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If I was going on safari

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thugaim
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I'd take coffee but not tea.



Your turn.
Sep 8 2010 9:51PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Cortizone 10 but not Rectum creme
Sep 10 2010 1:42AM
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MADDECENT
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ps that doesn't work at all, so I won't be in attendance.
Sep 10 2010 1:43AM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
i will bringggggg...ummmmmmm.......

rossignol's. not atomics. EW
Sep 10 2010 1:44AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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marsland.
Sep 10 2010 1:45AM
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oreopancake.
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i'd bring a girlfriend, but not a wife.
Sep 10 2010 1:47AM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
No safari for you.
Sep 10 2010 11:46AM
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poptarts4life
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my gameboy
Sep 10 2010 11:47AM
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Moosen
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what about me?? bees but not hornets foo!
Sep 10 2010 12:12PM
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StevenR
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I would take taco bell, but not KFC.
Sep 10 2010 12:14PM
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neutralzombie
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bitches, but not hoes?
Sep 10 2010 12:21PM
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remove
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Jenifa>beezey?

debatable.

Sep 10 2010 12:24PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
flashlight, not a flesh light
Sep 10 2010 12:34PM
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thugaim
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GTFO my safari.



The 2 guys above you can come though.
Sep 10 2010 2:58PM
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neutralzombie
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rude! i hope a lion eats your big toe!
Sep 10 2010 2:59PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
I'm not the one who wants to bring a bunch of bitches on safari.
Sep 10 2010 3:06PM
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bk47
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i would take good but not evil
Sep 10 2010 3:20PM
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garrettwiz
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i would take facebook not myspace...
Sep 10 2010 3:25PM
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stunt_ditch
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guize the secret's really easy, all you have to do to go on safari


























is kill dumbledore at the end of the book
Sep 10 2010 3:29PM
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thugaim
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Nah man, I'm pretty sure you have to just






















tyler durden is a figment of ed norton's imagination.
Sep 10 2010 5:10PM
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Squid.
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i'd poop, but not shit
Sep 10 2010 5:37PM
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neutralzombie
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i see your point, but don't forget to pack your sense of humor!
Sep 10 2010 5:39PM
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beezey
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bras not moomoos?
Sep 10 2010 5:40PM
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BrewskiJr
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Id bring a snuggie, not a tall tee
Sep 10 2010 6:38PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
I'd bring my funny side but not my sense of humour.
Sep 10 2010 7:14PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
your mom, not your dad
Sep 10 2010 8:10PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
i'd bring a guitar but not a bass?

LET ME ON THE FUCKING SAFARI
Sep 11 2010 7:55PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i still dont know if i get to come or not :(
Sep 11 2010 7:59PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
no you cnat
Sep 11 2010 8:14PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
you dont have any say in who goes. fuck off
Sep 11 2010 8:18PM
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Testicles
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I'd bring cock not balls
Sep 11 2010 8:34PM
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the604
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HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET ON THIS SAFARI!!!?
Sep 11 2010 10:09PM
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Negro_Jesus
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i would also bring some bacon and eggs but not a rake and some kegs
Sep 11 2010 10:15PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
I guess you can come now.
Sep 11 2010 11:19PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
I would bring coke, not crack
Sep 11 2010 11:51PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
id take beer but no lager

i would take trees but no herb

i would take cheese but no dairy

i would take poop but not ohmybosh

i would take school but no homework

i would take 1337 but not ECB

i would take LOOSE CANNON PLAYAZ but no John McMuray
Sep 11 2010 11:53PM
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matt.s
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i would take in the butt, but i wouldnt take anal
Sep 11 2010 11:56PM
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LittleFoot
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id take a shit in my pants
Sep 12 2010 12:03AM
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bitchezluv=]
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i would take a rape whistle not mace
Sep 12 2010 12:07AM
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oreopancake.
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i'd bring the knees, but not the bee's knees.
Sep 12 2010 1:13AM
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thugaim
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Its incredible that after this post there are still people who don't get it.
Sep 12 2010 10:07AM
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oreopancake.
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i would take feet, but not toes
Sep 12 2010 7:33PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
i would bring glasses but not shades
Sep 12 2010 7:34PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
bees knees are even more welcome than normal knees... who doesnt fucking like bees?
Sep 12 2010 7:55PM
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C0LE
Posts: 316 - Karma: 475
well then you would not go on a fucking safari
Sep 13 2010 1:38AM
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