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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132

I'm going to a social with a bunch of very attractive sororitie girls thursday. The theme is "if I didn't go to college." Any ideas for what to wear? Karma+ for some good ideas

Sep 21 2010 3:48PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9235 - Karma: 5,583
just wear your ski stuff and say you'd be a ski bum.
Sep 21 2010 3:49PM
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DFull15
Posts: 151 - Karma: 40
Definitely dress as a pornstar. good for the ladies, and if i didnt go to college, id be a pornstar
Sep 21 2010 3:50PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
ski gear.

stupid question, we don't know what the fuck you would be.
Sep 21 2010 3:50PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
dress like a doctor and make them all feel inferior
Sep 21 2010 3:52PM
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steezee5
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 136
i'm assuming this is a costume event...
construction worker? always good accessorizing (no homo) and easy icebreakers ("ready to get nailed?"). fill a tool belt with beers, drugs, shooters, whatever. chicks actually like it. my frat had a "dress to get screwed" party
golf pro? another easy costume.
sex instructor? my friend did this in a lab coat, with a nametag that said "Free Lessons". fairly juvenile, fairly amusing.
ummm...what else - let me think and get back to you
Sep 21 2010 3:52PM
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Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
an old ass suit. Or a one piece
Sep 21 2010 3:53PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Apparently you aren't in college, judging by the way you spelled sorority, so this shouldn't be much of a challenge, just dress as yourself.
Sep 21 2010 3:53PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
boom roasted
Sep 21 2010 3:57PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
bahaha I almost said the same thing
Sep 21 2010 3:58PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
You do know that in order to be a male pornstar, you will need to have sex with other men. About 99 percent of all male stars have done that at some time in their life. Trust me, I researched this when I was younger and before I lost my virginity.
Sep 21 2010 4:02PM
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Sep 21 2010 4:05PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
you would know this
Sep 21 2010 4:05PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
what does your virginity have to do with your research into pornography?
Sep 21 2010 4:17PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I meant that as:

Before I had sex I thought it would be cool to be a porn star
Then I had sex
And realized
You don't need to be a porn star to have fun
Plus I could never go to ATM
Sep 21 2010 4:19PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
you are seriously fucked in the head, why did you research this shit as a kid?
Sep 21 2010 4:20PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
he's saying that he researched it prior to 1 month ago..after that he lost interest becuase he had "lost" his virginity
Sep 21 2010 4:20PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
just wear a gstring and say if you didnt go to college you were an whore
Sep 21 2010 4:22PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
ive never procrastinated so much
Sep 21 2010 4:28PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
go as an alchoholic. its easy. show up drunk.
Sep 21 2010 4:40PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 101
Go as a communications major, same thing as not going to college.
Sep 21 2010 4:45PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
tall t?
Sep 21 2010 4:47PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
this
Sep 21 2010 4:49PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
one of my friends is a comm major and i completely agree.
Sep 21 2010 4:53PM
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Bobbum~Man
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
this. most ingenious response yet.
Sep 21 2010 4:54PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
haha GOLD!!!!!
Sep 21 2010 4:54PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
ZING
Sep 21 2010 4:56PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Dress like a rocker, then all the girls will believe you know how to play an instrument.
Sep 21 2010 4:59PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
tall tee
only
Sep 21 2010 5:59PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
go as a drunk?



oh that was easy....
Sep 21 2010 6:06PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
a sophisticated male with a pipe.

Sep 21 2010 7:06PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
ooh you engineering majors.. you can spot em a mile away
Sep 21 2010 7:07PM
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49566738265
Posts: 0 - Karma: 7,705
Or a business major.
Sep 21 2010 7:08PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
last time I checked... college doesn't give you money, as a matter of fact, they take it.. a lot of it. Therefore if he did not go to college he would have MORE money and ergo dress up fancier than he would be, contrary to your statement.

BAM










BAM.



















BAAAAMMMMM
Sep 21 2010 7:14PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
im going looking for chads if i dont get into college... whether the ski patrol blew it up or not...

IM GOING TO FIND IT
Sep 21 2010 7:18PM
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Dntel.
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 21
yeah.... see, in the long run.... with some hard work....
Sep 21 2010 7:19PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
sorority girls are annoying as fuck.
Sep 21 2010 7:20PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
not if they put out
Sep 21 2010 7:22PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
To be honest, I'd say Applied Science schools and trade schools are going to be the next big thing soon as the next large retirement wave is coming. And of course, I AM getting paid money to go to college, muhaha. 700 dollars a month, thank you very much.
Sep 21 2010 7:26PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
good call
Sep 21 2010 8:02PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
i think you mean not while they put out. every moment before and after is annoying as shit.
Sep 21 2010 8:57PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
how many of them have to have sex with their cousin?
Sep 21 2010 9:01PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
go as an axe murderer, and kill everyone
Sep 21 2010 9:01PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
and by kill i mean spray with crappy cologne
Sep 21 2010 9:03PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaha i go to a business school and your statement is just absolutely moronic!
Sep 21 2010 9:08PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
be me
Sep 21 2010 9:12PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
gotta admit i laughed at this but thats pretty shitty dude. (i thought about making this joke too lol)
Sep 21 2010 9:13PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
win
Sep 21 2010 9:13PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
moronic is far too big a word for 99.9% of ns
Sep 21 2010 9:15PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
so NSers wouldnt understand venture capitalism, angel investors, corporate bonds, or coupons? these are all topics covered in the first week of my freshman finance and accounting class. but a business major is like not going to college right?

this was not directed at the person i quoted haha
Sep 21 2010 10:50PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
first week of a freshman accounting and finance class may have mentioned the fact that you will learn all of the aforementioned topics over the course of your undergraduate studies, but there is no way that all of those topics were covered during your first week, in one class.
Sep 21 2010 11:24PM
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