Replying to Orem's Institute of Higher Jibbing

Hello,

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Do you desire more out of life?

Have you ever been told to, "Turn down the suck!"?

Then we have the answer for you!  Come check out Orem's Institute of Higher Jibbing and see how your life can change today.  Complete with a roller drop-in for consistent speed every time, a 14 foot flat box, 16 foot shotgun rail, and a dub-kink urban on the way, we're guaranteed to have what you need to fill your bag of tricks like Santa on Christmas Eve. 

For the low price of $5 per session, or $25 for an unlimited pass until December 31st, you can make your wildest dreams come true. 

Hours of operation are Monday, Wednesday, & Saturday 9 am - 1 pm.  (Except this Saturday the 18th.)

Please PM me BEFORE you show up, or with any questions.