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davidh
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matt walker (littlefreerider) and i have been having an ongoing discussion about this, so I thought I'd get some opinions.
Who would you rather bone, lindsay lohan, ONE of the olson twins, or amanda bynes. For me, it's definatly between linday and amanda. Prolly amanda. How proud of yourself would you be if you stuck any of those girls? wow, I would be very proud. very, very proud.
May 3 2004 3:39PM
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mikee
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amanda is fucking nasty soooooo thin and nasty.

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May 3 2004 3:40PM
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k2yeags
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lohan and both the olsins at the same time



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May 3 2004 3:42PM
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Melvs
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May 3 2004 3:42PM
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davidh
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i like thin. not skinny, thin. I dont like too much meat on the bones, but there has to be some.
May 3 2004 3:42PM
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Vtsnowski
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lindsay has some big tities, so thats a plus on her side, but the twins are so fucking hot, i would do one of the twins



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May 3 2004 3:53PM
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Jackpot
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some people are idiots, saying 'no i'd take em all' you obviously missed the concept of the question. I would take lindsay


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May 3 2004 3:56PM
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K_2
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Lindsay all the way!


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May 3 2004 4:17PM
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KingShit
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Show me three pics and I will tell you.

Motherfuckers...
May 3 2004 4:20PM
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Fro-deo
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HILARY DUFF, thats an easy one.



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May 3 2004 4:26PM
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cj
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mary kate


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May 3 2004 4:26PM
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jtski
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im all about the DUFF also. I'd rawdogg em all though



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May 3 2004 5:08PM
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EastCoastPride
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Ashley.


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May 3 2004 5:10PM
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IrishDrink87
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amanda is WAY too paper thin. i could floss my ass with her. id hella be a les for lindsay though. i think its funny that im always the only girl to respond to these...


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May 3 2004 5:10PM
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waterville_NH
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is lindzey the one with red hair who used to be nasty? if so, i would love to bone her





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May 3 2004 5:28PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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lohan... in a month or so.
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May 3 2004 5:32PM
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LittleDevil720
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Lindsay lohan, id love to do an olson twin though.
May 3 2004 5:32PM
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hoodratz47
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lil romeo!



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May 3 2004 5:36PM
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LittleDevil720
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^ha its funny how all this new rappers or kid rappers are comign out they all got liek lil romeo or somehting..haha i think its funny
May 3 2004 5:46PM
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@k
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pics then decide






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May 3 2004 5:48PM
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homestead
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id take ashley olsen


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May 3 2004 5:49PM
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the_friesz
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Def Lindasy Lohan, no questions in my mind...
May 3 2004 5:53PM
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davidh
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img src=http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/b/bynes/lg3a.jpg
img src=http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/d/duff/lg1.jpg
img src=http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/o/olsens2/lg1.jpg
May 3 2004 6:04PM
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davidh
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wait, how do I do html?
May 3 2004 6:05PM
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davidh
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May 3 2004 6:06PM
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davidh
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oh ya
May 3 2004 6:07PM
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sim
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Hillarys Muff!


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May 3 2004 6:07PM
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davidh
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May 3 2004 6:12PM
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davidh
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definatly lindsay lohan
May 3 2004 6:12PM
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razzy53717
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definatly Lindsy Lohan (the olson twin on the right of the pic above looks ass ugly but the one on the left looks hot)
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May 3 2004 6:17PM
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lineskier10
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id say ashley
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May 3 2004 6:25PM
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wazzucrewskier
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i was fliping the channels and came across made with those twins that wanted to be acters. holy shit the one was insanely hot check it out if you havent seen it

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May 3 2004 6:54PM
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ztragnoB
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^^i saw that too. i wouldnt touch amanda with a 10 foot pole, shes so nasty.
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May 3 2004 7:06PM
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hoodratz47
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mary kate is going out with a guy who graduated from my school..



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May 3 2004 7:12PM
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lj5
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^^^haha i saw that like 30 minutes ago when i was this girl lisa's house lol. i'd def bone the very blond one




May 3 2004 7:33PM
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bobdole
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amanda bynes isnt super skinny. she's hot

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May 3 2004 7:33PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Lindsay...definantly =)



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May 3 2004 7:35PM
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Lateralis
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the olsen twins............but when they were on full house


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May 3 2004 8:15PM
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freeskiing04
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lindsay from the last pic for sure
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May 3 2004 8:23PM
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4real
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my cousin's frat brother just ended a 3 year relationship with mary kate olson
not a good plan, but i guess he's set finatialy anyway
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we got fat skis, and we got phat steeze
May 3 2004 8:24PM
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AttitashSkier
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yea amandas hot
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May 3 2004 8:25PM
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Lateralis
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what about raven guys?? id fucken hit that shit from behind


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May 3 2004 8:25PM
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Lateralis
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'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 3 2004 8:39PM
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rugbydave
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If I had to go to jail cause of one of those chicks, it'd be H Duff..

but Britney's still the best


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May 3 2004 9:06PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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whichever of the twins went blond.





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May 3 2004 9:16PM
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tahoeskier.
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lindsay
May 3 2004 10:30PM
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T.L.
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if u wanted to bang amanda anyone that knows what thier doin would break her in half, plus she has no ass. WHY????????? why would u want a girl with no ass

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May 3 2004 10:56PM
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Freestyla_01
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Amanda Bynes has bad posture, so I'd give it to Lindsay Lohan.
May 3 2004 11:20PM
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durninb86
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lohan in the butt then the olson twins blow me


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May 4 2004 8:24AM
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ScratchCobra66
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yeah i still go with Lohan....



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'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'
May 4 2004 8:25AM
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snotuberwoo
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I'd Like Amanda first then have the Olsen Twins later on... ;) Make like an all night party out of it!
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May 4 2004 9:47AM
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