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Vtsnowski
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last night i went out to a party in the middle of the woods. It was going pretty good. i was trashed. then some one yelled cops. we all ran in the woods. people got lost. but the cops didnt pick up any one. they just told the people they got to go home.



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May 2 2004 12:49PM
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hoodratz47
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damn.. i was at house and the cops came and me an my freind jsut started runing and i got tripped bya cop and fell into a blackberry bush,, i got away beacue my freind was on shrroms and was screaming :'GET THE DRAGON OFF OF ME< AHHHHHH' yeah. it sucked. at least you did not get an M.I.P.


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May 2 2004 12:55PM
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hahahha^


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May 2 2004 1:49PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha get the dragon off me, thats funny shit
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May 2 2004 2:57PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha that is hilarious bout the 'get the draguns off me..hahah damn
May 2 2004 2:58PM
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k2yeags
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party in the woods? never been to one of those



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

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May 2 2004 3:30PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah thats why i dont touch shrooms.. its like tossing a cow salad.. they grow in the manure taht we use in our garden so i bag them and sell tehm to kids at teh skool. tahts how i got my new skis.


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May 2 2004 3:38PM
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Freestylindude
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hahahahahaha. i party in the woods all the time. then again, I live in Maine
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May 2 2004 3:40PM
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skicraze123
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haha thats hilariosus people on shrooms are so fun to watch.....

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May 2 2004 4:14PM
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rightcoastskier
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i want to go to a party in the woods... that sounds awsome



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May 2 2004 4:26PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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was it a party in the woods or was it a bonfire





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May 2 2004 4:28PM
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skiierman
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hehehe, my drunk 40 yearold neighbor tried to smoke cat weed. turns out it smells just like weed when burned, he said 'holy crap! this smells like weed! im gonna sell this to the boneheads up at the highschool!' those are his exact words.


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May 2 2004 4:34PM
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hoodratz47
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im gonna go smoke mittens stash right now!!


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May 2 2004 5:07PM
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some kid at a bus stop last week kept asking me for zome of the pretzels i was eating and saying he was on e
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May 2 2004 7:03PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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partying in the woods is where it's at. drive on crazy logging trails until you find a meadow or a sand pit or usually just a field, that's how people party in the northeast- it's a way of life.





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May 2 2004 7:08PM
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west
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Yah its sweet on a nice spring day when it's like 65 degrees all dayy and night. You can just get wrecked in nature and sleep and be comfortable.




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May 2 2004 7:15PM
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timber
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'that's how people party in the northeast- it's a way of life.'

Wise words. Very true.
May 2 2004 7:17PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha i live in maine to, i think its jsut a fashion for parties int he woods. there was one jsut the other night way up in the woods.
May 2 2004 7:22PM
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May 2 2004 7:28PM
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tandan83
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there's this trailor park right by campus that a lot of college kids live in. we went there to party the other night and my two friends were standing outside smoking, a guy who's like 6'4' and athletic and this chick who's like 5'8' and prolly over 300lbs. very fat. also, nobody's 21. so a cop rolls by and the guy decides to run for some reason. usually if we just chill there, they dont even stop. well of course, the fat girl tries running too but only gets a few steps before this huge cop just lays her out and tackles her for running. she got a minor and it was funny shit


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May 2 2004 7:53PM
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D.Willy
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ha


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May 2 2004 8:16PM
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Vtsnowski
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Freestylindude I'm from maine as well, and was in the woods with a fire with like 50 people there



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May 2 2004 8:21PM
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hoodratz47
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maine sounds liek a pretty kicken place


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May 2 2004 8:23PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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haha yea Lauren, that is definately life in the northeast. House parties are such a rare occasion. I'd rather party in the woods, under the stars, with good people, and roaring fire, than in some cramped house.
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May 2 2004 8:32PM
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skiierman
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yeah we do too in New Hampshire, its really sick, till you fall in the river...


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May 2 2004 9:02PM
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P-JO
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Word of advice. Don't run away from cops unless you know you can get away and noone will narc on you.




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May 2 2004 9:31PM
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CTripper
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there's abandoned highways in my town, the best place to hang out outside hands down. there's a fire pit, or you could go to the stacks, which is just a stack of highway bridges, and you can do to the highest one that is closed. all the other ones under you still operate. a couple weeks ago though someone called the cops about a fire there and cops and firetrucks rolled, everyone ran away.
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May 2 2004 9:38PM
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hoodratz47
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theres an abonded insanse isilam.. we go in there and get scared and then run out.. the houses on teh west side are bigger. so parties in side ar nice. or we go to the middle of forrests and jsut party. or the beach..


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May 2 2004 10:06PM
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petek
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underneath the most heavily used highway is a road, aptly named, service road. It goes under the trans-canada, in a big metal tube. A few friends and i go there to screw somebody. Its pitch black at night, and it always sounds like somebody is walking towards you for some reason.



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May 2 2004 10:09PM
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jono
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Yeah dont run from cops, if your young they will usually just tell you to go home. We decided it would be a good idea to play street hockey on Main Street at 2am, and it was pretty sweet cause everyone would stumble out of the bars, and start cheering and join in. ohh we were also all dressed as either indians or cowboys, and most people were half naked. well 4 cop cars eventually came. one cop was stoked and started talking about the flames game, and simply recommended that we go home. then some kid decided to run, so one of the less nice cops threathened us with underage drinking tickets. but nothing happened, so the Main Street Cowboys vs. Indians street hockey game was a success. yeah that was pretty random, but ohh well.
May 2 2004 10:17PM
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petek
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i'd like to run from the cops, just to see if i can be on that TV show. Whats it called, you know, its on fox. I think it was called 'Policemen while filming footchases'.
as well as to see if i can actualy get away with it.



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May 2 2004 10:24PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah you know how smoking pot and drinkign a 5th makes you have Great jugdgemnt.. besides. if you get away your a balla in teh subburbs


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May 2 2004 10:56PM
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Baker
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i only run if its into the woods to hide, but that backfired sometimes. one night me and two of my friends ran out of a back door and into the woods, and we got thrashed by all of the branches and the cops stayed around for two hours. so we had to lay with sticks and shit in our sides and backs in 18 degree weather for 2 hours. It turns out that everyone in side just turned out the lights and locked the doors. Then i walked to the hotel i work at, because the party was in Teton Village, and sleep on the floor for 3 hours then got up at 6am to work.




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May 2 2004 11:53PM
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Roy
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my high school football team won the championship this year. So on a sunday night at like 1 am we started a big party in our schools feild which is right in a urban residential area complete with a dumpster fire. So at like 2:30 everyone's tanked and joints are gettin past around, when the cops rolled up. We were all so tanked we started yellin our victory chant to the cops. Turns out the 2 cops that came out to confront us won at a diff school that we beat in the semis, so we just trashed talked each others teams for like 30 mins then they left, sayin, 'try to keep it down a lil'
May 3 2004 1:29AM
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drastic_
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the cops came to this 3 keg 2 house party and i had been smoking since school got out and me and some friends hid in the neighbors basement with the lights off and the came by shining the lights through the windows and came to the door and smashed on it with their mag lites then they left and we loaded up the bong with some purple, it was a good night


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May 3 2004 11:23AM
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