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Showering Procedure?

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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Anyone have them?

I always shampoo first
then wash my torso
then my left pit
then left arm
left leg/foot
right leg/foot
left pit
left arm
and the genitalia every other Friday.
Sep 14 2010 11:22PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
wet my hair, pat it down, deodorant, mouth wash
Sep 14 2010 11:22PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
get naky, soap, dry, clothes, repeat.
Sep 14 2010 11:24PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Take a shit, Torso, left pit, right pit, left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg, neck and shoulders, then feet (bc i forget when im washing legs haha) the genitalia every time?
Sep 14 2010 11:25PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
what's a shower?
Sep 14 2010 11:25PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
turn water on
achieve erection
lather hair
empty bowels
wash armpits
urinate
do 5 jumping jacks
achieve erection
shut water off
brush teeth
rinse


Sep 14 2010 11:26PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
1. Turn water on and adjust
2. Strip
3. Hop in
4. Brush teeth (if in hurry)
5. Shave if needed
6. Hair
7. Body
8. Towel dry
9. Clothes
Sep 14 2010 11:28PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Before school: Turn on shower, take a piss, strip nakey, enter shower, get wet (oh yeah), shampoo, wash torso, arms/pits, legs, genitals for 5-10 minutes. Rinse, dry, put on my good vestments and pope hat.

When i'm not in a rush: Turn shower on, take a shit because the sound of water soothes me and helps my bowel movement release free of stress, same shower procedure but slowed down a bit, with the occasional jerk.
Sep 14 2010 11:29PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
torso, pits, bawls, other areas of my body that require cleaning in no particular order, then hair.
Sep 14 2010 11:29PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
why don't you wash your right arm?
Sep 14 2010 11:29PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
cock, then balls
Sep 14 2010 11:31PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
you wash your right arm?? thats gross..
Sep 14 2010 11:32PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i usually clean myself then dry off, i don't see what the big deal is
Sep 14 2010 11:33PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
wet hair.
wash face.
wash left arm, right arm, chest, back, left leg, right leg. dick + balls then ass.
Sep 14 2010 11:33PM
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cSPROULL
Posts: 91 - Karma: 89

Pee

poo

bodywash

shampoo

dry

paste

pit stick

clothes

do werk

Sep 14 2010 11:37PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Am I the only one who washes his hands mid-shower...? Cause I mean, if you think about it, after washing yo ass, touching your face with the same hands sounds kinda nasty...
Sep 14 2010 11:38PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
I take pride in keeping a very clean asshole
Sep 14 2010 11:40PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
thats why you wash your face first and your hands last
Sep 14 2010 11:41PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
ass last***
Sep 14 2010 11:41PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311

turn on, let run for a little to warm up, jump in, adjust, wash face, soap, rarely wash shins/beloww, rinse, shampoo, rinse.

Sep 14 2010 11:42PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
I hate using the same towel for two showers. I feel like i'm always drying off my face with the part i used to dry my nuts and anoos.
Sep 14 2010 11:43PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Oh wait... that's actually a good idea. I always wash balls/ass first for some reason...
Sep 14 2010 11:43PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
alright, lets be honest here, who all pees in the shower, i know i do
Sep 14 2010 11:58PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
wash mah hair
then my body
then i shave
then i wash my balls
Sep 15 2010 12:01AM
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
My routine is the "triple S"

-Shit
-Shave
-Shower
Sep 15 2010 12:02AM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Yeah.

Get in, adjust water temperature, start shower, piss (no hands), hair, then body wash.
Sep 15 2010 12:03AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
1. Wake up
2. Eat
3. Dress
4. Go to school
5. ??????
6. Profit.
Sep 15 2010 12:05AM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
eww?
Sep 15 2010 12:09AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
people think its weird that i do but im like hater fuck you
Sep 15 2010 12:11AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
This,
NECESSARY
Sep 15 2010 12:11AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
like someone's watching
Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34

One of my favorite activites.

Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
not 15, and not in any particular order, but the shave is either before or after the shower, get good cream and a nice razor?
Sep 15 2010 12:12AM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
remove clothes
turn on water and adjust
turn on shower head
shave my legs
wash my hair
condition my hair
wash my chest and tummy
wash my shoulders and back
wash everything else and do a final rinse
Sep 15 2010 12:16AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
walk in the bathroom
close the door
turn on the fan
get butt nekked
get in the tub
turn on shower/adjust heat
wet hair
shampoo
soap left arm, stomach, right arm, pits, balls, left foot, right foot, legs
piss
wash off soap
get out
dry off
put on deodorant
put on clothes
go out the door.

GOT IT?!!

Sep 15 2010 12:17AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Turn on shower
get nekkid
get in shower
shampoo
conditioner (i have 3 minute conditioner. leaves hair silky smooth)
wash boddeh
exfoliant on places that need it
rinse
Wash out conditioner
Shave if I need it
Turn shower up to inhuman levels of heat
Wait a few minutes while i warm up
turn off shower, dry,
wash face
contacts
rinse face
brush teeth
take tetracycline
apply roll on clindamycin for skin evening
Face moisturizer
Pants, deodorant, shirt, shoes backpack, out door.


I take about 45 minutes total in the morning to get ready.
Sep 15 2010 12:26AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
first and always first, i gotta get naked. Then i turn the faucet on and turn it to hot so it warms up quick, then i center it so its at perfect showering temp. Then i get my hair wet, lather some shampoo on it then conditioner. Then lather my body up with some old spice body wash. Wash my torso, left pit, then right pit and balls to top it off.
Sep 15 2010 12:50AM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
get in shower

soap first
soap hands first and get ready to soap body
right arm
right pit
left arm
left pit
chest
genitals
right leg
right foot
left leg
left foot

rinse

shampoo

rinse

wash face

rinse

get out of shower
Sep 15 2010 12:56AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
seriously?
mine is like sleep in tall tee
wake up decide to brush teeth
look in mirror for 30 seconds
prob don't need a shower
pants pants where are my pants
this smells okay
bye
takes like 15 minutes
Sep 15 2010 12:56AM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
15 minutes to not shower and find pants?

must have invisible pants
Sep 15 2010 12:58AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your
boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush
to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut
so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you
must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to
get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you
lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with
Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African
Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any
exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half
getting dressed.

How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along
the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to
see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch
your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use
one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the
floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you
checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah,
baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
Sep 15 2010 12:59AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
put towel on rack
turn on shower
get naked
get in shower
pits, shoulders and arms
chest to genitalia
ass and legs
feet
shampoo
zone out
turn off water slowly so cold water wakes me up a bit
dry off
shave if necessary
walk back to room in my towel
Sep 15 2010 1:00AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
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Sep 15 2010 1:00AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
I'm calling bullshit. When do you do your makeup? Never had acne? No shower? No clothing coordination? Wash hair? Body, at least?
Sep 15 2010 1:01AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
OH my god... you are worse then my sister. whats wrong with you. 10 mins MAX bro. you can go over if ur getting married or something but 45 mins. god.
Sep 15 2010 1:07AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2

Hmmmmm.....

First I take a shit whilst reading a ski magazine

Then, hop in the shower, start with shampoo.  Then body wash usally, Old spice.  Stand in there for a bit feeling relaxed and recharged.  Jump out, dry off.  Yep thats about it

Sep 15 2010 3:31AM
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bcsstore
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10

get naked, turn on shower, look at self in mirror while flexing, get in shower, wash stomach, chest, pits, arms, legs. Shampoo hair, jerk it if there's time, shake my head like a dog so my hair will dry faster, proactiv, get dressed.

Sep 15 2010 3:44AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
congrats OP for this penis-fest.
Sep 15 2010 7:50AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
I loooove girls like this. My ex was like that haha. Didnt give a fuck about her hair and used to get a lot of shit about it, she wears trackies for 5 days straight, love that shit.
Sep 15 2010 7:58AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
mmm say it again....(maturity at it's highest)


why don't more people brush their teeth in the shower?!
Sep 15 2010 8:02AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
why don't you date men then?

sorry dubpost.
Sep 15 2010 8:03AM
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