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A funny Story

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jono
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Lucas Morera Ortega (Sinister), just told me a story during spare, that made me chuckle joyously, and I felt you all should hear it. When he was 7, he finally got the confidence to pee in a urinal. So he bravely walked up to the ceramic basin of manlihood, and started his journey to becoming a real man. Half way done, he slipped on pee, and fell head first into the urinal, bashing his teeth and eye, and covering his face in piss and blood. So he ran back to class screaming, and had to get 5 stitches in his mouth and eyebrow, covered in piss.
Apr 29 2004 11:11AM
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jumpman
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that's good stuff


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Apr 29 2004 11:15AM
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KingShit
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that explains alot

Motherfuckers...
Apr 29 2004 11:17AM
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Sinister
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It hurt.Both physically and morally.
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Apr 29 2004 11:18AM
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Swirly999
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if when ur possing ur standing still how could u slip on piss?
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Apr 29 2004 2:20PM
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Sinister
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I started walking backwards.And before my foot got in the right position and before i even knew it,i fell.Face first.I was putting my dick in my pants again,and instead of just turning around...I decided i'd step back first.It was slippery..
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Apr 29 2004 3:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahah no



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Apr 29 2004 3:34PM
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lineskier10
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that was really funny
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Apr 29 2004 3:37PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Thats horribly painful. What i want to know is do u piss in urinals today becuz that could be traumatizing?




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Apr 29 2004 4:08PM
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Sinister
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I still pee in urinals,when the occasion requires to do so...but i didn't pee in urinals for like 3 years or so,when i grew up and my balls grew to the size of watermelons I fought a urinal and this time I won.My powerful pee went fine and since that day,everything went fine.
But i still have an ugly scar in my upper lip,which is still visible. It makes me look tough, until people ask me how i got it, and i have to tell them i fell in a urinal.
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Apr 29 2004 5:53PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
that is funny but i feel sorry for him


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Apr 29 2004 5:58PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha when people ask me i tell them i fell in a urinal, priceless
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Apr 29 2004 6:16PM
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Vtsnowski
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Naaahahahaha



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


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Apr 29 2004 6:36PM
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