Replying to A funny Story

Lucas Morera Ortega (Sinister), just told me a story during spare, that made me chuckle joyously, and I felt you all should hear it. When he was 7, he finally got the confidence to pee in a urinal. So he bravely walked up to the ceramic basin of manlihood, and started his journey to becoming a real man. Half way done, he slipped on pee, and fell head first into the urinal, bashing his teeth and eye, and covering his face in piss and blood. So he ran back to class screaming, and had to get 5 stitches in his mouth and eyebrow, covered in piss.