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Am I safe?

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dafromasta
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
So I just had sex with this girl, raw dog (no condom) shes on birth control, never came in her. Said she missed 1 pill a week ago or somethin? Should I be sketchin? I'm pretty sure its all good, but reassurance is nice. Not worried bout diseases

Sep 11 2010 10:29PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
what?
Sep 12 2010 3:57PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
this place is worse than yahoo answers. wait 3 weeks and you'll know if you're safe.






































but you are safe, missing 1 pill doesn't really matter
Sep 12 2010 4:00PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
theres a 99 percent chance that shes preggo 50 percent of the time
Sep 12 2010 4:25PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
she missed one pill and you are scared? annnnd you didnt finish?

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Sep 12 2010 4:30PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
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Sep 12 2010 4:31PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
nothing like lolcat humor
Sep 12 2010 4:54PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
lolwut
Sep 12 2010 4:59PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
mayebe you have to fuck her again and then punch her as hard as you can in her stomach
Sep 12 2010 5:00PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
double bag it next time champ.
Sep 12 2010 5:02PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
wait a few months and during the waiting period take lots of illegal russian penis enlarging supplements so your dick becomes 20 inches long but maintains the same girth. then ask your girl to fuck and she'll be hesitant at first because she's preggo but then she'll be like "ok but be gentle" and you give her the coolface then and slowly put it in and then in one thrust you jam it all the way up there into her uterus and kill the baby and then pull out and be like "is there a problem, babe?"

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Sep 12 2010 5:15PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
haha win
Sep 12 2010 5:16PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
or just give her dolphin meat.















































FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JAPAN AND YOUR DOLPHIN KILLING WAYS. I HOPE ALL THE FISHERMANS KIDS DIES OF MERCURY POISINING FROM DOLPHIN U ILLEGALLY CAUGHT U SICK FUCKS




yeah im mad

i saw the cove
Sep 12 2010 5:17PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
FUCK YOU WHARE. FUCK YOU WHARE AND DORPHIN
Sep 12 2010 5:22PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
you're too young
Sep 12 2010 5:22PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RnC20oFVj-f_EM:http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/9619/camel25ps.jpg&t=1[/img]
Sep 12 2010 5:24PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
come on! try it again
Sep 12 2010 5:25PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
forgot one.


FUCK YOU GATOR
Sep 12 2010 5:26PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
Gaiz I found a pic of her during the finishing moment.

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Sep 13 2010 7:41PM
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Common_Cents
Posts: 455 - Karma: 13
AIDS?
Sep 13 2010 7:56PM
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Spen
Posts: 335 - Karma: 59
use a hanger
Sep 13 2010 7:59PM
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rev3rb12
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
i just laughed so hard
Sep 13 2010 8:09PM
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YoungJah
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Sep 13 2010 8:12PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
You're fine
Sep 13 2010 8:18PM
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DhAaRtTeHr
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
POST
Sep 13 2010 9:23PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
25 cents says this is nooschoolers/i.love.you
Sep 13 2010 9:42PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
no its not. this fag is pissing me off
Sep 13 2010 9:44PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
I was born when my mom had an IUD in....and my twin brothers were born when my mom was on the pill and hadn't missed any days.... sooooooo
Sep 13 2010 10:25PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
THE LOGIC yes
Sep 13 2010 10:30PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
An IUD (intrauterine device) is:

  • A small, "T-shaped" device inserted into the uterus to prevent pregnancy
  • Safe, effective, and long lasting
  • Must be inserted by a health care provider
  • Costs between $500 and $1,000 up front, but lasts up to 12 years

Sep 13 2010 10:31PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
Bro what kind of shit are you into?
Sep 13 2010 10:39PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Pics pr it didnt happen. Hope she was at least a solid 7.
Sep 13 2010 10:52PM
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