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The old-ski-gabbar-orange-name-bumps thread.

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chardi
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Bumping old, embarrassing ski gabber threads made by orange names before they were famous is all the rage now. and I have found a few but i don't feel like being the guy that bumps all of them. so here are all the ones that i have found, that haven't been bumped recently. feel free to add in here, or post in them.

Durtschi:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/13311/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/8237/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/7111/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/7654/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/12003/

Andy Parry:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/55076/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/55559/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/14152/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/26599/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/27105/

David Lesh:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/5259/

Matt Walker:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/16796/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/12709/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/14118/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/16823/
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/29792/

Will Wesson:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/23108/

Matt Margetts;
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/84074/page/2/

Thats enough for now. post em if you find em. I know its really just durtschi, walker, and andy parry, but i guess that was newschoolers 8 years ago. Not all of them are awesome, but some are pretty funny, so check them out. And yes, I do have too much time on my hands.

inb4 orange names who like me less than they did 5 minutes ago.
Sep 21 2010 9:06PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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haha these r pretty entertaining, +k
Sep 21 2010 9:08PM
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A.Eberhard
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Awesome post +k. If only those users knew who they were posting about now.
Sep 21 2010 9:09PM
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Common_Cents
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Haha i also like the picture of andy skating and eveyones hating so hard...

Oh and i'm just gonna make a point here:

CAN WE STOP WITH THE PRANCING SHEEP/MUDKIPS/SHEEP BODIES..its okay for you arabian.
Sep 21 2010 9:09PM
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binturong-qwerty
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the first parry thread is very unusual to me
Parry doesn't know the name of a trick?
he could have at least made one up

Sep 21 2010 9:12PM
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chardi
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i forgot about that. for those who haven't seen it...

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/content/pictures/id/3589/member_id/10102/
Sep 21 2010 9:12PM
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miketheskier88
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Just quickly went through the Durtschi ones.. I am loving the amount of abuse he's getting. Nobody would do that today.
Sep 21 2010 9:16PM
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ECfreeski3
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okay just for the record, i was way more on the ball than anyone in this thread.. (first andy parry one)

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/55076/
Sep 21 2010 9:19PM
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arandomname
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In the first Andy Parry thread you posted, Durtschi just randomly comments "barfart".  I found that kinda funny.  Durtschi in 2002 seemed like a fucktard and everyone hated him.  I find that kinda funny.
Sep 21 2010 9:19PM
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skodeo7
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Where's my copy Pterodactyl Blood? Been waiting for it to go on sale forever.
Sep 21 2010 9:20PM
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chardi
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for the lazy people who don't want to look through all of these; here is the cream:

my favs:

durtschi: 2nd and 5th link

parry: 1st and 4th link

walker: 1st, 2nd, and 4th link

margetts link
Sep 21 2010 9:21PM
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HalfandHalf
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hahaa
Sep 21 2010 9:23PM
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chardi
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i noticed that too when i first looked at it. go back and read all the comments if you haven't, its really funny. andy used to snowblade and will wesson tells him to ski.
Sep 21 2010 9:24PM
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chardi
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actually maybe i'm wrong.
Sep 21 2010 9:25PM
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wesley.
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for everyone
THIS THREAD IS SO YOU DONT HAVE TO BUMP THE THREADS ANYMORE. JUST USE THE LINKS POSTED BY THE KIND OP
Sep 21 2010 9:27PM
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skodeo7
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He used to talk mad shit on peoples videos, saying how he was better than everyone (haha), I remember he'd always hate on Downey and my videos back in the day. Punk back then. So damn funny looking back. I'm sure there is a lot more classic gems buried.
Sep 21 2010 9:27PM
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JacheOReally
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At least he did something right.....
Sep 21 2010 9:33PM
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wesley.
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that are so dope
Courtesy of Newschoolers.com
Sep 21 2010 9:37PM
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Kirsakid
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man those are such good finds
Sep 21 2010 9:41PM
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SlickRick.
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durtschi had such a wierd fascination with d spins.
Sep 21 2010 9:44PM
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hauser
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haha great thread just bumped a lot of these threads incase no one came across this thread
Sep 21 2010 9:49PM
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TOAST.
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Some of these were pretty funny.
What I learned:
1. Durtschi was kind of an ass.
2. Apparently PVC is not good for rails
3.Andy is horrendous at spelling
4.Ski movies had "naked bitches" in them at one time.
5.Margetts has a hot mom.
Sep 21 2010 9:51PM
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family_vacation
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well ski gabber just got fucked up.
Sep 21 2010 9:56PM
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WIllW
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Someone please find Ahmet Dadali's "Fuck Bode" thread! It's over 10 pages long
Sep 21 2010 10:02PM
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TOAST.
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Good job you just fucked up SG. :)
Sep 21 2010 10:04PM
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chardi
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i just noticed that. shit. inb4 deletion?
Sep 21 2010 10:16PM
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chardi
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here you go will

