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HowNeatIsThat
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http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
Sep 21 2010 9:36PM
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JacheOReally
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hahaha I rofl'd too
Sep 21 2010 9:37PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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"Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit."

lol
Sep 21 2010 9:38PM
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Schlop
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lol'd as well.
Sep 21 2010 9:41PM
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theblackrod
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not to be a dick but i believe there is an entire thread on this...
Sep 21 2010 9:41PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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i lol'd regardless
Sep 21 2010 9:42PM
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Rumi.
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haha thats great
Sep 21 2010 9:43PM
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alvy.
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i dont even care this is such a lol
Sep 21 2010 9:45PM
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Blurst
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How long to ship?
Sep 21 2010 9:51PM
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rigzz
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I didn't lol after seeing it for like 5 times already on NS. sorry.
Sep 21 2010 9:56PM
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Cthulhu
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the best was the shotgun tissue box or glock party cup

Sep 21 2010 10:16PM
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Rockhound
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At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

hahaha i lol'd
Sep 21 2010 10:24PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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read through all the top rated ones. i lold
Sep 21 2010 10:25PM
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Jwalk
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Hahahahahahahaha those are awesome I love the party cup one. They are so well written.
Sep 21 2010 10:28PM
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deleted5
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i fucking lol'd
Sep 21 2010 10:32PM
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Rockhound
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Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike


From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******


Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.
Sep 21 2010 10:40PM
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Most-D
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RAFOFL.
Sep 21 2010 10:42PM
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Cthulhu
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go to the top rated section on his website, almost all of them are as funny or better
Sep 21 2010 10:52PM
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