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D-rocket
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so today i got this candy and was enjoying it when it fell to th ebakc oif my throat an di choked and had to swollow it.I'd say this was one of thos euniversal sized candys in those stereo typical wrappers. Now my poo is having difficulty releasing itself. what will i do :| , am i gunna die?



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May 4 2004 8:38PM
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hoodratz47
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no your just gonna blow your o-ring dont worry it makes butt sex much easier




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May 4 2004 8:44PM
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lineskier10
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yeah dude you better get a turkey baster, fill it with draino, stick it up your ass, and shoot a turkey baster full or draino right up your ass to dissolve all that shit or your fucked
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May 4 2004 8:44PM
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lineskier10
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dont listen to hoodratz hes dumb
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May 4 2004 8:46PM
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D-rocket
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i thinkim feleign th eeffects alreayd , my stomahc hurts alot and th epoo just isnt coming. o boy , what shti sturkey baster talk? what is that



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May 4 2004 8:46PM
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lineskier10
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dude its like a big eye dropper, just find some way to get a corrozive liquid up your ass or you might be done for, hurry too
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May 4 2004 8:48PM
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D-rocket
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i think its good i just had a really huge nasty poo.



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May 4 2004 8:53PM
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lanks
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thanks for the graphic updates, danny.

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May 4 2004 8:55PM
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D-rocket
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no problem, it wa skinda weird , like , red pepper peels , lettuce chunks, and very watery, it was a sight to behold



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May 4 2004 9:00PM
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Jaskittin
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What the fuck did that say? learn how to type







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May 4 2004 9:58PM
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SmoKinSkier
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HaHa i love how lineskier says not to listen to hoodratz becuase hes'DUMB' yet his advice is to shoot a load full of drano into his ass with a turkey baster!! OO the irony!!




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May 4 2004 10:44PM
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i love how none of you can sense any internet sarcasm

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May 5 2004 2:14AM
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D-rocket
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its ok guys im oki , nothign hapend i just had a reall big poo , probably nto due to the candy . Ill be ok



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May 5 2004 10:30AM
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PocketRocketRipper
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so, I take it the turkey baster full of drano worked?

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May 5 2004 12:01PM
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lineskier10
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actually i was kidding he should drink the draino, wow was i bein stupid (HINT HINT)
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May 5 2004 3:21PM
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davidh
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wow, that was a really freat story.

tell me again?




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May 5 2004 5:09PM
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ScratchCobra66
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i think hes mimicing hoodratz.




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May 6 2004 7:17AM
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D-rocket
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whos hoodratz and whats a freat story



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May 6 2004 3:03PM
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D-rocket
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lol , thanks



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