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it's kind of weird that i was eating those ribs being advertised in that rib house while i was reading this paper on march 28th. just a kinda interesting story. They are the best ribs ever.
'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
HOLY FUCK>>>>> kinda ironic beacue this kid is know to over shoot stuff. hmmm.. goddam that is soo hot.. i think mikey's gap needs to be tamed. one of the collins bros step up
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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??
Lateralis...
davidh you are the best newbie here... you are now a god.. the few women and maybe some men from ns will flock to you in a quest to have sex with you.. you have reached top young man.. enjoy the view........
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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??
Lateralis...
wow lanks i keep frogeting that if i dont have over 10000 posts i cannot say anything at all. i dont want to distroy the delicate caste system set in place by harvey....
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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??
Lateralis...
no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
Skiing influences my life way too much, I can be at some surf spot where theres not any snow at all and I walk by this resturant and I'll see a hand rail outside it and I'll have a thought that how can I get snow out here to slide this rail. Which is absolutly super stupid- Jon Olsson
3/25/04
Record jump ends early
By Chip Strait/Aspen Daily News Correspondent
Matchstick Productions freeskier Mike Wilson, originally from Stratton, Vt., attempted an unprecedented 180-foot gap jump in the Buttermilk Crazy T'Rain Park on Thursday. The 180-foot gap is reportedly the largest gap-jump ever attempted in the world.
Hours before the attempt, Wilson was on the hill studying each aspect of the jump, including the takeoff and landing. The only question left was the speed needed to launch the skier over 50 yards, or the distance from a football field end-zone all the way to midfield. To get things started, a snowmobile was brought into the equation to pull Wilson into the massive jump to give him added speed. After numerous speed checks with the snowmobile towing at full throttle, certain spots leading up to the jump were salted to freeze up the slushy snow.
In the end, Wilson came up a few feet short, falling into the side of the landing hill. Buttermilk ski partollers rushed to Wilson's immediate aid and secured him to various backboards and braces. Wilson remained conscious after the impact and was heard relating shin and ankle problems to ski patrol.
He was transported to Aspen Valley Hospital via ambulance. An update on his condition was unavailable, as federal law prevents hospitals from publicly releasing patient information. Aspen Skiing Co. spokespersons could not be reached for comment late Thursday afternoon.
Matchstick Productions, based in Crested Butte, was filming for its next movie. It is unclear whether Wilson's footage will make the highlight reel. Matchstick premiered its last ski movie, 'Focused,' at the Wheeler Opera House last year. Matchstick Productions is talking with SkiCo about premiering its next film in Aspen.
i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
I can't even imagine going that fast and slamming do a dead stop. Think about how hard he had to hit, he problay left a pretty decent sized crater. Wilson is a crazy bastard, props.
cody
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2
Skiing is never a sport, but a lifestlye.
lol whoever said he isn't made of rubber is crazy. If I knuckled that I am pretty sure I would be dead. honestly.
'can you read what that says?'
'donna simma?'
'yes, that's right. now how would that appear in a phone book?'
'simma, donna?'
'that's right now Simma down na!