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Faking sick.

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Kangbang
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this morning my nose was really plugged and wouldnt unplug, so i called my mom at work and faked sick. when my mom got home, it turns out i had a fever.

Sep 20 2010 10:45PM
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inb4_UMAD
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wait, why did you call your mom again?
Sep 20 2010 10:45PM
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snwbrdmilf
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hahaha
Sep 20 2010 10:47PM
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*simba*
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I remember when I was 12.
Sep 20 2010 10:48PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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*MLIB
Sep 20 2010 10:49PM
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Heyawhatsup
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I am 12. Wait... What?
Sep 20 2010 10:49PM
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Milksteak
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....How old are you?
Sep 20 2010 10:55PM
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Schlop
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*MLIA
Sep 20 2010 10:56PM
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chardi
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this morning i woke up and felt crappy so i didn't go to class. do i win also?
Sep 20 2010 10:56PM
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Heyawhatsup
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Oh helllz nah mutha fucka
Sep 20 2010 10:59PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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true, but I think MLIB is funnier, whether it fits or not lol
Sep 20 2010 11:02PM
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[tk]
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fml?
Sep 20 2010 11:03PM
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Negro_Jesus
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Sep 20 2010 11:04PM
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1337
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inb4 bigspence
Sep 20 2010 11:04PM
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rickroller
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cool story bro
Sep 20 2010 11:08PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Sep 20 2010 11:12PM
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canterbury
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cool story hansel
Sep 20 2010 11:16PM
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Kangbang
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to tell her to call my school that im not going to school. and im 15
Sep 20 2010 11:22PM
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MACAQUE
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Sep 20 2010 11:23PM
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Kangbang
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i know he's gonna say im a dumb fuck or something
Sep 20 2010 11:26PM
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SeanTom
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the epitome of COOL STORY BRO

as seen in image 1

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we continue to realize that this thread is nothing but

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and finally the fact of the moment

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i bid you adieu
Sep 20 2010 11:31PM
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CockBlocker
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In middle school once I faked a tooth ache and ended up getting the tooth pulled that day...
Sep 20 2010 11:41PM
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DUKES
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i used to fake sick in elementary school cause i was a fat depressed kid
Sep 20 2010 11:44PM
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DUKES
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not all fat people are jolly
Sep 20 2010 11:44PM
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little1337
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Sep 20 2010 11:45PM
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TheSpaceCowboy
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Sig'd
Oct 1 2010 7:39PM
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Jimmy.
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you suck
Oct 1 2010 7:40PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
so you were actually sick? is that faking then?
Oct 1 2010 7:47PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I never fake sick unless its for skiing. Missing school to do MORE catchup work? Not worth it.
Oct 1 2010 7:50PM
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feihlination
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inb4 philosophoraptor meme
Oct 1 2010 7:50PM
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spkillah.
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change your icon i had mine first
Oct 1 2010 10:30PM
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soulskier
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i used to fake sick so i could stay home, eat lucky charms all day and watch the price is right/soap operas
Oct 1 2010 10:44PM
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MADDECENT
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well...thats just because the price is right is the fourth best show ever
Oct 1 2010 11:05PM
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c4t_l0ver
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neat
Oct 19 2010 12:55AM
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Peter.
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or you could be in college and just stay home from class
Oct 19 2010 1:05AM
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Jahseph.
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Probably because you are in fact a dumb fuck
Oct 19 2010 1:09AM
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Big_Spence
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jesus is obviously punishing you for faking sick and lying to your lovely mother.
also you missed out on gaining some priceless knowledge from your teacher.

really poor decision making on your part today marcus, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Oct 19 2010 3:04AM
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Gnarshred
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Once when I was in elementary school I coughed so hard I threw up. In those days any amount of puke meant instant home... so yeah. That was cool I guess....
Oct 19 2010 3:29AM
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=^]
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word

Oct 19 2010 8:37AM
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Trollolo
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this
Oct 19 2010 9:22AM
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Scrambles
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ive been home sick for a week with pneumonia, I'd gladly go to school now
Oct 19 2010 9:41AM
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EastCoast...
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i lol'd
Oct 19 2010 9:56AM
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bakedpow
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not gona lie i did that same shit in elementary school keep up the good work bro
Oct 19 2010 10:40AM
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I_Am_Mod
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whine all you want; yesterday i woke up with pain in my throath and lungs; went to the doc, he said i had a severe bronchitis and was on the edge of pneumonia, also told him i had muscle cramps in my quadriceps for some time now, and according to him it's a small tendon rupture; no sports for 3 weeks :(

FML ...

also have to swallow antibiotic pills the size of a dice :(
Oct 19 2010 10:47AM
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Kangbang
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this thread was from like a month ago
Oct 19 2010 10:51AM
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oreopancake.
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to the op.
Oct 19 2010 10:53AM
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Kangbang
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thank you ryan
Oct 19 2010 10:55AM
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Big_Spence
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omg it is.
that makes me feel like even more of a fool. i wasn't the original bumper.

also, is it really your birthday?
if that's the case i hope you have an excellent day.
Oct 19 2010 11:25AM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
LIES!!! You were 14 when you originally posted this!!

















Just sayin :)
Oct 19 2010 11:35AM
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StevenR
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When i was in second grade, i pissed my pants at school, and I went to the nurse and said i felt really sick and she let me go home. yeah.
Oct 19 2010 11:48AM
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zakaroo
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When I was in 7th grade, I faked a stomach ache on a wednesday afternoon, and it just so happened that GTA4 came out that day. I had a very awesome afternoon.
Oct 19 2010 11:51AM
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