my dad just purchased a canon optura xi ill get it on sometime next week so all you kiddies prepare for some footy of my friend mike doing insane things on a skateboard
'First they would suspend my body from wires attached to the ceiling, all the lights in the church would be off, and all of the people would be let into the church. After everyone is in they would start playing techno and then strobe lights would start and a disco ball, and then my body would be dropped from the ceiling and it would be shook to the beat of the music. Everyone would be able to hear my mom going 'OHH MY GODD!' and her extreme sobbing'
-ScratchCobra66 talking about his ultimate funeral