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I.B
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NS i need help. I'm a total noob to dances and well don't like them very much. But i asked this girl that i really really like. She said yes. But i just need to know like should i get her anything?, should we match? I mean i need everything. what to tell her and all that.
Sep 16 2010 2:43AM
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Testicles
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I don't know exactly what dance you speak of, so I'll assume highschool. Don't get the bitch anything, and if you match you will be forever gay. Grind your penis on her vagina and ass and try not to get a boner.
Sep 16 2010 2:45AM
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GayWolf420
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gotta rock this hair cut


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with this tux
Sep 16 2010 2:47AM
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I.B
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Yes I mean highschool. And well sorry bro...but i need some help.
Sep 16 2010 2:47AM
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Arabian.
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Wow. Homecoming is liek, the biggest thing to ever happen in a man's life.


Just down a handle of Jack and you'll dance on your own. You'll look cool for drinking, too. But no sex, cuz whiskey dick don't work.
Sep 16 2010 2:49AM
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I.B
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Bahahahah.
Sep 16 2010 2:51AM
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Testicles
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I was being pretty serious. I'm not sure if it's a possibility but drinking always makes dances better. If you really, really like the girl then just be yourself and smile a lot, show her you're happy being with her. Also, don't get jealous(or at least don't show it) when she dances with other guys; it will happen. I don't know if this lady really likes you too but if she's going to a dance with you there's gotta be something, probably. Tell her she looks nice, all that cool stuff. If it's a slow song, don't be that guy that looks like a fucking boner. Look her in the eyes and talk to her. Good luck dude
Sep 16 2010 2:53AM
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Testicles
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Also, check out the Ladies men cult
Sep 16 2010 2:54AM
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GayWolf420
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pack the condoms too.
Sep 16 2010 2:55AM
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Testicles
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knocking girls up is always funner, and makes for a great story when you get older
Sep 16 2010 2:57AM
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GayWolf420
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I guess so, Fuck it. Just raw dog that shit.
Sep 16 2010 3:00AM
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