Snow day

Power is out, school is cancelled, hell all you need is an inflatable bouncy castle complete with ball pit and a hotdog stand, and you have what I would call good time.

Add cocaine to that situation, and you have yourself a snowday. Make sure to eat the hotdogs prior to insnufflation.

i like your style. except the only thing missing from that mix is girls in bikinis jumping in the bouncy house (big titty only)

hookers and blow parties= the best time of your life

chug beers and burp into the bouncy castle- completes two things at once

I never need power when i set up my castle. I just get the hotdog man to blow it up for me. Idk how much experience you have with this kinda stuff because i consider it common knowledge.

The girls are taken care of too because the hotdog man brings his wife along, who in turn invites about ten friends over and they attempt to conduct their book of the month club meetings there. They usually start drinking within the first few minutes of the meeting though, and once things come along, they strip down and play with my balls.


The balls in the ball pit...

Don't hit on the wife though, my friend Caesar did that once and he couldn't have a hot dog.

ITS RASH HASHANAH SO THERE IS NO SCHOOL.

my mom called me and told me to go to services.

i said "no"

first thing that came to my mind