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Greatest Quotes of All-Time

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Bodhisattva
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What are some of the greatest quotes of all time?

One of my favorites and the only one I can think of as I'm posting this was said at the beginning of Ferris Bueller.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Now, It's your turn.
Sep 15 2010 11:50PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
"Your mom?"
Sep 15 2010 11:52PM
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Piste.Off
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america is all about hot nasty bad ass speed-fdr


Sep 15 2010 11:53PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
"cocks and balls"
Sep 15 2010 11:54PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump
Sep 15 2010 11:54PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
OP's mom last night: Wow, you're great in bed.

Me: I know.
Sep 15 2010 11:55PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
I can't remember the quote word for word but it is along the lines of

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it"
- Ghandi
Sep 16 2010 12:10AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
not quite as good as this one but...

All that ever was, always will be, somehow never again.
Sep 16 2010 12:13AM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has upset many many people and is widely considered a bad move."

"Dont take life seriously. No one makes it out alive."

"That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left"

"Never go full retard..."


Sep 16 2010 12:16AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"

"There are some things even the wisest of men wish to remain ignorant"
Sep 16 2010 12:16AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Sep 16 2010 12:20AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Logic will get to from point A to point B, Imagination will take you everywhere.

-Albert Einstein
Sep 16 2010 12:22AM
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MicroMix
Posts: 297 - Karma: 48
" This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "
Sep 16 2010 12:22AM
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ace_
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if you want peace, prepare for war
Sep 16 2010 12:23AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
"An early morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. I'm high as fuck. Holy shit, look, there's a fucking fish!"
Sep 16 2010 12:26AM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
Threads!
Sep 16 2010 12:31AM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
forgot some

"You hear that Mr Anderson? That is the sound of.. inevitability. That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson"

"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

"You have to consider the possibility that god does not like you"
    Sep 16 2010 12:32AM
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    skithesprings
    Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
    -Henry David Thoreau


    Sep 16 2010 12:34AM
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    freestyler540
    Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
    "pain is the weakness coming out of you" -some general I cant remember the name

    "plan for the future, live for the present and remember the past" -me


    Sep 16 2010 12:42AM
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    TinyTigers
    Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
    "You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky
    Sep 16 2010 12:45AM
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    ESAND
    Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
    veni vidi vici
    Sep 16 2010 1:14AM
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    Dinosaur
    Posts: 81 - Karma: 15
    "Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
    Sep 16 2010 1:16AM
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    lloyd_christmas
    Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
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    i think you mean seize the karp.
    Sep 16 2010 1:20AM
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    Bodhisattva
    Posts: 878 - Karma: 138
    No giggles
    Sep 16 2010 1:22AM
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    Holte
    Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
    "Early to rise and early to bed makes a man wealthy but socially dead."
    -Ben Franklin
    Sep 16 2010 1:26AM
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    Skiingslikewhoa
    Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
    give`r
    Sep 16 2010 1:27AM
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    Bhblaine
    Posts: 725 - Karma: 100
    firstpage threads
    Sep 16 2010 1:29AM
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    MacNsteaze
    Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
    "two in the pink, one in the stink, sack up and do it cause its not as bad as you think"
    Sep 16 2010 1:33AM
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    jblaski
    Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
    To place your lives in the hands of danger once in a while, breeds a saneness in dealing with lifes day to day trivilaities. -Oscar Wilde

    Dying is an inherent risk of living. It's best for everyone to come to terms with that before strapping in-or crossing the street.-Kurt Hoy

    Fun is a lifestyle.
    -Craig Moore

    Turn up the snowboarding and turn down the bullshit. Sleep when you're dead. You're going riding tomorrow. And it's going to be good.
    -Colin Whyte

    “The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.”
    --Vince Lombardi

    Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.
    --Henry Ford

    If we did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves." ~Thomas Edison



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    Kangbang
    Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
    pee in her butt.


    I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
    Michael Jordan
    Sep 16 2010 1:34AM
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    -Mugatu
    Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
    -If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

    -The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.-X

    -every passing minute is a chance to turn it around

    -Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery- X

    -Theres two kinds of people in this world when you boil it down, you got your talkers, and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, but when alls said and done, its the doers that change this world, and when they do that, they change us. And thats why we never forget them
    Sep 16 2010 1:34AM
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    Static
    Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
    Cmon' you fuckin' piece of shit!
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    Sep 16 2010 1:39AM
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    onlyskisline
    Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
    "As it stands Plan B is to just keep on Given'r"
    Sep 16 2010 1:49AM
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    Shaky_Jake
    Posts: 252 - Karma: 14
    "It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free" - Valerie from V for Vendetta
    Sep 16 2010 1:56AM
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    ESAND
    Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
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    Sep 16 2010 2:00AM
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    Gnarshred
    Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
    "Martyrs, cher ami, must choose between being forgotten, mocked, or made use of. As for being understoon - never!"
    ~Albert Camus, from the fall

    "I have never been really able to believe that human affairs were serious matters. I had no idea where the serious might lie, except that it was not all this I saw around me, which seemed to me an amusing game, or tiresome."
    ~Albert Camus, from The Fall

    "God is not needed to create guilt or to punish. Our fellow men suffice, aided by ourselves."

    "Don't wait for the Last Judgement. It takes place every day."
    ~Albert Camus, from The Fall

    I love Albert Camus, he's my fav author.
    Sep 16 2010 2:05AM
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    el_chupacabra
    Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...then it's a new game...FIND THE EYE!
    Sep 16 2010 2:07AM
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    Rockhound
    Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
    you win sir.

    "all the dude ever wanted was his rug back"
    Sep 16 2010 2:12AM
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    oreopancake.
    Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
    "But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder." -Homer Simpson

    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen

    "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
    -Bob Dylan
    Sep 16 2010 2:18AM
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    Rockhound
    Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
    Losers always whine about their best, einners go home and fuck the prom-queen
    -Sean Connery in the rock
    Sep 16 2010 2:25AM
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    paige.
    Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
    Some gems from Kurt Vonnegut...I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

    If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

    We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down

    And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is

    The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is
    Sep 16 2010 2:46AM
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    PowSkierCO
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    Worry does not take the pain out of tomorrow; it merely takes the joy out of today
    If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
    Our scars teach us how Not to treat others.
    You don't always get answers for what happens - because sometimes the answers were not for you, they were lessons for someone else...

    This is America, we speak English. Learn it.

    some people see the glass half full and some see it half empty.I'm just wondering who drank my drink!

    When life throws you a curve ball, Throw a Hand-grenade back at it and teach it a lesson.

    Sep 16 2010 3:01AM
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    Alex_G
    Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
    best post i've seen in a long time.

    "no regrets thats my motto...that and everybody wang chung tonight"
    Sep 16 2010 3:25AM
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    Rachy
    Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
    "Only in the mental hospital can schizophrenia achieve its full flowering."
    Sep 16 2010 3:46AM
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    maximiliaan
    Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
    heyeyeyeeeeey...


    smoke weed every day

    -dr dre
    Sep 16 2010 5:11AM
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    [evan]
    Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
    lololololol
    Dec 18 2010 10:43PM
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    Anathema
    Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

    my sig. love it. this dude was the king of epic quotes

    Dec 18 2010 10:46PM
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    Arabian.
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    Dec 18 2010 10:47PM
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    Arabian.
    Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55

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    Dec 18 2010 10:48PM
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    Hansel.
    Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
    "Do or do not, there is no try"-Yoda
    Dec 18 2010 10:48PM
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    Arabian.
    Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
    lol this is fun.
    Dec 18 2010 10:49PM
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    All times are Eastern (-5)