check out this listing and tell me it doesn't look exactly like crowbars
http://cgi.ebay.com/SKI-SNOW-GOGGLES-SPORTS-SUNGLASSES-6pp004-Red-orange-/270533326612?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3efd0af714
i like the part where it says "Item location: Seoul, Korea, South", and also the handy clip on the side
pretty sure they're smaller than cbars, but i'm tempted to eat $40 to see what they're like