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girl friend for b-day?

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murphski
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my friend and i were tlaking about my b-day coming up. im turning the big 16 this year and he wants to get me something special. i jokingly suggested his gf for the night, but he didnt take it as a joke. he called her right then and there and asked her, and she was cool with it! would you guys go through with it?
May 3 2004 9:53PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
no its not worth it.. it might ruin your friendship and personally if i was your friends girlfriend i would be pissed off at my boyfriend for even thinking that
May 3 2004 9:55PM
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mikee
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I'd say no, bad shit coul dcome from that.

-Michael Lifshitz-
May 3 2004 9:56PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
dude,, go get a cup put some play doh in it an dlet yoru fried put his cock in it now you..



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May 3 2004 9:56PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
good call, except for the play-doh thing, what is wrong with you?
May 3 2004 9:58PM
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hoodratz47
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hey.. ok,, lets see. play doh .. is slaty, you can eat it, tastes like shit,, and it comes in many differnt coloers..



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May 3 2004 10:02PM
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^ you need your own stupid post hall of fame
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May 3 2004 10:04PM
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murphski
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oh ok
May 3 2004 10:04PM
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hoodratz47
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crystal is that making fun of me or lat... ?



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May 3 2004 10:07PM
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May 3 2004 10:07PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you... dumb... bastard....

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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
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May 3 2004 10:09PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
up yours



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May 3 2004 10:12PM
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freeskiing04
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haha
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May 3 2004 10:13PM
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davidh
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haha
May 3 2004 10:19PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i guess nobody can take a joke here... damn..



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May 3 2004 10:23PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
do it.

i doubt it will ruin your relationship with your friend

if something happens just call her a dumb hoochie and get drunk with your friend
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May 3 2004 10:44PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
do it. your a pussy.
what
May 4 2004 12:39AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
it's kinda sketchy, and a lot could go wrong. might be worth it though. what does she look like?

find em fast, kill em slow

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May 4 2004 6:46AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
yeah dude, its not worth the friendship, even if she was wicked hott, its not worth it. That and it would be weird.



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May 4 2004 8:26AM
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pales
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if she's into it it wouldn't be wierd. but if she's into it, maybe she isn't that tight with your friend....

find em fast, kill em slow

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May 4 2004 10:08AM
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KingShit
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Thats whack.

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May 4 2004 10:24AM
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Sinister
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that'd be a sweet gift....but is she hot?
It would be cool to have a friend who wouldn't give a shit about hookin up with his gf.
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May 4 2004 11:52AM
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IrishDrink87
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i think the bf is hella fucked up if he doesnt care what you do with his girlfriend. its not your decision. its up to the girl. that guy is fucking lucky if she even stays with him after getting asked that.


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May 4 2004 2:02PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
are you gay??? dude go through with it. and any trouble later you can blame on your dumb basterd friend. take full advantage of that shit.


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
May 4 2004 2:10PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
fuck her as hard as you possibly can. This is a very good oppertunity, adn holy shit dude, if she's ok with it, that's good. Bang her, hard, long, and fast. I would do it in a second. especially if she's hot.
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May 4 2004 2:24PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
yeah, since when is friendship more important than sex?

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May 4 2004 2:25PM
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dilla_says_go
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hahahahahaha
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May 4 2004 2:26PM
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you're 16, DO IT. who cares about your friendship, theres lots of people out there. He's probably a fag anyway.

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May 4 2004 2:30PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
your frind probaby hates you and is trying to give you the std's he and his nappy ass share.



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May 4 2004 3:18PM
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LittleDevil720
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i wouldnt do it..unless shes unbelieveably hott
May 4 2004 3:21PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
if you don't do it, you'll regret that shit when yur older trust me.



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May 4 2004 3:37PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yeah dude, this is a once of a lifetime thing. go for it!!!


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
May 4 2004 3:53PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
haha differnt colours i love that... yur friend has issues... or does he juss not really like his gf
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May 4 2004 3:58PM
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Bangor
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'is she hot?' is the question that needs to be answered.
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May 4 2004 4:45PM
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mattj
Posts: 225 - Karma: 19
^ agreed, although I am suspicious that the lack of an answer is an answer in itself. Probably just an average overweight small breasted zit faced blonde who wears way too little clothing considering what she is showing...


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May 4 2004 4:51PM
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codyody18
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
if you and your boy are close, not girl will ever come between you too. So if he offered it and she is cool, go for it.

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May 4 2004 4:54PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
do it


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May 4 2004 5:30PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
dont do it


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May 4 2004 5:31PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
/\ pussy. dont listen to the player haters. go for it.


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
May 4 2004 5:59PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
so to sum it up.


If girl = hot
you do it

if girl = not hot
don't do it

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May 4 2004 7:38PM
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hoodratz47
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yes. please take a picture for all of us



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May 4 2004 8:27PM
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*Fujative*
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hoodratz.. im going to try the rthing out with the playdoh.. sounds like fun

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May 4 2004 8:28PM
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lineskier10
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if shes smokin just do her and forget about it
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May 4 2004 8:43PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
ive got a week and half to go through with it. and yes she is extremely hot, i still dont know
May 4 2004 8:43PM
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sugarrushthrill
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bitches! PUSSY IS PUSSY go for it! Keep on rocking in the free world!


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May 4 2004 8:45PM
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mIxtress
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
aight...talk to this girl, if shes down with it she'll understand. but i'd ask her if she has a friend who'd be down with you. that way nobody in your weird little triangle of love gets hurt.
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May 4 2004 9:02PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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do it up, man.
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May 4 2004 9:15PM
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destroy
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we need a pic

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May 5 2004 2:28AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
or 2 or 3


nothing happened. we were on a vacation!

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 5 2004 10:13AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
dont fucken hesitate, just do it, if she wants to and he wants to then dont fuck around, fuck her, conquer every orifice so she can leave him and stay with you


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May 5 2004 10:17AM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
pee in her butt


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May 5 2004 12:41PM
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