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Sex in space

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TACO-DOG.exe
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alright. lets say you have the chance to have sex in space... but its with a fat ugly chick and you cant close your eyes or use a paper bag
Sep 21 2010 11:53PM
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messplay
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Sep 22 2010 2:31PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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lololololololol
Sep 22 2010 4:08PM
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vincepru
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wanna find out?
Sep 22 2010 4:18PM
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Rumi.
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i think any strait man would take that oppirtunity
Sep 22 2010 4:21PM
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thisandthatfilms
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eh i think i would
Sep 22 2010 4:21PM
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J-Evs
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great concept
Sep 22 2010 4:24PM
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I_Am_Mod
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if you miss the jizz, it'll fly around in your spaceship and will possibly land on a crucial control panel, thereby creating the dilemma of pushing in vital control buttons and touching jizz, or dying in space with your sexpartner and a dirty weewee .....
Sep 22 2010 4:37PM
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KarmaInitiative
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epic claim when someone does it
Sep 22 2010 5:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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anyone else?
Aug 31 2011 5:06PM
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ReignMan
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can i sig this.
Aug 31 2011 5:10PM
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zues
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I only bang fat ugly girls ... so this is a win/win. hell yes
Aug 31 2011 5:33PM
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J.M
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i dont think it would be worth bragging about. maybe it is, sex in space>sex with fat chick???????
Aug 31 2011 5:36PM
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FLBP
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as long as she's upside down.
Aug 31 2011 7:38PM
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RubberSoul
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some classic responses in this thread haha

but of course i would, who gives a shit if i happen to be logging some hoggin points as i do it? SEX IN SPACE
Aug 31 2011 8:21PM
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cyberpolice
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she may be 300 pounds on earth... but in space thats a whole different story bro, that broads afloat.
Aug 31 2011 8:37PM
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CarRamRod
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Then you could have target practice, when you're about to bust push her across the room and try and hit her with your little men
Aug 31 2011 8:57PM
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Davy.Crockett
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good call
Aug 31 2011 9:03PM
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tommyp1ckles
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haha itd be like doin it with an asteroid
Aug 31 2011 9:05PM
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B-runge
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If no one has said it yet you cant get a boner in space says the history channel so think again

they had a show about it and you need a special chamber that enables boner to fuck in
Aug 31 2011 9:08PM
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colleenator
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especially since the craters would be cellulite.
Aug 31 2011 9:09PM
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FerrisBueller
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you can but the baby would be so fucked, blind, no sense of balance and bones like twigs and no muscles.
Aug 31 2011 9:43PM
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zues
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lol so epic
Sep 1 2011 12:39AM
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LDV
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Nobody has to know who you had sex with.

Also to people saying you can't get boners in space. Don't tell me how to fantasize, you fuckers.
Sep 1 2011 12:46AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Remember that she is ugly as shit. Skullet and everything
Sep 1 2011 12:51AM
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LDV
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But it's sex in space.
Sep 1 2011 12:52AM
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CrotchKiller
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So smooth
Sep 1 2011 12:53AM
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Gstrong
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do you know how many times ive though of fucking in space?
waaaay too much
Sep 1 2011 12:56AM
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Mavrck
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I'm sure she'd be down if you could get to space.............oooo reality burn.
Sep 1 2011 1:09AM
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zerospinskier
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Relevant.


Sep 1 2011 1:10AM
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Capernicus
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http://www.rfreitas.com/Astro/SexxxInSpace.htm

It's been talked about officially. Also, sex is banned from the international space station.
Sep 1 2011 1:13AM
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cool_name
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how about if it was with "jane" from the do i have reason to be mad at my friend thread

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/465157/page/1/ 
^thread im referring to
Sep 1 2011 1:18AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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^^ first paragraph made me lol The room spins deliriously around you. Floating nearby, beside, above and below you, a room full of warm, naked people bumping, thrashing and whirling delightfully in mid-air. Like a sophomore’s wet dream, you are adrift in a delicious sea of friendly faces, hands, breasts and legs. Through the tumbling mass of smooth flesh you catch glimpses of a familiar blue-white orb outside the window of your room.
Sep 1 2011 1:18AM
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Where-am-I
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i feel like id get dizzy having sex in space
Sep 1 2011 1:24AM
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gus555
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All the other astronauts would be pissed whem theres love juices and pubes floatin around
Sep 1 2011 1:26AM
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S_Jenk
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Ahhhhhh yeah, sign me up!

Sep 1 2011 1:27AM
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Mavrck
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1:55 for lolz

Sep 1 2011 1:28AM
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navierSTOKED
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+K for knowing that you couldn't use a paper bag
Sep 1 2011 3:34AM
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JibbaTheHutt
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im calling atleast 50% of the responses in this thread are from virgins...
Sep 1 2011 6:16AM
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Huck_Norris
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This was my exact thought- if fat chicks have a place it's getting fucked in space.  You could slap her ass and watch the wave crest her shoulder.  Shit would be epic. 
Sep 1 2011 8:48AM
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Mavrck
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more specifacly cat lolz at 1:55
Sep 1 2011 10:36AM
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