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so whats the answer? quick!
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A man goes into a cell, this other man is hanging 12 feet in he air, he hung
himself from a cross beam in the center of the room, there is a puddle of
water underneath the man hanging. How did the man get that high to hang
himself?
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/\ i think your right.
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#7 is your shadow.
the question one i have heard a little differently as well. There are two brothers at the fork in the road. The brother who always tells the truth leads to heaven. The one who always lies leads the way to hell. What is one question you can ask to find out which is which.
For most of us this takes into account not asking questions like what color is the sky or something obvious. I was always told the question was Are you two brothers?
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Rockergrrl, Insomniac, jKsl, and CMUSkifreak are all right, the following have yet to be answered correctly.
Here are a few of mine:
1. A woman has 7 children, and half of them are boys. How is this possible?
5. One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, 'Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!' The man takes his word and cancells his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
6.What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
I'll post the answers later today if you guys don't get these ones.
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The answer to little_freerider's was a shoe (or a running shoe if you're big on being exact).
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i suck at these
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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?
These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
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...rocker_grrl i think that's right about the race horses. I would have NEVER figured that out. but what's the one Jd put up about lady having 7 kid, half were boys. ????i dont get that one.
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#1 on J.D.'s is that all of the children are boys. Dont know the others though.
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^ Yep, that's right. This is a great thread.
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Shit, just got #5 too. The night watchman was fired for sleeping on the job. BAM!
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^Yep. I'm getting suspicious... you're cheating somehow! :P
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No, The first one I already knew, the second just popped into my head. I have no idea what the other one is though.
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Alright, I'll add some. 5 new ones plus the one no one's figured out yet:
1. If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer's field, how many F's are in that?
2. Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as the night. What killed them?
3. A plane crashed and every single person on board the flight was killed, yet there were survivors of the crash. How?
4. A guy bet his neighbor $100 dollars that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost. Why did he lose the bet?
5. One of us falls, and never breaks.
One of us breaks, but never falls. What are we?
6.What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
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I've got a good one:
what is the next line in this sequence?
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
Le Dauphin hath spoken
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Your answer, sir.
1113213211
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Okay, lets see if any of these are right
1. None. There are no f's in 'that'
2. Not quite sure, but something to do with chess?
3. The survivors are animals, or someone jumped out?
4. Houses can't jump
5 and 6. I have know idea.
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^You're right about #1 and #4, but that other one has nothing to do with chess. It's another of my favourites.
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hmmm. Is #5 Waterfalls and Waves?
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No, but that's a damn good guess.
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Im definitely going to be late to lacrosse now, but I got the answer to #5 while I was on the shitter, it is Day and Night. (Daybreak and Nightfall)
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#2 is a good one. i already know it though
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AHA! I just got it. Bowling.
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JD May, your good it was a shoe... i still think the woman with the 7 kids, half are boys, the answer is a hermaphrodite... i have heard it before...
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^No, that would make no sense. The mother is? Yeah, that doesn't work. The answer was that all 7 are boys, so half of them, logically, would have to be boys also. And that other guy is cheating for sure now... Google much? Don't take the fun out of it, man.
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I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
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Dude, I promise you I'm not cheating. Who the fuck googles riddles to try to look cool on a forum. I've always been good at riddles, shit just pops into my head.
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I still have no idea what the blind, deaf, dumb one and the plane crash one are.
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Okay, once again you're going to accuse me of cheating, but what the fuck. The plane crash one: Whoever is married/dating didnt die, It only said single people. Im tellin you man, this shit just pops up in my head, ive been thinkin about that one for hours.
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I dont get number 1...there are no fs in that? Im confused
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Yeah, that's right... I'm still suspicious, you must be really damn good at this stuff. I mean I don't suck at riddles, but there's no way I could get that many.
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Hmmm, can you post some more JD, I missed them when they were fresh and they seem fun to try and figure out, I like yours alot too, but I cant figur eout the dumb, deaf and blind one for all I'm worth.
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Alright, noone's getting that one apparently, so the answer to #6 is a mirror. Mike, the first one was a diversionary riddle, nothing excep the last part really matters. There are no Fs in the word 'that', is the point. I'll look for more good ones, I have a book with about a thousand but a lot are logic problems and aren't so fun.
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In a haze
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I’ll be around
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Here I am
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Sorry, for being so suspicious. I am just very good at thinking outside of the box. The second I read one about the soldiers, I knew it had nothing to do with war. Clues in riddles shouldn't be taken literally, they should be taken symbolically. That why at first I thought it had to do with chess because the clues talked about black and white, and fallen soldiers. Chess peices can be seen that way. Think what you want, but I'm not cheating.
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haha right, thats cool the first one, thanks for taking the time to explain it. And I believe in you darksider17.
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Thank you, and keep the riddles coming. They have given me a lot to think about lately.
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1) Imagine John, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram. While taking a walk he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms. John weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms. John reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this?
2)When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?
3) A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?
4) An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
5) What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
6) No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?
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#2 is a bad excuse, I'm working on the others.
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#3 is bananas, I think. I remember someone telling me #4, but I can't remember the answer just now.
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J.D. #6 pretty sure the answer is Your mom... i've been thinking for hours and it just poped out, seriously, i'm not cheating
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still no one has answered mine, a man jumps up, and with nothing to grab onto he doesnt fall. what happend? really easy answer, dont think to hard about it.
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^He's in outer space?
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i am the closest tho right?
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nope
'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
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Is #5 the word 'wholesome'?
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he lands on his feet
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and #1 in 4D's: he carries one piece of gold at a time and makes three trips so he only weighs 79 kg each time
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#3 above is that the married people survived. It said every single person died, so the married people must have survived! am i right?!
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^Haha yeah, but someone beat you to it. All of mine were answered.
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In a haze
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I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
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Here I am
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oh ooops. i didnt read them.. i just tried to post one because that's like the first one i got on my own! hehe. i love this thread.
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