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Not sure which direction my life is headed

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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea
Sep 5 2010 12:13AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
did you purposely make this on post 666
cuz that means headed towards hell
Sep 5 2010 12:14AM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, i was getting ready to post something uplifting and inspirational to you.
Sep 5 2010 12:15AM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
this made me lol pretty hard
Sep 5 2010 12:16AM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
start by getting some tp for your bumhole
Sep 5 2010 12:17AM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
sorry bro :( i know how you feel about the friend zone thing
Sep 5 2010 12:17AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
just go with where life takes you. take a risk and hitchhike to a city or go back to school
Sep 5 2010 12:17AM
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*simba*
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Sep 5 2010 12:17AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
huh?
Sep 5 2010 12:18AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
haha yea dont forget about that little parasite trying to kill you.
Sep 5 2010 12:25AM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
Bob?
Sep 5 2010 12:25AM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
i love these
Sep 5 2010 12:26AM
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Joe_
Posts: 648 - Karma: 14
hahahahaha, well done
Sep 5 2010 12:27AM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
haha
Sep 5 2010 12:29AM
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Tonetti.
Posts: 733 - Karma: 1,311

dont forget your frienemy is always trying to steal shit from you

Sep 5 2010 12:29AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
I bet you have a really annoying voice too.
Sep 5 2010 12:36AM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
it is very scary that this was your post #666
Sep 5 2010 12:40AM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Hehe, spongebob
Sep 5 2010 12:40AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
halfway through the op i knew it was gonna end up being one of these, i just didn't know what
Sep 5 2010 12:42AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
lol
Sep 5 2010 12:44AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
oh fuck you got me. hahaha the second time i read it i realized that part about the pineapple hahaha that was good
Sep 5 2010 12:45AM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
how are you a mod?
Sep 5 2010 12:47AM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
lol
Sep 5 2010 12:49AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Sep 5 2010 12:57AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
This is too much. He's a great dude, but in a thread totally unrelated to 1337./Jamie, to use those pics is...weird.
Sep 5 2010 1:04AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Hahahah. that was great
Sep 5 2010 1:11AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
Should go to colage
Sep 5 2010 1:20AM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
pics of girl
Sep 5 2010 1:25AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
i lol'd
Sep 5 2010 1:27AM
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Dan.P
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Sep 5 2010 1:27AM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
Hahaha all the way through that I was preparing something really uplifting and
Sep 5 2010 1:30AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
Hey you are Rick and I am Rick :0
Sep 5 2010 1:35AM
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Ninjedi01
Posts: 98 - Karma: -5
Here's what you do: Turn to a life of crime. It's easy; all super villains have done it. I would suggest undergoing some sort of experimental chemical mutation, but the trick is to find out who your main foe will be, so you can plan accordingly. Try to design your powers in a way that will work against his, just like rock beats scissors or paper beats rock (even though that's totally unrealistic, because a rock would just smash the shit out of a sheet of paper). Also try to see if you can go through some sort of emotional transformation due to the actions of your foe, so your actions can be fueled by your lust for revenge. After you've established yourself as a big name in the town you live in, then you can broaden your range and start to move up in the underworld of villainous activities.
Sep 5 2010 1:42AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
wow fuck you
Sep 5 2010 1:42AM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
haha
Sep 5 2010 1:46AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13106 - Karma: 18,910
welcome to the world of rejects. You know a lot of people like that fall into drugs.

Here is some advice, if your life sucks ass. Then change! step one, go back to school, if you cant get out of your dead end job, that means you barely have high school education. So open a brochure about school and read.

If you feel you dont belong in your world, then get out. Dont think about how happy you will be with cash, girls and drugs. In your situation, you will never have it. Just be happy about what you do and what you accomplish, not what other people have. I am broke as shit, I have nothing much and I can barely afford the place where Im living. But I got a rad job that takes me out of this world for months on end...I work on a ship, and I love it.

And if your a troll, take this long post, and shove it up you penus
Sep 5 2010 1:49AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
this isnt his life... its spongebobs..
Sep 5 2010 2:21AM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
hahahaha
Sep 5 2010 10:38AM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
Go guard your bridge TROLL
Sep 5 2010 10:41AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Noice.
Sep 5 2010 10:44AM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15
well you could join the army...
Sep 5 2010 10:50AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
hahahahahahahahaha
Sep 5 2010 10:50AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
and your boss is an asshole
Sep 5 2010 10:52AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
hahahahahahaha
Sep 5 2010 10:55AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
That made my day
Sep 5 2010 10:58AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
Thanks 4 the lulz.
Sep 5 2010 11:28AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348

lolol that was funneh

pg2nao

Sep 5 2010 11:29AM
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Heart
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i was getting ready to post an emotionally uplifting response
Sep 5 2010 12:59PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
hahahahahahh
Sep 5 2010 1:58PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
What? How dare you call this genius retarded
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Sep 5 2010 2:29PM
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