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Zombie Apocalypse.

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robert77
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Brentizzle
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rock band guitar or couch or fold-able chair
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84891jnf92048
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piano.
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Well, i have a cell phone, or two xbox controllers. I'm screwed.
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Charlie_Kelly
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an autographed picture of Greg LeMond
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Dan.
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I'm jealous. wanna sell it?
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THATS_STREET
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my keys with a bottle opener/clip. decent weapon i guess. could have been worst.
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TinyTigers
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Meases_Pieces
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well i could go with a glass bottle, smashed it could possibly dispatch one zombie in close combat, i could also go with a saxophone, that would work as a blunt weapon but most likely couldnt stand up to multiple zombies.
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skeedle
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my best friend.
so glad we'll go down together.
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Killa_BeeKnees
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bottle of gatorade. drown one then what another with the bottle?
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Deezy
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A FUCKING PILLOW
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Deezy
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COME AT ME!
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-PonyThug-
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my dads gun safe  +ammo......dont know the combo tho
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Where-am-I
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old spice red zone
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-PonyThug-
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zombie apps will prob crash it ... sorry
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klayer_9
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First choice: katana
second choice: banjo
third choice: chainsaw
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Steezegull
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percisely my friend. zombies only eat brains to gain knowledge, like eating someone's heart to gain their courage.
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hokkanee
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playstation controller. Well i'd be dead
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soulskier
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so basically what youre saying is that you have big metal box thats too heavy to weild...maybe ou'll get lucky and before he goes full zombie he'll pass on the combo with his last mortal breath
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jeremy.g
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well kleenexs are pretty fucking useless in just about any zombie apocalypse scenario.
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CaptainKirk
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A door, siiiick.
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no_steeze
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yeah but they'll be useful in a couple minutes when you finish jacking off
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.Roockley.
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a vinyl cutter and a selection of brightly coloured vinyl, i could make them some stickers?
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Stan_Darsh
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my cat, charles... he's definitely got my back.
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kingskier
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i would afterbang and earthquake
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hellomynameisjef
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rack of arrows motherfuckers


lets do this
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SteezeOnStage
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A deer.....GIDDYUP
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sagesnow
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uuhhhhh my little sister.
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Uncle.Badness
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The sir
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icantskiiFILM
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spray cheese.
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steezbox
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A non cordless phone. And a computer speaker. I am screwed.
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TheWiseOne
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your icon. and a bookcase with at least 100 books. I think I could live for a few hours.
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Mr.Luke
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I replied to this thread a second time to see if I had better luck.

I have gone from a Glass cup, and some Abriva



To a Ginger Ale can.


Crap
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Bodhisattva
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A remote control...
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oreopancake.
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but besides that, a picture of my grandpa, a lamp, two pillows, a coffee mug and macleans magazine with a donut on it.

zombies are getting straight fucked up.

I make them think the picture is a real person, and while they're distracted I dip the lamp in the coffee mug, electrocute them all, then sit down and read a little.
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the.cheat
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powerade, filing cabinet, lamp and a gallon box of goldfish. il somehow build a gun or something with it
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soulskier
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that seems like something a serial killer would do
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Owl
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a desk
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cheddafries
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a contact case!!!!! FUCK IM DEAD!!
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HPskier
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a ti-84 calculator and calc 1050 homework... im fucked
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XtRemE11
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honestly i have a pistol 2 rifles and a shotgun to my left. i was just cleaning out all my guns today. along with a pillow a remote control and a cupcake. so im good to go.
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omnomnom
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a heavy ass alienware computer tower. fml.
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neutralzombie
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i have a cat...or a blanket...
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Pee_and_Ski
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my keys camp stove, two canisters of butane, a pan and about 10 #9s are right to my left
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Shreddysaurus
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A ukulele....im fucked.
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BrewskiJr
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Scissors and an empty gatorade bottle.

I think ill do fine
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Cow_Jibber
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an electric razor, shit's going down!
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robert77
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If there was a zombie invasion, I would run to the nearest princess auto
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Gstrong
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a racing ski with really sharp edges
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Cow_Jibber
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posted in this yesterday, but looked to my left tonight and it's a hammer, soooo much better than an electric razor
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