Replying to Do you sit or stand to wipe??

During a drunken conversation which rather impressively ended up at how you wiped your ass. It came to our attention that there is more than one way to do it. Shocking as this may be theres about a 50-50 split with people either standing or just leaning forward. (when i say standing i dont mean standing straight but hovering about 6 - 8 inches above the bowl)
I now bring it to the people of NS to decide the real numbers of those who sit or stand.

Personally i stand.