhahahahahahqhahahahaha. your student load. its a pun.
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May 6 2004 1:04PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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^yeah thats pretty good, only just got that one...oh and its my 1000th post, whey!
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May 6 2004 2:17PM
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Ski-hobo
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stock market
May 6 2004 2:21PM
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LittleDevil720
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ebay, if someone hasnt said that, ididnt read all the posts
So, any unusual breeding lately?
May 6 2004 3:36PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Sotck Market? Dude i can't afford a beer nevermind shares.
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May 6 2004 4:01PM
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3ski6guy0
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stock. lottery. sell your body. donate sperm.
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May 6 2004 6:15PM
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Norred
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do you have a sister?



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May 6 2004 6:23PM
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IrishDrink87
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i wish i had sperm to donate.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 6 2004 7:37PM
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Ski-hobo
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I'll give you some
May 6 2004 7:38PM
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linemaverick540
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you should actually try selling shit on ebay, i bet someone would buy it. i saw this one thing for a bag of air from a tornadoe. even came with a certificate of authenticity. i think it soldmfor like 200$ too, something rediculous
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May 6 2004 7:39PM
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r5tommy
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make a porno site and make it a pay site, tell them you need money to support you baby daughter
May 6 2004 7:40PM
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IrishDrink87
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thanks skihobo


I dont want a large Farva!
May 6 2004 7:41PM
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Ski-hobo
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anytime
May 6 2004 7:42PM
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Freestylindude
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beg
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
May 6 2004 7:43PM
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squeakywaffle
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sell one of your kidneys on ebay.
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