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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33

was day dreaming alittle bit today and thought of what i would do if i had to jump out of an airplane and hit the ground and die. i would try to ganier the shit out of my jump just for shits and giggles. What would you do NS.

Sep 10 2010 6:57PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
try to fall towards a convention of people. die makin the news
Sep 10 2010 7:00PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I would jump out wearing a ton of clothes and then try to get naked before I hit the ground.
Sep 10 2010 7:01PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
Pretzel flips. And I'd be wearing something fucking cool
Sep 10 2010 7:01PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
afterbang
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Sep 10 2010 7:01PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
i would take a shit out the plane then race it to the ground
Sep 10 2010 7:05PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I'd jump on the pope or, any congregation of religious people.  Not gonna make much of a statement by jumping just to kill yourself, it's who you land on that counts.
Sep 10 2010 7:05PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
if it was over ocean i would try to survive by throwing my shoes down to break the surface tension and survive with a baller story. but not before i did several trips and quads
Sep 10 2010 7:10PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
spread my wings and fly bitch.
Sep 10 2010 7:12PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
masterbate.

or fall face first.
Sep 10 2010 7:12PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Think bigger than trips and quads.  You are falling a few miles here.  It's like an entire slopestyle run here put into one massive rotation with tons of grabs.
Sep 10 2010 7:16PM
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TheWiseOne
Posts: 858 - Karma: 24
keep it steezy and do a switch zero spin
Sep 10 2010 7:18PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
land in someones car ass in the seat
Sep 10 2010 7:18PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
and where would you fall? head stomach back feet?
Sep 10 2010 7:23PM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
I would try my hardest to land on Kanye.  And ya, of course, I'd be flipping/spinning the whole way down.
Sep 10 2010 7:36PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 1,007
switch (infinite)misty with a uncrossed extended mute, ifyouknowwhatimean
Sep 10 2010 7:40PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
id do switch quintuple rodeo 70,240,320 with mute that i would poke out the whole way down
Sep 10 2010 7:44PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
I would either try to do as many flipy spiny things or just dive and point strait for the ground and land head first.
Sep 10 2010 7:54PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
So....a straight air?
Sep 10 2010 7:55PM
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49566738265
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A gainer?  That's it?  People do that every other jump anyway!  I would do a wingsuit base jump in Norway's cliffs.
Sep 10 2010 8:02PM
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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 284
do front flip to back flip no spins just cuz it kinda defies laws or atleast when i was little i thought id be cool. then a billiion othr combos. but anyway there is a story bout a guy who got ejected or sumthin out of a plane, lit a cigarette on the way down and lived cuz of snow or something... its legit im just to lazy to find the story
Sep 10 2010 8:06PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Id try and survive...... obviously....

aim for something softer / energy absorbing... then be "that guy" that survived a fall from 10,000ft and get loads of bitches being a star for the rest of my life - would probably get asked to be on dancing with the stars and all that shit too..

Fuck yeah!
Sep 10 2010 8:09PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I'd have to agree
Sep 10 2010 8:16PM
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JohnnyQuid
Posts: 354 - Karma: 19
I'd probably get sucked into the jet directly after hopping off. Think of it as a bloody napalm
Sep 10 2010 8:32PM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
hahaha that would be awesome
Sep 10 2010 8:39PM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
like malcolm said in the other thread about falling off of a cliff

i'd probably just flail myself to death
Sep 10 2010 8:40PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
id do a million flatspins.
Sep 10 2010 8:44PM
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tjlproductions
Posts: 114 - Karma: 145
jump out when a daycare is just getting out and when my body smashes on the ground all the children will see!
Sep 10 2010 8:46PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
land on jon bon jovi's guitar as he's holding it up doing a mad guitar solo while standing top of christ the redeemer just as it gets hit by lightning
Sep 10 2010 8:47PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
see if i can cum before i hit the ground
Sep 10 2010 9:14PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
I wanna kill myself now just to prove I could do this
Sep 10 2010 9:16PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
superman right into that giant ass window at notre dame
Sep 10 2010 9:18PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
funny thing is... i sort of have done that
it was out of a tree into water
Sep 10 2010 9:26PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
o yeah and i wouldnt jump i would be too scared. high heights scare me
Sep 10 2010 9:27PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Say the Our father and prey to god I land on something soft
Sep 10 2010 9:39PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3230 - Karma: 1,107
Every time i see a post of yours i stop and watch your icon a few times. Its super sweet.

I would want to jump over the alps just so i can take in a nice view before i stuff it.
Sep 10 2010 10:11PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Biggest flying tackle evar, just land on some guys shoulder and put him into the ground
Sep 10 2010 10:25PM
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WBY
Posts: 332 - Karma: 136
Spread eagle, daffy, thats it.
Sep 10 2010 10:33PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
I'm curious to see if you could cum at all knowing that you were falling to your death. 
Sep 10 2010 11:55PM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
I would take selfies all the way down, and see if I could post them on facebook before I die. How high up does signal go?
Sep 11 2010 12:01AM
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