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/132099/

and i think there was another thread about andy parry ski blading. i don't know what its called though.
Sep 21 2010 10:18PM
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Triple_Strum
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ahh your post just brought back memories of some of your old vids - especially the teaser (or was it a segment) with RJD2- ghost writer. I remember thinking Liam was unbelievable with his big scissor rodeo 5s and switch rodeo 7s... Good stuff. Cant believe it is like 7-8 years later.
Sep 21 2010 11:00PM
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tacobellslayer
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all of walkers threads...
money
Sep 21 2010 11:08PM
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chardi
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guys post in here, don't actually bump all of these threads. they are here to enjoy, but ski gabber is starting to get all clogged up with these old threads.
Sep 21 2010 11:14PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i like how in the FUCK BODE thread everyone is talking about how tanner sucks at ripping lines in ak and how he just cant ski outside of the park.
Sep 21 2010 11:31PM
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deleted5
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epic thread
Sep 21 2010 11:59PM
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chardi
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2 more for the night. enjoy.


Tanner Hall:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/177562/page/5/

Chug:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/152628/


and don't post in them.
Sep 22 2010 1:01AM
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Pmoore
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Steve hating on chug in the second one. Niccee
Sep 22 2010 9:16AM
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garrets
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hahaha this ones so good
Sep 22 2010 10:13AM
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-ROY-
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walkers threads are great.
Sep 22 2010 11:11AM
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BWalmer
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As much win is in this thread, I think it need to disappear....people just don't understand to not bump the old threads, half the first page of Ski Gabber is over 3 years old, it's quite annoying. Yes the threads were awesome and hilarious, and are even more so now that they're pros (Walker was ignorant wasn't he, haha), but you DON'T need to post a funny comment...that's the whole point of this thread.
Sep 22 2010 11:32AM
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snomaster
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I love this one. and I agree with TH.
Sep 22 2010 11:47AM
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MADDECENT
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this thread is...amazing
Sep 22 2010 12:33PM
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chardi
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its true. i didn't think of that when i made this thread, but its happening, i can't prevent people from posting there.

IDEA:

mods should move all of these threads into the investors forum. no one uses it at all. and it would promote people to buy from newschoolers.

what do you think?


and walker was ignorant...


now he's just ignant.
Sep 22 2010 1:21PM
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chardi
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another:

can someone help tim out?

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/296753/
Sep 22 2010 8:42PM
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I always laugh when a Durtschi thread comes up that's old.
Sep 22 2010 8:45PM
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Willard
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haha i love these threads....how old is Lesh? seems like he would be around 30 easily now
Sep 22 2010 8:54PM
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chardi
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I think he's like 26. because he is 16 here and its from 2001:
Sep 22 2010 9:03PM
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chardi
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Sep 22 2010 9:03PM
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Willard
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haha what a dumb bitch
Sep 22 2010 10:29PM
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chardi
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dont say that
Sep 22 2010 10:31PM
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.cam.
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so funny
Sep 22 2010 10:31PM
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Willard
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im talking about the chika
Sep 22 2010 10:46PM
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chardi
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sorry i'm dumb. and yea.
Sep 22 2010 10:50PM
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