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alright so lemme spin you this epic tale of a man named frank the tank.
it's getting close to finals week and the end of our sophomore year in boston. I had a night off (a thursday) and some of my friends had left for a concert so I hhit up my other friend matt who happens to be an ID student. They have a really chill studio where they basically do whatever the fuck they want. Bike around skateboard, scooter, chill in hammocks. So I role to their studio to eat my dinner and half the studio is drinking four loko's. After finishing them someone heads out and purchase a shit ton more and Mad fourtys and stasrts selling them off. Well this kid frank,(freak beast like 5'11 250lb rolls into studio after lokoing up previously with mad fourtys in his back pack. he starts sippin one and goes fuck it I'm gonna edward these bitches. Someone duck tapes them shits to his hand and he powers through one whole one. Everyone is kinda drunk at this point and franks on his way so he says fuck it and starts chugging his brand new fourty. I think his plan was just to down a lot and keep sippin but the Studio slowly erupted into a chant of "frank the tank, frank the tank" and frank being the drunk he is was ever so stoked on the chant so he keeps going, and going, and going, Starts to put it down with like a inch of liquid but some one pushes the bottle back up as he's trying to stop drinking and the chanting gets louder. The kid puts a single fist up in the air and finishes that mother fucker off. Single most epic thing I've ever seen. Edward fourty hands in under 20 minutes. frank stares into oblivion for a second goes. I'm good, I just need a beer, and stumbles back upstairs to his bag for more beer. Just all around thorough bread olympian.