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Holy tits on a toaster

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bitchezluv=]
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I need some wacky sayings for a project a little help?
Sep 7 2010 12:51AM
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butteredpretzel
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Dude thread title made me laugh for so long
Sep 7 2010 12:52AM
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Krizzle
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
Sep 7 2010 12:52AM
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Sam.Carson
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HOLY JESUS ON A STICK!

Sep 7 2010 12:54AM
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bitchezluv=]
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It's late magic happens two things I couldn't get off my mind... Tits and toast
Sep 7 2010 12:54AM
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pinkcadillac
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for use when driving fast in your car

"shaving balls!"

Sep 7 2010 12:56AM
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Mooserz
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Sep 7 2010 12:57AM
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geteducated
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goober
Sep 7 2010 12:58AM
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Hansel.
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Just straight up TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

But If I mess something up or trip or some shit I will usually just yell out NUT!
Sep 7 2010 12:58AM
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Utard
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Oh your God (if you're different religions)
Sep 7 2010 1:01AM
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VCharette
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Damn this made me totally forget what the thread is about maybe "Rollercoaster of love" and it's like a dating show about people playing rollercoaster tycoon online and finding the love for 50 000$ and a house.
Sep 7 2010 1:01AM
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the604
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made me want toast loaded with butter.

thank you.
Sep 7 2010 1:02AM
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cooper.fry
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2 jews, one yamaca
Sep 7 2010 1:15AM
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bitchezluv=]
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Haha I use holy Santa claus shit all the time, that and holy captain kirks nipples
Sep 7 2010 1:19AM
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HankTheTank
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"Shiit on my dick" is a pretty good one.
Sep 7 2010 1:23AM
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Downtofilm
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Meth
Sep 7 2010 1:23AM
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bitchezluv=]
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Already say just gonna smoke some meth and worship satan when people ask me what I am doing and yes it was a mistake saying that to my grandma
Sep 7 2010 1:25AM
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rickety_cricket
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Sweet Odin's Raven
By the beard of Zeus
Holy hot pot of coffee

Really anything from Anchorman will do
Sep 7 2010 1:25AM
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bitchezluv=]
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Fuuuck I already quoted anchorman 1 and 2
Sep 7 2010 1:31AM
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cooper.fry
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just be blunt and straight up say "What the Fuck"
Sep 7 2010 1:34AM
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rickety_cricket
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Any if these will work too.
Sweet Grandma's Spatula!
Uncle Jonathan's corn cob pipe!
Sweet Lincoln's Mullet!
Sep 7 2010 1:35AM
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rudager
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it needs to be in context

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/560248/

original post
and first post.

gonna be a new saying in my books
Sep 7 2010 1:37AM
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Static
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http://sloganmaker.com/
Sep 7 2010 1:41AM
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matt.s
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HOLY INDIAN WINDOW
Sep 7 2010 2:00AM
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no_steeze
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HOLY CUM SLINGING FAGGERJOCKY DICK BUTT
Sep 7 2010 2:07AM
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vandersteeze
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Holy tits in the woods
Sep 7 2010 2:58AM
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Milksteak
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Wow...
Sep 7 2010 3:55AM
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Dwight_Schrute
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CATS!
Sep 7 2010 5:49AM
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*TURBONERD*
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HOLY CUM GUZZLYING CUNT BAG
Sep 7 2010 6:37AM
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.frenchy
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OMG OMG OMG
Sep 7 2010 6:44AM
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willyg0808
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FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sep 7 2010 7:18AM
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H8CH
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"Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans...."
Sep 7 2010 10:03AM
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GratefulDead
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Click for larger image

/thread.
Sep 7 2010 10:06AM
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rickety_cricket
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OH MY GOD!!! BEYOND EPIC
Sep 7 2010 10:06AM
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Kotke
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph Batman!!
Sep 7 2010 10:13AM
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RubberSoul
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holy titty fucking christ always catches people off guard
Sep 7 2010 11:25AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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bahahahah!
Sep 7 2010 11:31AM
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Jwalk
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You can't stick buttered toast in a toaster it would make a horrific mess.
Sep 7 2010 11:35AM
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RubberSoul
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yeah come on that picture is totally implausible
Sep 7 2010 11:37AM
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Benson23
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hahah it would make "the best fucking bread and butter in the world" nom nom nom
Sep 7 2010 11:38AM
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Algebra
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BITCH TITS!
Sep 7 2010 11:44AM
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Davy.Crockett
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BITCH TIT
Sep 7 2010 11:48AM
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PacificRimJob
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That's awesome.
Sep 7 2010 11:51AM
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GratefulDead
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i was pretty surprised google images served me so well.
Sep 7 2010 11:52AM
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Sam.Carson
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haha like 2 girls, 1 cup
Sep 7 2010 6:43PM
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2_fadez
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THATS NUCKING FUTS
Sep 7 2010 6:46PM
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cab509
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That's goofier than a left handed coal bucket


Sep 7 2010 6:48PM
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2L208
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stupid aids infested clit drip.

Sep 7 2010 7:37PM
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Ty_G
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shit coming out of my ass
Sep 7 2010 8:33PM
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PacificRimJob
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What in the Clorox bleach is going on here?
Sep 9 2010 4:36PM
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