Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Sex in space

profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
alright. lets say you have the chance to have sex in space... but its with a fat ugly chick and you cant close your eyes or use a paper bag
Sep 21 2010 11:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
wut. thats not even a question
Sep 21 2010 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
i think the claim you would have saying sex in space still wouldnt defeat the fact that shes ugly
Sep 21 2010 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
I've always wanted to try some positions that wouldn't work with gravity. I would
Sep 21 2010 11:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Dude her fat would be floating around and you could send waves down it.

I would PREFER to do a fat chick if I was in space!
Sep 21 2010 11:56PM
0 0
profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
good point
Sep 21 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
It's impossible to get an erection in space. Everybody knows that.
Sep 21 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
I think I read somewhere that you can't get pregnant because of gravity or something.
Sep 21 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
would she get preg. without gravity?1?!
Sep 21 2010 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
id do it. you could just shove her out the escape hatch afterwards, problem solved
Sep 21 2010 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
brosicle
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
Yea your dick explodes.
Sep 22 2010 12:00AM
0 0
profile picture
[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
so how does anyone get pregnant?
Sep 22 2010 12:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
You pee in a girls butt, everyone knows that!
Sep 22 2010 12:03AM
0 0
profile picture
Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
Bullshit. Boners in freezing water, boners anywhere.
Sep 22 2010 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
dr.awkward
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 26
It'd be pretty romantic, with earth in the background and all.
Sep 22 2010 1:32AM
0 0
profile picture
HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
very tempted to sig this...
Sep 22 2010 2:11AM
0 0
profile picture
RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
but whos calling her fat when she doesnt way anything. and she cant be that ugly seeing as the nearest woman is 200 miles away. so yeah, yeah i would
Sep 22 2010 2:14AM
0 0
profile picture
Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
impossible to get rid of an erection in space
Sep 22 2010 2:20AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51614 - Karma: 162,020
How does one go about having sex in space? Think about floating and trying to have sex? How to you get any leverage?
Sep 22 2010 2:22AM
0 0
profile picture
EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
I'm relatively sure; with my limited knowledge on the subject, that you can both get, and get rid of boners in space. Because your circulatory system is a closed system (vacuum) and that is what it is dependent on. Blood flow and not gravity.

I do recall hearing however that sex in space was physically impossible for some reason, although i think it would be entirely possible.

threads for better info
Sep 22 2010 2:28AM
0 0
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
how is the paper bag going to help with fatness?
Sep 22 2010 2:40AM
0 0
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
they don't know until they try
Sep 22 2010 2:44AM
0 0
profile picture
AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
that created a fantastic image in my brain
Sep 22 2010 2:53AM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
like how fat... cause what i think of a healthy girl some may say fat.

but regardless id tap it , it would be gross to have like floating balls of pussy juice an spooge whilst you were fucking... and what about like the other people in the station.   like a creepy Russian watching
Sep 22 2010 3:03AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
hahah right? Ok, you start eating fried chicken, I'll get to work on a space ship!
Sep 22 2010 3:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
i would do that chicka anyways bro.
Sep 22 2010 3:24AM
0 0
profile picture
stunt_ditch
Posts: 196 - Karma: 13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space

there was a married american couple in space together in 1992. if they didn't do it, divorce procedures should begin immediately.
Sep 22 2010 9:49AM
0 0
profile picture
SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
This.

and the amount of bouncing sheep in this thread is astounding
Sep 22 2010 10:06AM
0 0
profile picture
maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
isnt it so cold in space that your wiener just dissapears?
Sep 22 2010 10:26AM
0 0
profile picture
Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
I think its been done. And I would definitely do it fat chick or not.
Click for larger image
Sep 22 2010 10:29AM
0 0
profile picture
PappaG
Posts: 931 - Karma: 797
Don't know about sex, but if you plan on spooging all over her face, you better have some good fucking velocity so that shit doesn't splash back towards you.
Sep 22 2010 11:36AM
0 0
profile picture
vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
thats only on earth and if shes ontop. everyone knows a girl cant get prego ontop, must insert into eye
Sep 22 2010 11:47AM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
damn sheeps in here
Sep 22 2010 11:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
according to newtons 3rd law, you will move backwards with an equal and opposite acceleration as your splooge, now thats a funny picture haha
Sep 22 2010 12:38PM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
no you wont.
Sep 22 2010 12:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
excuse me??
Sep 22 2010 12:42PM
0 0
profile picture
MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
this thread delivers.... in space




I would probably tap the fat ugly dragon just to claim. I would also bring a bit of camera gear so I could make the best selling porn ever: dood slays a dragon in space... IN 3D!!!
Sep 22 2010 12:52PM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
my 4000th post, just for you. if your jizz was the same weight as your body, you would travel backwards with the same speed.

youre confusing speed and force. the same FORCE shoots the jizz towards the neverending universe while you are pushed back. although you wont shoot a 180 lbs load, you wont notice anything.

point proven,


now the important shit:
Click for larger image

i wanna thank my mom, my family for believing in me... your mom for last night... i finally made it, woah 4K. thats like four times 1K, pretty incredible. +3 street cred at least. no shoutout to other members since noone included me in their shoutouts. ZINNNNG! there you have it. suck that.



ns is the fucking bomb. i love all you guys, no homo. its a pretty cool story, but i peed in her butt after putting on my robe and wizard hat. after 7 years or so i still dont know how to get the chads from the bottom of alta, but whatevs, not that big of a deal. i actually think that this is the best post of the century. afterwards, i pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

Sep 22 2010 12:55PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
what happens when astronauts jack off in space? i mean if it takes like a year to go to the moon and back you would assume they have needs...
Sep 22 2010 1:05PM
0 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
no fat chicks, ever. no excuses.
Sep 22 2010 1:05PM
0 0
profile picture
MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
Click for larger image
Sep 22 2010 1:09PM
0 0
profile picture
MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
Click for larger image
Sep 22 2010 1:11PM
0 0
profile picture
mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
i dont think fat people are allowed to go up in space
Sep 22 2010 1:28PM
0 0
profile picture
jester8589
Posts: 346 - Karma: 15
i dont understand how this woudnt work. you just hold and move her.
Sep 22 2010 1:32PM
0 0
profile picture
factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
you would just hump in the air and move about space.

i suggest we rent the plane that takes people high enough to experience weightloss and try it out with some NS babes
Sep 22 2010 1:36PM
0 0
profile picture
applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
how would a cumshot work in space? i mean it'd be like a spaghetti noodle floatin around.

hmm effective.
Sep 22 2010 1:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Dex
Posts: 468 - Karma: 100
haha true
Sep 22 2010 1:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Ohhh hahah yeah I'm a re-re for sure. I'm in physics II now and we've mostly been talking about charged particles of equal mass. Really there is no excuse though except that physics I was a semester ago hahaha
Sep 22 2010 1:59PM
0 0
profile picture
SmokeyTheBear
Posts: 492 - Karma: 24
That's not space. It's one of those tourist plane rides that simulates zero gravity with negative G
Sep 22 2010 2:15PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
that would be such bad sex you wont be able to go fast at all
Sep 22 2010 2:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

I would fuck B. Arthur if it was the only option in space.  For real tho, I want to fuck a squirter in space!  Shit is totally my big bang theory. 

That and you could come on her tits from like a hundred feet away.  Teh spooge would just be like a jizz bullet hahahahahaha gross. 

Sep 22 2010 2:30PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)