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Showering Procedure?

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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Anyone have them?

I always shampoo first
then wash my torso
then my left pit
then left arm
left leg/foot
right leg/foot
left pit
left arm
and the genitalia every other Friday.
Sep 14 2010 11:22PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
noone has problems with funny double posts, lol
Sep 15 2010 8:08AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
get in shower.

scrub top to bottom. (why would you wash your face after you scrub your balls?)

shave head, face, chest, manscape.

rinse.

rub one out if my gf didn't stay the night (resulting no morning secks). aim for the drain...it's like target practice.

rinse again.

dry off.


Sep 15 2010 9:14AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
this.

clearly there are only a few men on this website that grow enough hair that shaving after a shower is a necessity..

invest in a fogless mirror to stick in your shower...that way you can shower and shave at the same time with hot enough hot water on your face that you never have to worry about razor burn...its the best purchase i've ever made
Sep 15 2010 9:29AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
so you put a mirror in your shower so you can shave while you take a shower?


inb4 X to the Z
Sep 15 2010 9:46AM
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Been.stick
Posts: 436 - Karma: 491
walk into disgusting dorm bathroom
turn on shower, cold, very cold
wash stomach, then face
arms
be freezing cold
get out
awake for the day
Sep 15 2010 9:51AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Never ually wear make up, usually rock talk tees or work shirts Not taking showers everyday os better for your h air and skin and environment
Sep 15 2010 9:52AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
brush teeth twice in shower
Sep 15 2010 1:12PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
hahah

oh and pro tip...put some rain-x on the mirror and you never have to worry about wiping it off
Sep 16 2010 8:44AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
yes. i love you
Sep 16 2010 8:50AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
How can you guys turn the shower up real hot at the end? That is the worst because you are freezing when you get out. You gotta finish off with like a minute of freezing cold water. That way you are warm when you get out of the shower.
Sep 16 2010 9:01AM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
homo
Sep 16 2010 10:38AM
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ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
I shower just like any other normal person...

Except sometimes I take a poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with my toes.
Sep 16 2010 10:54AM
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Arabian.
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Sep 16 2010 10:58AM
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SpiritualPlum
Posts: 129 - Karma: 14

get nekkid (clothes in a heap on the floor)

Wash hair (conditioner if I'm going anywhere nice/with a girl)

Arms, chest, legs, and last but not least mah scrotular region (extra carefully. Ever get soap in your dick and it burns to piss? yea...)

Leave wet mat and towel in a pile.

brush teef/wash face.

Get dressed.

???????

Profit!!

Sep 16 2010 11:49AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
why are you asking us?

Sep 16 2010 11:52AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
+k, im eating popcorn and i laughed so hard it all flew out of the bowl for some reason.. anyway for me,
water on
nekkid
get in shower
sit there for 10 mins and wake up (skip if before school)
wash hair/face
wash body
sit there again for a while
get out
be cold
Sep 16 2010 4:22PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
lol have to laugh at that
Sep 16 2010 5:03PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
I like to switch it up

no specific order
Sep 16 2010 5:19PM
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dougwilson
Posts: 62 - Karma: 11
turn the water on to let it get warm
shit
get in
wash face
wash torso
left leg
right leg
left arm
right arm
rinse
shampoo
then just chill for a while and reflect on all my life experiences

Sep 16 2010 5:20PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
i cant start my day without a shower'

is dat bad
Sep 16 2010 5:31PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
i do it differently everytime.
Sep 16 2010 5:41PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
smell shorts.
they don't smell like decomposing flesh.
i put them back on.
deodorant.
clothes.
walk out door.
save water.
Sep 16 2010 5:41PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,862
i go in upside down. get erection. jizz on countertop. get back in. poo in shower. then finish my bath
Sep 16 2010 5:43PM
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
so you wash your left pit and left arm twice, but not your right side? thats a weird idea.
Sep 16 2010 5:46PM
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