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davidh
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Today, I was playing baseball (yes, I play baseball). Anyway, we were playing a really bad team (from Debeque, colorado), and we were 20 runs ahead. I was on second, and the first baseman missed an easy ground ball. The second baseman gets frustrated, and blurts out, 'This is like monkey fucking a football.'

What the hell does that mean? Please, I'm so confused!
Apr 28 2004 10:37PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
you havent ever heard that saying before? its really not redneckish...

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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Apr 28 2004 10:39PM
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strode
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i'm surprised debeque even has enough people in the ''town'' to have a whole baseball team



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Apr 28 2004 10:44PM
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davidh
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I think they'r one of those towns that every young man plays football, basketball, and baseball. I also think it's one of those towns that if their team does shitty, they're sleeping in the barn and eating cold beans.
Apr 28 2004 10:46PM
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4-Front
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heres a redneck

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Apr 28 2004 10:49PM
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DrPepper
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he's just a mullet headed mark martin fan...

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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Apr 28 2004 10:53PM
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jumpman
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the semi-bleached mullet = priceless


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Apr 29 2004 11:18AM
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IrishDrink87
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I love joe dirt. (dirte)


I dont want a large Farva!
Apr 29 2004 3:00PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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the bleach and glasses show a touch of trailer-class
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Apr 29 2004 3:02PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
the glasses imply that he can read, but that is probably what he wants us to believe.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Apr 29 2004 3:51PM
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bigsky_gurl
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he needs a big mustache



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Apr 29 2004 3:53PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
bushy handlebars


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Apr 29 2004 3:54PM
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skiierman
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there are 2 classes, rednecks and hicks. we are hicks but we are called rednecks, yet we look nothing like that man above which is a pure blooded redneck. people need to reconize.


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
Apr 29 2004 4:27PM
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