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so whats the answer? quick!

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Norred
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A man goes into a cell, this other man is hanging 12 feet in he air, he hung
himself from a cross beam in the center of the room, there is a puddle of
water underneath the man hanging. How did the man get that high to hang
himself?



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May 4 2004 12:56PM
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Meh42
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JD got 2 and 3 right, darksider got 5 right too...
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May 8 2004 7:35PM
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skiierman
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the magician juggled the gold, thats how he got across the bridge.


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May 8 2004 8:49PM
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mattster
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www.riddlenut.com / alot of those are on there
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May 9 2004 2:03PM
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skiierman
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am i right? the magician juggled the gold across the bridge.


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May 10 2004 3:10PM
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mattster
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yes you are correct
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May 10 2004 6:34PM
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3ski6guy0
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HERE ANOTHER RIDDLE:

A man is locked in a room with no way out besides the locked door. There is only a calender, piano, and bed. How does he drink, eat, and escape from the room. GO!


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May 10 2004 8:55PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Is the calendar one of the ones you get at christmas when you're a kid that's filled with choclates?
The bed's a water bed.


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May 10 2004 9:09PM
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nkmo.
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^^ Eats the dates from the calender, drinks from the springs in the bed, and uses a key from the piano.


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May 10 2004 11:12PM
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mikee
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what the fuck man, you are a beast, thats so rediculous I might just have to go jump off a very tall building.

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May 10 2004 11:17PM
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nkmo.
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Yeah, I already knew that one. I guess I should let other people have a go at it before I answer.


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May 10 2004 11:19PM
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mikee
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hahaha ok... that makes more sense. Shit thats so crazy I actually thought about it and I couldn't figure it out. Tomorow at school Im definitly gonna have to print off some riddlenut.com riddles and think about them all day so I can be as cool as darksider17!!!!!!!!!

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May 10 2004 11:20PM
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ilovehead
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In one room there is a man with a bullet in his head, a gun on a table, and 52 bicycles. How did he die?
May 10 2004 11:25PM
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mattster
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he shot himself ?
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May 11 2004 9:50AM
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jumpman
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^how would the gun get on the table?


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May 11 2004 1:03PM
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J.D.
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That's an old one, and noone is going to get it unless they're big gamblers or old enough to know what the bicycles are all about. I do know the answer though.

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May 11 2004 1:07PM
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Insomniac
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argh. It has something to do with.... I dont wanna say it, but i know what bicycles are, like what u mean by them, but i cant FIGURE IT OUT!
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May 11 2004 4:30PM
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Insomniac
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Thank you JD. You saved the day.
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May 11 2004 4:37PM
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nkmo.
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Someone shot him for cheating at cards. I dont know, something to do with cards though.


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May 11 2004 5:53PM
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strode
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did nobody notice that i nailed skiierman's on the head? booyah



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May 11 2004 6:36PM
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Insomniac
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Yeah Darksider got it, I knew about the cards but I was over thinking it.
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May 11 2004 7:37PM
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J.D.
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That was a while ago, strode. But good one.

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At no point in writing this post, or any other that I can recall, has it been my intention to in any way offend you. If, despite this, you have taken offense to what I've written owing to poor wording or any other mistake on my part, please accept my apology, as the fault lies entirely on my shoulders.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
May 11 2004 7:39PM
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ilovehead
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Yea, the man cheated playing cards (bicycle is the name of the cards, it's a brand) and he got shot
May 11 2004 11:50PM
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