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Someone is in my house

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Spen
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My mom comes rushing into the room where my dad and I were watching the colts whoop the giants ass. She says someone is in the house. We get up and I run and check every damn spot on that side of the house for someone, but no one is there. She said the bathroom door closed quickly and she heard foot steps in there and then ran to get us. So I'm scared as fuck and can't sleep.
-Has this ever happened to you guys?
Sep 19 2010 11:56PM
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Balto
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no
Sep 19 2010 11:57PM
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MN_Nice
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.
Sep 19 2010 11:58PM
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ECB
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yes

It was the guy that we think lives in our basement, he takes our empty bottles for us
Sep 19 2010 11:58PM
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Bodhisattva
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It's called a ghost. You can either pull out your vacuum and suck it up by that or call Luigi, he charges 15 dollars to remove a ghost. 5 dollars for each additional ghost. It should be gone in no time with his help!
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Sep 19 2010 11:58PM
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appa
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absolutely is has not
Sep 19 2010 11:58PM
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Negro_Jesus
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cool story bro
Sep 19 2010 11:58PM
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TheFlyingHonky
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get a baseball bat pronto dude haha and document cloverfield style
Sep 19 2010 11:59PM
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Cheezcake.
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Sep 19 2010 11:59PM
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B-runge
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haha

i keep hearing things moving out my window

but it is nothing so i am not scared and you are a bitch
Sep 19 2010 11:59PM
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1337
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winner
Sep 19 2010 11:59PM
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chardi
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haha yea just watch this. it will explain everything and you will definitely feel better and not be scared anymore.
Sep 20 2010 12:00AM
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Spen
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Holy shit man a fucking ghost? ok thanks problem solved. Boise is full of those.
Sep 20 2010 12:00AM
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inb4_UMAD
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open fire... it's the only way to know for sure
Sep 20 2010 12:00AM
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B-runge
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HELLO SPENCER, i did not see you there.

o_O
Sep 20 2010 12:02AM
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Bodhisattva
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Haha didn't know if anyone would get the reference
Sep 20 2010 12:03AM
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Spen
Posts: 335 - Karma: 59
Nicholas, my front door was just found cracked by my mother. and it was locked before. holy shit. oh well hope i see tomorrow.
Sep 20 2010 12:04AM
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B-runge
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haha that is scary, but it was me, i know where you live now

ill see you in heath tomorrow possibly.....
Sep 20 2010 12:06AM
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alvy.
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you racked up 223 posts in 1 month......nice.....
Sep 20 2010 12:08AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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Sep 20 2010 12:10AM
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Bodhisattva
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It's quite an accomplishment ain't it? I've been striving for it for quite a while now
Sep 20 2010 12:12AM
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alvy.
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i gave you 10/10 for that beatiful accomplishment
Sep 20 2010 12:21AM
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charmander
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Sep 20 2010 12:21AM
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zerospinskier
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First off, it can't be a human. Why would a person sneak into your house possibly trying to steal shit, then slam a door really hard? They wouldn't. It is clearly a ghost. If it went into the bathroom get your vacuum cleaner and bust in there. They really aren't all that hard to get. Just use the hose attachment and keep it on full blast. You only need to get a corner of the guy and he will get sucked right in. Just make sure to seal the vacuum bag and burn it outside after, or else it will just squeeze on out again. Also don't use a bagless vacuum because they don't work. Ghosts are annoying but really not all too hard to catch and get rid of.
Sep 20 2010 12:31AM
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hellyeaaaah
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fuuuuuuuuuck
Sep 20 2010 12:33AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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sounds scary. friend in africa was in the same situation. he ran to his room grabbed his glock 18c with extended magazine and blasted the piss out of it into the door where the intuder was trying to intrude. they never did backtrace the guy. i guess...the consequences will never be the same.
Sep 20 2010 12:36AM
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Number_9
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Sep 20 2010 12:36AM
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KatyPerry.
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totally. sometimes when i cant sleep i just watch this movie and it makes me feel better
Sep 20 2010 12:37AM
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hellyeaaaah
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hahaha only in africa
Sep 20 2010 12:37AM
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no_steeze
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FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Sep 20 2010 12:37AM
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beezey
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i lave you thats a mix between love and hate, take it, and accept it.
Sep 20 2010 12:37AM
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1337
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YES THIS THREAD HAS TURNED INTO SLENDERMAN HAHAHAHAH
Sep 20 2010 12:38AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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well geez thanks!
Sep 20 2010 12:40AM
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Blake.P
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I CAN USE ALL CAPS TOO. But that would be unnecessary
Sep 20 2010 12:45AM
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MEGAZORD
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HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE


THEY RAPIN' ERRRYBODY OUT THERE.


I cannot believe this was not said yet.
Sep 20 2010 12:46AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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I POSTED NUMEROUS VERSES FROM THIS SONG IN RANDOM THREADS. NOBODY NOTICED MINE :'(

Sep 20 2010 12:47AM
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Cthulhu
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holy shit
Sep 20 2010 12:48AM
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Trollolo
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Shoot the bathroom door repeatedly without asking who it is
Sep 20 2010 12:51AM
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soulskier
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i'm feeling pretty safe up here in my attic
Sep 20 2010 12:51AM
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Cow_Jibber
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two questions: I don't see it, can someone highlight it?

and, when I see it, will I shit bricks?

Sep 20 2010 12:51AM
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rach
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sometimes my mind tricks me into thinking I hear someone, because my house is 110 years old...and it makes noise constantly. Its a trip though. I get scaredddd
Sep 20 2010 12:51AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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back left.
Sep 20 2010 12:52AM
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BrewskiJr
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Holy santa claus SHIT!
Sep 20 2010 12:53AM
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MEGAZORD
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Well, they might get in, leaving is another story.
Sep 20 2010 12:53AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

they rapin' 'erbody in here.


Sep 20 2010 12:56AM
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FerrisBueller
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1. get a knife under your pillow.
2. unless you have a gun, use that.
3. lock your windows and door, set any possible necessary traps for the next morning.
4. if a trap goes off, call 911 real quick

and it was probably just the wind slamming the door and the footsteps were maybe a pet or just  your mom's imagination.


Sep 20 2010 12:57AM
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Cow_Jibber
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is it the really tall person in the shadows? becasue I'm still not shitting bricks.
Sep 20 2010 12:59AM
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BrewskiJr
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yes. The freakishly tall person with 8 arms.






fuckin aliens dude i swear.
Sep 20 2010 1:15AM
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Cow_Jibber
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thanks, somehow I didn't see the six extra arms...
Sep 20 2010 1:18AM
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HenniferLopez
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I accidently walked into someone's house last night, while saying "someone's gonna get raped"

...I was suppose to be two houses over.
Sep 20 2010 2:03AM
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Schlop
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Sep 20 2010 2:11AM
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