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NINE ONE ONE!!!!!!!

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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
I'm in the bathroom. On NS of course. Just finished shitting. Was messy. No TP.


Help?!?
Sep 15 2010 12:07AM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
shower?
Sep 15 2010 12:08AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37885 - Karma: 126,842
use your hand
Sep 15 2010 12:09AM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
use your tongue
Sep 15 2010 12:09AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Use your sister's towel
Sep 15 2010 12:09AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
use your hands and or tongue god damnit
Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
Hope you're not wearing flip flops...
Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
congratulations!!
Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
Blast it with piss
Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Just tried. No workey.


Sep 15 2010 12:16AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
you gotta sacrifice a sock. there is no other option. lefty's gotta take one for the team.
Sep 15 2010 12:19AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
first legit response, why didn't i think of this
Sep 15 2010 12:20AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
go get toilet paper?

i just walk out naked and get tp (i take shits naked because i don't want to shit on the back of my shirt by accident)
Sep 15 2010 12:22AM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
cup it and run to the shower...or use your sock, if no socks use your underwear.
Sep 15 2010 12:23AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Well. Disaster solved. I sacrificed the handle end of one of my roommates disposable razors. Using this I managed to knock off what was preventing me from using most of your other suggestions. I did my with that (Ewww messy) then hopped over to the bidet and powerwashed that motherfucker. Thanks for all the suggestions. Im kinda wishing I thought of the sock one before.
Sep 15 2010 1:02AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365

you really worry about this?

hahaha thanks for making me laugh!

Sep 15 2010 1:07AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
hand or sock
Sep 15 2010 6:47AM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
can you please elaborate. it sounds like you shoved your friends razor up your shit clogged butt. i hope not
Sep 15 2010 7:01AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
no but i hike my shirt up my back and hold the front so i don't shit on it. it would suck so bad to squeeze one out and wonder why it never dropped in the toilet and then feel some tension on your shirt and realize you now have a log resting in a fold of your shirt

or even just nicking the back of a white t-shirt with a big piece of poo
Sep 15 2010 12:06PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
taking a shit can be a problem when you got all yo tall tees on yo.
Sep 15 2010 2:35PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
facking hell i really am afraid of that to!
Sep 15 2010 2:42PM
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bk47
Posts: 102 - Karma: 16
make a cutoff
Sep 15 2010 4:27PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i don't wear tall tees and it's still an issue. if i was a gay wigger and wore tall tees it would be an even larger issue
Sep 15 2010 4:30PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
That's why I always take my shirt(s) off....Seriously, it's the best feeling ever.
Sep 15 2010 4:30PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
You had a fucking bidet this whole time and you still had to ask this question?
Sep 15 2010 4:34PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
dude wtf. you had a bidet and you needed to ask this? just shake your ass around until the last pieces drop off and then crank up the bidet
Sep 15 2010 5:06PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
if this is your permanent residence, there is 0 shame in walking out of the room to get more tp with your pants down. if there is no tp anywhere in the house, you would be fucked. unless you had a bidet. cool beans.
Sep 15 2010 5:14PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Sorry to let you know.
Sep 15 2010 5:14PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i shit without pants either so i don't shit in them.

there's the dumbest thing you've ever heard
Sep 15 2010 7:32PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
From where? I can't walk to the store without clothes on.
Sep 15 2010 9:22PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
you're still in there?!?!?!??? howwwwwwww
Sep 15 2010 9:32PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
IT HAS BEEN OVER 9 HOURS...YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE
Sep 15 2010 10:54PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
I'm pretty sure it's been 33 hours!! Someone bring that amba lamps
Sep 15 2010 10:55PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
sorry i'm retardeded
Sep 15 2010 10:56PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
I GOT BANNED LAST WEEK FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS! accept I had to pee (wich i ended up doing)
Sep 15 2010 10:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh
Sep 15 2010 10:59PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 528
hahahahahahahhahaha omg i havent lold this hard at a thread in so long
Sep 15 2010 11:06PM
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